A/N: Hello my dear readers!
As requested by some of you, here is the chatroom with Mysterio.
Warning: Spoiler of the movie Spider-man far from. Don't read if you haven't seen the movie.
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Mysterio opened a chatroom.
Mysterio invited Peter Parker.
Peter hesitantly logged on.
Peter: What do you want? Youalready have EDITH.
Mysterio: There is someone Ican't look into. And I know you know her.
Peter: No.
Mysterio: So you know who I'mtalking about.
Peter: Absolutely not.
Mysterio: I need her.
Peter: Why?
Mysterio: I'm not going toreveal my plan to you.
Peter: I'm not going to help youeither.
Mysterio: She has the information Ineed.
Peter: I thought Edith was theultimate source of information.
Mysterio: Well, Edith doesn'teverything, neither did Tony Stark.
Peter: I won't help you.
Peter logged off.
Mysterio forced him back on the chat.
Peter: I'll ignore you.
Mysterio: I'm the master ofillusions, you can't ignore me.
Peter invited Doctor Strange.
Peter: You played with magic,here is the real magic.
Doctor Strange logged on.
Doctor Strange: You hurt Tony'skid. You're in trouble.
Mysterio: Send the drones toStrange's location.
Mysterio published a picture « TheSanctum of New York attacked by a giant firestorm»
Peter: You're dishonouring Stark'slegacy. He never meant for his tech to be used like this.
Mysterio: That's the thing, kid.It's my legacy.
Peter: What?
Mysterio: Now, tell me what Iwant to know and I'll free Strange.
Peter published a picture «Y/Nrescuing Doctor Strange»
Peter: You were saying?
Mysterio: There she is. Drones,capture her.
Doctor Strange posted a picture «Spiderman, catching Y/N from the fall»
Mysterio: Is it a blush I see?Hum... Interesting. Drones, attack Peter.
Doctor Strange: You're acheater. This is no magic, just very high developed tech.
Mysterio kicked Doctor Strange out ofthe chat.
Mysterio: Peter!
Y/N logged on.
Y/N: So you're the one causingall this trouble. You hurt my friend.
Mysterio: Good.
Y/N: I'm going to destroy allyour drones.
Mysterio: How can you destroythe drones if you can't see them.
Mysterio posted a picture « Y/Nfighting invisible opponents»
Mysterio: Hahahahaha!
Peter: Stop this! Please!
Y/N: Your illusions caught meoff guard, but I've been trained by the God of Illusions, Loki. ButStrange helped though. Your illusions may be quite real but they'retoo personal. Seriously, why did I see men shirtless with Rabbitmasks on their face?
Mysterio: I... wh... I saw ahorror movie last night.
Peter: What else did you see?
Y/N: You dying again and again,as well as the Avengers. That was a low blow, Mysterio!
Mysterio: I was trying todestabilise you. Did it work?
Y/N: You pissed me off?!
Peter posted a picture «Y/Ngrabbing Mysterio's fishball»
Peter: Now, that we have EDITHback, we can....
Nick Fury logged on.
Fury: Do I want to know?
Peter: Maybe?
Mysterio: I just want my costumeback. Y/N?
Y/N: He hurt my Peter, and thenme, I'm not giving you your fish ball, Nemo.
Peter: 'my' Peter, so does itmean you're 'my' Y/N?
Mysterio: Was that a Jules Vernereference?
Y/N: You know your classic.
Mysterio: No, EDITH told me.
Peter: No, it's another illusion!Y/N run!
Mysterio uploaded a video «Youbelieve you can fly, but it's one last fall»
Maria Hills posted a picture «Spider-man flying with Y/N climbing him like koala»
Fury: Seriously Hills? Like akoala?
Hills: I didn't know how else tosay this, sir. They're cute though.
Mysterio: How? EDITH doesn'tknow this suit.
Fury: You really thought Starkwould have given this technology to a simple mind like you?
Mysterio: I created BLURB!
Fury: Did you really though?
Mysterio: My drones will destroyyou!
Fury: One call, and CaptainMarvel destroys the base of your drones.
Captain Marvel logged on.
Captain Marvel: I'm a bit busybut for sure. I'll send Yon-Rogg. Or Goose.
Mysterio: Not if I conceal mybase. I'm a master of illusions.
Loki logged on.
Loki: I'm the King of Illusions,mere mortal. One snap of my fingers and all your nightmares cometrue.
Loki logged off.
Fury: I thought he was dead?
Peter: Don't you think we lostenough souls?
Fury: Whatever.
Fury logged off.
Mysterio : Y/N, you'reawfully silent.
Y/N: .... I stuck my face inyour fish ball.
Mysterio: Hahahaahahahaa!
Doctor Strange logged on.
Doctor Strange: Y/N, you'reimpossible. You're on your own.
Doctor Strange logged off.
Y/N: Or you just don't know howto help me, little misfit!
Peter: Loki is rubbing off on you,Y/N.
Y/N: Will you help me instead oftaking a picture? I'm stuck in this crazy clean helmet!
Mysterio: Post the picture.
Peter posted a picture «TheShe-Mysterio»
Mysterio: Hum... you do knowthere is a button to open the mask, right?
Y/N: Oh, right....
Peter: So now, what do we do?
Mantis logged on.
Mantis: Take ass, kick names.
Mantis logged off.
Mysterio: I'm going to pretend Ididn't read this. So are you two going to tell each other how youfeel?
Peter: What are you talkingabout?
Mysterio: According to EDITH, Ihave videos of Peter liking, very very very very very much Y/N.
Peter: That's a lot of very andyet not enough.
Y/N: Are you trying to playmatchmaker, Quentin?
Mysterio: She knows my name!
Peter: I told her.
Mysterio: Ouch. I'm unveilingsecrets. I already told the world Spiderman's identity.
Peter: So now you're going totell my love life as well? What is wrong with you?
Y/N: Whatever happened betweenPeter and I are our business, not yours.
Mysterio: You have a chance,buddy, she's not denying anything.
Y/N kicked Mysterio out of the chat,and blocked him.
Y/N: He's a handful. Pete?
Peter: I didn't know how to tellyou before, but I do have feelings for you, Y/N.
Y/N: I know, Peter.
Peter: You knew?!
Y/N: I kind of felt it, whenyou were flying and I was holding on you.
Peter: You felt it?
Y/N: I felt it. We were quiteclose, so yeah.
Peter: Oh! I'm so sorry.
Y/N: Don't be, it's alright. Iwas waiting for you to make a move but I'm doing it first. See youtonight at Delmar.
Peter: As in a date?
Y/N: Yes, Spidey. It's a date.
Y/N logged off.
Peter logged off.
Happy logged on.
Happy: Lovebirds. Shall I tellMay?
May logged on.
May: Peter is having agirlfriend? Finally! Do I have to speak to him about The Talk?
Happy: Maybe not now.
May forced Peter on the chat.
May: Peter, we need to talk.
Peter: Okay? Is everythingalright?
May:: You'll see.
May and Happy logged off.
Peter: That's odd.
Three hours later.
Peter: I should have cleared thechat. Never again.
A/N: So did you laugh? It was so fun to write =)