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"Aap sath chalenge? mere sath chalenge?" She asked him while pointing herself.
(Will you go with me? with me?)
"Tumne tareef hi itni kri unki itni ki ab mera bhi mann kr rha hai unse milne ka" he says in sarcastic tone.
(You have complimenting him so much now I also wanted to meet him)
"But chacha aise kisi se nhi milte, pehle appointment leni padti hai, phir chacha khud decide krte hai ki kb milna hai, lekin ab mei sath chal rhi hoon toh apko appointment lene ki koi zaroorat nhi" she said in praising tone.
(But uncle never meets someone like this, first you have to take appointment from him and then only he decides when to meet him but now I'm also coming with you so you don't need any appointment to meet him)
"Ohhh....really, ab mujhe blazer saaf karwane ke liye bhi kisi salim chacha se appointment leni padegi?" He blurted in irritated tone.
(Ohhh.....really, now I have to make an appointment with Salim uncle for cleaning my Blazer?)
"Ab chacha hai hi itne famous....kya kr sakte hai, apko pata hai kitne dur dur se log aate hai chacha ke pas unka autograph lene and kitne to rumaal dry clean krwane bhi chacha ke pass hi aate hai bas. Salman bhai bhi aaye the ek din aur....." she was saying further but he cuts her in the middle.
(Salim uncle is very famous,we can't do anything about this. You have any idea people from afar comes to him only for his autograph and many comes for dry cleaning their handkerchief only for uncle only.
once Salman brother also comes and...)
He cuts her in between and says "You mean Salman khan, the famous actor?"
"Areey woh Salman nhi.....apne salman bhai, happu sweets ke owner Salman bhai, kya gazab ke kadpe pehnte hai aur mithayaan kya mithayaan banate hai waah....waah....aur jalebi toh itni yummy banate hai ki pucho maat....yum..yum..." she said while imagining jalebi in her mouth.
(Not that Salman....our salman brother, happu sweet's owner Salman brother, he wears amazing clothes and sweets, he makes very delicious sweets and jalebi is the yummiest)
He again cuts her in between "Haan hum tappu sweets ke owner se bhi mil lenge kbhi abhi salim chacha ke pass chalte hai."
(We'll meet tappu sweet's owner some other time now let's go to meet salim uncle)
"Dekhiye woh tappu nhi hai happu hai...happu, aur ap jara tameez se bole meri favourite mithai ki dukhan ko ap sare aam bezzat kr rhe hai apko sharm nhi aati" she scolds him badly.
(Listen that's not tappu that's happu, and please mind your language, your talking rubbish about my favorite sweet shop, don't you have shame)
"What? Ab woh happu ho ya tappu.....kya krna mujhe aur....." he was saying but get interrupted by her.
(What? It doesn't matter to me if it happu or tappu)
She cuts him this time and says "ap phir se tappu bol rhe hai....apko ek baat samjh nhi aati kya?"
(You're saying tappu again....you don't understand things in one time itself)
"Mujhe baat samjh nhi aati....ohhh.....really, aur tum jaise khud Einstein ho" he mocked.
(I don't under things....oh...really....and like you yourself are Einstein itself)
"Mei toh hoon hi Einstein.....balki unsse se bhi kai jada intelligent.....bas mei thoda late paida hui....nhi toh aj mera name hota unki jagah pr..." she said with pride.
(Einstein....I'm more intelligent than him just that I'm born late or else I'll be there instead of him)
"Ohhh.....really" he chuckles
"Aur nhi toh kya......apko pata bhi hai mei kitni intelligent hoon.....meine 30 din ka computer course....20 din mei hi complet karliya tha.....aise hi sab mujhe genius nhi kehte" she said like winning gold medal in very first attempt only
(Yes and you know what... I'm soo intelligent that I've completed 30 days computer course in 20 days only...that's why everyone calls me genius)
"What computer course?" he asked her in serious tone
Kyu apne nhi kr rakha? She questioned him in suprised tone.
(Why you don't do that course?)
"Mei kyu krunga aise course" he replied in disgust.
(Why I do that type of course)
They were fighting like kids when he sees a fast moving car approaching towards her (as she was standing in the middle of the parking)
He immediately pulled her wrist making her bump into him while she got startled by his sudden pull.
