Tzuyu sweared that she would commit a murder if that jerk didn't text her Jungkook's address in the next five minutes. She had pestered him the whole morning to get it out of him but did he get a slight bit bothered? No! He kept ignoring her calls the whole time and left her texts at seen.
Well, what could you expect from that . . . crappy excuse for a human?
Five minutes. That's all you have Park Jimin. Five minutes. Or else I'll come knocking on your door and beat the crap out of you. She smashed her fist on her other hand and cracked her knuckles.
Ding!
God, he finally replied! Tzuyu clicked open her phone and stared at the message notification.
Jerk Jimin: Yah! U sure U want it????????
Tzuyu: One question mark would be enough, shorty :)
Tzuyu: And this is the last time I'm asking you nicely.
Jerk Jimin: Nice.
Tzuyu: GIVE ME THE DAMN ADDRESS YOU LITTLE PIECE OF $#@&!!!!
Jerk Jimin: Wow, that was . . . nice.
Tzuyu: Thanks! Now the address, please.
Jerk Jimin: What's $#@& BTW?
Tzuyu: Jimin, if you delay it one more time, I will tell Mina unnie about "that."
Jerk Jimin: Are you threatening me?!
Tzuyu: Sure :)
Jerk Jimin: Don't you dare, Tzuyu!
Tzuyu: Oh, I will dare!
Tzuyu: Wanna know what will I tell her?
Jerk Jimin: No.
Tzuyu: Dear Mina unnie, your oh-so loving boyfriend was caught red-handed showing off his abs, and flirting with some girls at Yoongi's basketball game without your presence. Just thought I should let you know before you make another great mistake in life like the one you already made. Now everything is in your hands and you also have the option to kill that jerk if you wish to. Have a nice day.
Jerk Jimin: I WAS NOT FLIRTING WITH THEM!!!
Tzuyu: Who knows~ Now are you giving me the address or not?
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Tzuyu: I'm pressing the forward button~
Jerk Jimin: Why do you and your friends hate me so much?
Tzuyu: Who wouldn't?
Tzuyu: Jimin, it's just an address. Why do you have to be so annoying about it?
Jerk Jimin: Why don't you ask the others? Why me?
Tzuyu: According to my information, Jin and Hoseok forgot the house number. Joon and Tae claim to have forgotten the street name. And Yoongi proposed a whole 27-lined (to be exact) paragraph explaining why he was too lazy to remember and type it.
Jerk Jimin: Wow!
Tzuyu: Jimin, I know being annoying is your specialty but you're taking this a bit too far.
Jerk Jimin: What about Yugyeom, Bam Bam, and Sehun?
Tzuyu: They said that Jungkook never took them home so they never knew. They always visited him at your guys' old apartment.
Jerk Jimin: Hey, it's still pretty new! Only five years into existence. And it's still ours.
Jerk Jimin: And how do I know if you really are gonna sent it to her?
Tzuyu: I have it typed out.
Tzuyu: Here, I'll send you a screenshot.
Tzuyu: [screenshot]
Tzuyu: I'm forwarding the message to unnie, Chimmy . . .
Jerk Jimin: Okay, Okay!
Tzuyu : . . . . . .
Jerk Jimin: Wait . . .
Jerk Jimin: I'm letting my mind process the information. . .
Jerk Jimin : It's loading . . .
Jerk Jimin: I can slowly see it in front of me.
Tzuyu: SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
Jerk Jimin: Waiting for Minari to burst open the door 'cuz I'm pretty sure you already forwarded her the message.
Tzuyu: YOU JERK!!!
Jerk Jimin: Crap, she's here!
Tzuyu: But I didn't even send it to her!
Jerk Jimin: I'm sorry, I can't tell you the address. I'm about to dieeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
Tzuyu: I'm gonna forward it to her for real. Have fun dying, Jimin. I'm gonna have fun not missing you and I'd be sure to make sure that the others do the same. Bye.
Jerk Jimin: Jeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzz, kid! I was just kidding!
Tzuyu: But I wasn't.
Jerk Jimin: I'm sorryyyyyyyyyy!!
Jerk Jimin: Here, I'll tell you!
Jerk Jimin: Tzuyu!
Tzuyu: I'm here.
Jerk Jimin: Summer st. House no. 148. It's near the book store.
Tzuyu: Finally! Wasn't that hard, was it?
Jerk Jimin: Are you not gonna say thanks, you disrespectful kid?!
Jerk Jimin: Tzuyu-ah!
Jerk Jimin: Heeeyyyyyyyy!
Jerk Jimin: Yo, Tzuyu!
Jerk Jimin: Tzuyu!
Jerk Jimin: CHOU TZUYU!
Jerk Jimin: C
Jerk Jimin: H
Jerk Jimin: O
Jerk Jimin: U
Jerk Jimin: T
Jerk Jimin: Z
Jerk Jimin: U
Jerk Jimin: Y
Jerk Jimin: U
Jerk Jimin: !!!!!!!
Jerk Jimin: Yah!
Jerk Jimin: I'm gonna tell Jungkook that he shouldn't be dating such a disrespectful person.
Tzuyu: I didn't know that he was dating you!!!
Tzuyu: Are you guys secretly gay?
Jerk Jimin: Yeah, I'll tell him to break up with you ;)
Tzuyu: Since when has he ever listened to you?
Jerk Jimin: Oh, you wanna know?
Tzuyu: If he ever did, let's hear it then ;)
Jerk Jimin: Get ready then, Chou Tzuyu.
Tzuyu: I was just kidding! I don't have enough time to waste on your lies.
Jerk Jimin: Nope! A long list awaits you now.
Jerk Jimin: And I hope it haunts your dreams forev-ah!
Tzuyu: Uh, Jimin?
Tzuyu: I accidently forwarded that message to unnie . . .