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By catgirlshakespeare

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alas! a wild virtual junk drawer! what heinous social commentaries will he write? what sad self inserts will... More

dear evan hansen 1
poem (?)
boy stuck
boy stuck 1
boy stuck 2
The Old Man and the Winding Road
the maze runner 1
For the Art of Loving Will Bring Us All Home Soon
boy stuck 3
sherlock 1
alan
owen
aspect
boy stuck 4
a long analysis of the 1917 OST
les miserables oc
boy stuck 5
the headcanons from my deleted 1917 account that i just found reblogged again
maze runner oc
dark academia 1
1917 video game
bad les mis 1998
aspect in detail
dark academia 2
dark academia 3
will
dark academia
dark academia 4
cabaret oc
les mis headcanons
oc form
cabaret 2
charlotte
good omens 1
cabaret/good omens
rudy - a sailor
good omens oc on an utterly egregious oc form
multiverse 2
prodigal son 1
prodigal son 2
updated oc form
prodigal son oc
prodigal son 3
prodigal son 4
good omens 3
vague-multiverse 3(?)
prodigal son 5
multiverse something 4
every cabaret and good omens headcanon i have
good omens 4
boy stuck 6
outsiders oc
prodigal son 7 number whatever because im sick!!!
val from uncle is my new comfort character
prodigal son oc 2
our flag means death 1
our flag means death 2
the hunchback of notre dame 1
the hunchback of notre dame 2
hunchback but modern
the hunchback of notre dame 3
the hunchback of notre dame 4
the hunchback of notre dame 5
prodigal son 9
hunchback of notre dame oc
the hunchback of notre dame 7
hunchback of notre dame headcanons
the hunchback of notre dame 9
the hunchback of notre dame 10
the hunchback of notre dame 13
the hunchback of notre dame 14
Sunsets
how to get away with murder 2
the hunchback of notre dame 16
quinn and camilo
the hunchback of notre dame 17
breaking bad 1
breaking bad oc
breaking bad 2
breaking bad 3
breaking bad 5
better call saul 2
better call saul 3
a casual essay on breaking bad as a piece of queer media
better call saul 5
breaking bad 6
better call saul 6
breaking bad oc headcanons
better call saul 8
better call saul 9
better call saul 10
urinetown 1
urinetown 2
urinetown 3
urinetown 5
urinetown? your in town???/ woooaahhh
marauders 1

What's Your Number

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By catgirlshakespeare

It was Wednesday and Oscar didn't feel like doing anything. His little brother was staying with a couple friends for the weekend so he couldn't ask Atticus what he wanted to do. Technically he had a project to finish up but his hands were sore and rough with callouses from the constant hands on work. He took a shower and went to pull on his shirt afterwards only to find a giant hole where the arm connected to the back. Oscar frowned and threw the flannel over a chair pulling on a hoodie instead. Today he'd pick up a new shirt. 

With something to do, he put his boots on and grabbed his keys, leaving the apartment building and locking the door behind him. He took his truck across town and stopped in front of a small local thrift store. He didn't like getting stuff new. Everything was always so stiff and clean, while he liked something already broken in and somewhat worn out. To him, that meant you didn't have to worry so much about getting new things dirty or stained. He went inside and found the store completely empty. There was one guy at the counter and that was it. He looked kind with black curly hair and a fisherman sweater underneath the red work apron. The guys tag read "Timothy" and he smiled at Oscar when he walked in. Oscar smiled back and went to the men's section of the store. He sifted through the sweaters and flannels, to no avail. He was about to give up when someone tapped his shoulder.

"Can I help you?"

Oscar whirled around and saw Timothy standing behind him. He pushed his long messy brown hair behind his ear.

"Actually...yeah...I need a new shirt but I can't find one?"

"What do you mean. There's like a bunch of shirts right there." Timothy pointed to the rack. Oscar rolled his eyes and smiled a little.

"Duh. I mean like something that would..."

"Look good on you?" Tim finished the scentence for him. Oscar relaxed his shoulders and nodded.

"I can help you...there's no one else here and I don't really have anything to do so..."

"You would do that?"

"Yeah sure..why the hell not."

"Okay well...give me you expert opinion..Timothy." Oscar said, straightening.

"My expert opinion? I think you should try..." he looked through their inventory of sweaters and pulled out a cool brown, burgundy shaded patterned one. "This one." Tim held it out.

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah man, try it on." 

"Can I have a couple more options?"

Tim nodded and looked some more, coming back with a blue flannel, and an off-white patterned one. Oscar tried them on and came out every time he put a new one on. Tim nodded a lot, obviously approving of his choices. Oscar put his hoodie back on and came back out.

"So?"

"All of them."

"Man shut up, you're just saying that to sell me more stuff."

"No! No I'm actually not. You look like a snack in all of those. And besides, I have no reason to be professional right now. I'm the only one here, remember?"

"Yeah okay fine." Oscar rolled his eyes. 'You look like a snack in all of those' lingered in his mind as he followed Tim up to the cash register. "Hey, uh, before I go...can I maybe get your number? I'm going to a party later and I need someone to bring." he said at the last second. The last part was a lie, Oscar hated parties, but he didn't want to just straight up ask, "Hey what's your number." Tim smiled and wrote it on the back of the receipt.

"Thanks." 

"You're welcome."

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