Virgil saw Roman's phone on the couch. So like any other person would do... he took it. Not surprisingly, it didn't have a password.
Virgil decided to look through his pictures first. So he tapped the icon and a bunch of pictures popped up. But... what they were pictures of was... disturbing?
Many pictures were of Virgil... sleeping.
'What the f*****ck...?' Virgil thought. 'Should I be concerned?'
"That's not your phone, y' know." A voice whispered in Virgil's ear. Virgil shivered and looked behind him. Roman was standing there.
"I know... creep," Virgil said and handed Roman back his phone.
"I just take pictures of you because you inspire me," Roman said.
"Even when I'm sleeping?" Virgil asked.
"Even when your sleeping."
"Right... well you inspire me by being a total moron."
"Ouch... that hurt."
"Whatever, dork," Virgil said and walked away.