"Ap.....ap.....yeh....." she stammered badly while still in his arms looking here and there with downcast eyes. He was enjoying their hug when suddenly his phone starts ringing bringing him back into his senses and they both pulled apart in instant.
"Chlo chalte hai salim chacha ke pass.....waise bhi bht late ho rha hai"
He said to her while rejecting his call and mentally crusing the person who was calling him at such time and breaking their beautiful moment.
(Let's go to salim uncle as we are already getting late)
"Kabhi Jhasi ki rani toh kbhi cute si bacchi.....ohhh...god she is driving me crazy" he thought and smiles at her.
(Sometimes she behaves like queen of jhasi and sometimes cute girl...ohh..god she is driving me crazy)
After few minutes, she looked at him who was already looking at her smiling, she quickly downcast her lashes and looking down feeling highly embarrassed when she noticed her footwear.
"Hey bhagwan....kusum lata kya hogya tujhe........tu itni kamjoor kyu hai.....kitni bar bola hai....dhyan rakha kr apna par tu hai ki...." she said while looking down.
(Ohh my god....kusum lata what happened to you.....why you're soo weak....I've told you....take care of yourself....but you never listens to me)
"Kya hua?" He got panicked as few minutes ago she was shying and now she was shouting.
(What happened?)
"Woh....." (pointing at her footwear)
(This)
(Her footwear)
"Chappal ke bhi naam rakhti ho tum?" He said with little chuckle.
(You named your footwear also?)
"Dekhiye rampyari aur chinki kumari ke baare mei ap already bhot bol chuke hai....lekin kusum lata ke baare mei hum kuch nhi sunenge" she said while huffing puffing in anger and pointing her index finger to him.
(Listen you already talked rubbish about rampyari and chikni kumari but not a word against for my kusum lata)
"Agyi Jhasi ki rani wapis" he mummbled and smiled.
(Queen of jhasi had returned)
"Ap hass kyu rhe hai? Meine idhar apko koi joke sunaya hai kya?" She said while glaring him.
(Why are you laughing? I have told you some joke here?)
"Kyu? hasne pr tumne tax lagwaya hai kya and kusum lata, yeh kaisa naam hua?" He said in teasing tone.
(Why? Do you put tax on laughing and what's that name kusum lata?)
"Woh na humari pehli wali chappal ka name lata tha.....bechari waqt se pehle hi guzar gyi.....phir hum kusum laye......lata ko bura na lage isliye hum kusum ko kusum lata bulate hai" she explained him like she was explaining about some warrior who lost their life in the battle field while totally forgetting about her anger.
(Actually my previous footwear name was lata......she passed away in short span...then I brought kusum.....I named kusum as kusum lata....in the memory of late lata)
"Ohhhh......bhot sad story hai" he said while showing her that he feels bad about lata's demise while she was busy in opening her bag and taking out her water bottle from it.
(Ohhh....soo sad story)
She then tooked out a small packet from her bag and start adding it into her water bottle and he was just noticing her actions.
"Yeh kya kr rhi ho tum?" he asked her in confused tone.
(What are you doing?)
"Chai bana rhi hoon.......ap piyenge?" She said again glaring him.
(I'm making tea....you wanna to drink?)
"Kyaa?" He asked in shocked tone.
(What?)
"Dikh nhi rha........mei glucose bana rhi hoon" she said without looking at him and focussing on her water bottle.
"Tum apni chappal ko.....glucooose pilati ho?" He asked in horrified tone.
She stopped her work and looked at him innocently and then starts laughing madly and he was just mesmerized by seeing her laugh......few minutes passed by but he was still lost in her laugh.
Controlling her laugh, she says "areey....yeh kusum lata ke liye nhi hai mere liye hai......woh mujhe bhot thakan ho rhi thi isliye socha glucose pi loon."
(No....this is not for kusum lata, this is for me as I'm feeling tired so thought about drinking glucose)
"Ohhhh" he only managed to say this.
After drinking glucose water in one glup, she took feviquick out from her bag and start applying it into her footwear.
"Lo hogya" she said while showing her 32 teeth smile to him.
(It's done)
"Feviquick bhi sath lekar chalti ho tum?" He asked in suprised tone.
(You also bring feviquick with you)
"Haan, kb kahan kusum lata bimar hojaye koi thik nhi na isliye sab kuch sath lekar chalti hoon" she said like she was family doctor of kusum lata.
