messenger
texting: group chat "district nine + one."
soojin:
tell me why my brother already has a whole ass boyfriend at ten years old
he's more advanced than me
felix:
tHeYrE nOt DaTiNg
didn't you hear the kid
he said "oMG SOOJIN GUESS WHO LIKES ME BACK AHHHH HE LIKES ME BACK AJSHAHAHS WHJAHAHH HHHAHHHAHH AAHAHHH IM DYING THIS IS THE GREATEST THING NEXT TO DINOSAUR CHICKEN NUGGETS WOWHISJ"
soojin:
they might as well be dating
woojin:
did your brother have a seizure when telling you
because it sounds like he did
soojin:
no he was just really excited
he still is
felix:
it was so cute😔
i'm so happy i was there to witness it
chan:
you guys are good again?
soojin:
yessss🥰🥰🥰
soolix never dies!
felix:
i wub my best friend🥺
changbin:
ay even though i'm dating lix
soolix kinda out here being superior😔🤙
soojin:
LMAOOOO BUBBEH
DID YOU PAY HIM
felix:
AHAHAH NO
he means it🥺
thank you baby🥰
minho:
off topic as hell but
i'm going to beat somebody's ass tomorrow
jisung:
babe, don't
minho:
oh it's fucking happening
seungmin:
what happened, min
minho:
some bitch thinks it's okay to flirt with my boyfriend and also go, "you've really only been with minho? come over then, baby. i'll show you better than what minho could ever do. as long as you don't tell him, baby boy."
hyunjin:
lmao yikes
they fucked up
minho:
i'm so fucking pissed
this stupid ass bitch thinks it's okay to call my jisung, "baby boy." like, who the fuck are you? because i know you're not me, therefore, sit the fuck down
i'm going to get into a fight, i don't care
jeongin:
if you get into a fight
you'll be suspended
and you won't be able to go to prom
minho:
...
yeah okay, so i'm going to fight a bitch tomorrow
changbin:
i'm going to hold you back
chan:
so am i
minho:
i know how to kick.
jisung:
you're not getting into a fight
minho:
yes i am
who's stopping me
woojin:
we are
minho:
nope
not if you can't find me
felix:
weren't you just saying you don't get jealous
minho:
i'm not jealous because i know my place
i'm just pissed as hell because they don't
soojin:
minho, you're mad possessive
minho:
i'm mad
jisung:
EEEEEEE
they texted again
minho:
what did they say
jisung:
uh
nothing
minho:
don't back them up
what'd they say
jisung:
nothing babe
seungmin:
what'd they say, jisung
jisung:
i cant say when there's a devil boy in the chat
minho:
what are they texting you on
jeongin:
OH BOY
minho is going to log into jisung's social FHDJDJ
changbin:
AGDDHFDH
HES A MAD BOY
jisung:
i shouldn't have told him😭
minho:
tell me what he said
i'm already mad
it's not like i can get more mad
jisung:
oh no
you definitely will get more mad
felix:
they're already dead, so
the only thing they're doing is digging their grave deeper
hyunjin:
TELL UUUSSS
jisung:
oh boy
so they said
"cmon baby, i can give you a sneak peek of what's going to make you scream my name. minho would never be able to do such things, babe. i'll treat you nice and well that you'll never want to go back to him. you have to experience, pretty boy."
soojin:
he's dead.
or she.
maybe them.
or it.
we don't assume genders-
minho:
why does this fucker think it's okay to "sext" my boyfriend? lmfaoooooooo
even i don't do that
woojin:
jisung, what are they
jisung:
a he
i would say their name
but i don't want SOMEONE
to get suspended
minho:
☺️i'm a good boy
i could never hurt anyone
jeongin:
LIAR
chan:
MINHO
WTF DID YOU DO TO JEONGIN
jeongin:
wait what
he didn't do anything to me-
i'm just saying he's a liar
because i know he's plotting this dude's death
minho:
shhhhh
i'm a good boy☺️
very sweet, very kind
i could never do wrong
therefore, i should know the boys name
soojin:
YOURE A LIIAAARRRRR
you're gonna beat that boy up
minho:
i'm a good boy!!!!
i could never!!!!
hyunjin:
ay guys
if we put minho into bottom hours
we wouldn't have to worry over him getting into a fight, because he'll be too needy of jisung to leave him alone
minho:
you're not putting me into bottom hours
woojin:
that's a good idea, hyun
minho:
i happen to disagree
jisung:
i don't think he's going to switch just like that
chan:
well make him
i'm not letting this boy get into a fight
felix:
...
i'm kind of here for him fighting someone-
minho:
LMAO LIX
thanks dude
i'll be sure to kick his ass just for you
jisung:
baby, no
you're not fighting anyone
this is just a stupid situation
it's not worth you getting into trouble
seungmin:
you know i kind of just realized
minho *might* not get in trouble if he does
considering he's close with the staff
he could just talk his way out of it
and convince them to give him detention or something
hyunjin:
babe
i love you
i really do
but you shouldn't have said that
because i'm sure you just influenced his ideas
jeongin:
bABY NO
BAD MOVE
DUMB DUMB MOVE
minho:
ehehehehe
you're right, seungie
thanks for telling me that
jisung:
if you dare
i'll get so mad at you, minho
minho:
you'll get over it
jisung:
do you realize how bad this is going to look
i'm not worth you getting into trouble
changbin:
theres seven of us to hold him back
he's going to be fine
minho:
we'll see tomorrow
jisung:
oh boy
should've just kept my mouth shut
authors note:
so people asked for possessive minho
and i delivered😔🤙
,,,, why do i still do this emoji combo-
at first i just did it just because 😔🤙 but now it's a mfing habit and you guys clOWN ME FOR IT>:(
anyway idk if i shouuuuld risk minho like that but hey🙈he's a possessive mf anyway so
ALSOOO sorry for not updating last night! i celebrated my early bday w my friends and it was a blast:) everything worked out well! we went out to this newly built arcade and ate some bomb ass ice cream along w playing the games AND i won a stuffie my first try!!!
everyone meet todo!!(≧∀≦)
and then afterwards we did karaoke which was a blast KSJDS WE SUNG TEQUILA AND WE ALL CRACKED TF UP EVERYTIME WE SAID TEQUILA IDK WHY IT WAS SO FUNNY BUT IT WAS
anyway i had da bestest time of my birfday part one🥺🥺birfday part two is in eight days!!!!! i'm so eXCITEDHHSJSK
ok nobody asked for this i'm sorry😔🤙
i swear everytime i do that emoji combo, a part of me starts to die a little more-
oKAY BYE SJSHAHA