(Yes, when and where kusum lata becomes ill, no one knows so I take everything along with me)
"Ohhhh I see, ab chale hum tumhare saaaliiim chacha ke pass?" He said while again elaborating her salim uncle.
(Ohh...I see, now can we go to meet your salim uncle)
"Haan....kyu nhi.....kitne khush ho jayenge salim chacha mujhe dekhar"
She says dreamly.
(Yes....why not....How happy Salim uncle gets after seeing me)
He starts heading towards his car while she was still lost in her thought, he turns to see her but she was still standing on her place not moving a lit from there so he comes to her.
"Ab chale ya yahin pr rhne ka socha
hai" he said to her bringing her back into her senses.
"Ap chahliye mei mohini ke sath aati hoon" she said after coming out of her dreamland.
(You go I'll come with mohini)
"Mohini?" He asked in shocking tone.
"Mohini....meri scooty......woh madhubala thodi beemar thi toh socha mohini se hi aajau....infact mei mohini ke pass hi jaa rhi thi tbhi mujhe pata chala ki humara phone change hogya hai apse......mei wapis jaa hi rhi thi ki ap mujhe mil gye" she said like explaining something important.
(Mohini....my scooty....actually madhubala is ill so I thought to come with mohini.....infacf I'm going towards mohini when I came to know that our phone get changed, I were going back to you.....but you found you in between)
"Madhubala" he said again getting shocked.
"Madhubala.....meri car......servicing ke liye gyi hai" she said like this is normal to her.
(Madhubala.....my car, gone for servicing)
"What? Tum kya har kisi ka naam rakhti ho? Are you mad?" He said in irritated tone.
(What? Do you named everything? Are you mad?)
"Ap hi honge pagal....same to you, back to you and no return" she said while flickering her hairs.
(You're mad...same to you, back to you and no return)
He got amazed by her action and got lost again but quickly come into his senses.
"Tum itni raat ko scooty se jaogi? Tum mere sath chalo mei tumhe apni car me drop krdunga" he said in protective tone not wanting her to go alone at this hour.
(Will you go with scooty at this hour? Come I'll drop you in my car)
"Nhi....bilkul nhi....hum mohini ke sath hi jayenge" she protest.
(No...I'll come with my scooty itself )
"Dekho zid maat kro" he also protest.
(Don't be stubborn)
"Nhi....hum nhi jayenge apki car mei aur mohini ko kitna bura lagega agr hum kisi aur ke sath chale gye toh" she said innocently.
(No....I'm not coming in your car and mohini feels soo bad if I go with someone else)
"Phir mohini......tum normal logo ki tarah scooty nhi bol sakti kya?" He shouts.
(Again mohini.....don't you behave like normal people)
"Ap kehna chahta hai ki mei normal nhi hoon?" She backfired.
(You were saying that I'm not normal?)
They again starts fighting like nursery kid fighting for chocolate when suddenly a car stopped infront of them while the owner of the car threw his head out of his carriage window and yells at them.
"Tum miya biwi ghar jakar ladna aur hato samne se......pura rasta rok kr khade hai.....inke baap ka road ho jaise" the person shouts making both scared a bit.
(You both husband and wife fight in your home and move from the front....you both are blocking my way and standing like this road is owned by your father)
"Hum miya biwi nhi hai" they both said simultaneously while looking at each other.
(We are not husband and wife)
"Pehle baar sab yahi bolte hai.....bad mei aadat pad jaati hai....meri biwi bhi mujhe aise hi datti rhti hai....ab jaldi hato warna ghar jakar phir daat padegi" the person said in scared tone as probably remembered his wife torturing.
(At first everyone says like this....later we got habitual.....my wife also scolds me like your wife...now move from the front or else she again scolds me for getting late)
They both moved from the front and the person ran his car very fast as probably because of his wife's fear.
Not wanting to fight again with her he suggested "Umm.......hum aisa krte hai tum aage aage chalna apni scooty se aur mei piche piche tumhe follow karunga....waise bhi mujhe salim chacha ka address nhi pata" he said in suggestive tone but deep down he fears about her safety and he is not allowing himself to leave her on her own.
(Umm....we can do one thing...you ride your scooty forward and I follow you from behind.....as I don't know salim uncle's address)
"Hmmm.....han yeh thik rahega" she agreed instantly.
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