Depphead Stuff III

By fantasticfantasylass

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Yet another Depphead book full of things that will make any Johnny Depp Fan's day. More

Johnny Depp Calendar!
Just One More!
Have You Seen This Hottie?
We Use The Same Shampoo!
The Timeline of Johnny!
Um... 😢🀀
What The Heck, Germany?
Grindelwald! I Haz Autograph?
Awww! Please Don't Kiss Him...
Shhh! Let sleeping Johnny's lie!
Fantastic Beats: Concert of Grindelwald
Oh, Johnny Where Art Thou?
The Voice of an Angel!!
Does Santa Deliver People?
Romance Vs. Bromance
😒This Made Me Emotional!πŸ˜₯
It's Art!
Thank You, Mr. and Mrs. Depp!
YAAAWWN! 😴
Boyz 2 Men 2 Pirates! ☠
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Hipster
Captain Jack's Schedule!
It's The Powerpuff Hottie!
Know You're Limits, Boys!
🀀 Those Depp Cravings! 🀀
No, He Said The BEST Captain!
Johnny... What'd you do?
The Captain of All Captains
Don't Go Changing, Grindelwald!
Me Celebrating New Year's Eve!
😱 The Horror...
Johnny is the King of Improv!
Find A Man Who Can Do Both!
β˜ β˜•Captain Jack-accino!β˜•β˜ 
So Apparently...
I'm Basking! I'm Basking in it!
Johnny Going Through Customs
Is That Even Legal?
β˜ πŸ‘»It Was all Salazar's Fault!πŸ‘»β˜ 
Captain Jack Finally Get's It!
🎹🎢Piano John!🎹🎢
He's like A Big Adorable Kid! πŸ˜‹
πŸ˜‡What An Angel!πŸ˜‡
It Burns! But I can't Look Away!
Get it Together, Oscar People!
The Internet: It Knows what I Like
Depp Mugs Before Drugs!
He's Like A Male Mona Lisa!
He Doesn't Look Over 50!
This is How I Lost Jeopardy!
And Don't You Forget It, Johnny!
Is It Just Me or Is This Adorable?
No Offense, Australia!
His Moisturizer is Glitter Glue!
Captain Jack Drinks Like A Fish!
How Can You Reject That Face!
You Know You're In Character When...
If I Only Had A Time Machine...
Can You Feel The Creepy Love?
Helena's Living The Dream!
Let Him Talk!
When Your Bodyguard Cheats On You!
They Always Seem to Forget...
Why POTC isn't in the Horror Genre!
🀣 She Hit The Captain JACKpot! 🀣
😱 Knife-Throwing With Alice Cooper!
How Does He Do Dat?!
Stop it! You're Tearing Him Apart!
Praise Johnny!
My Favorite Way To Start The Day!
Now That I Think About It...
❀☠I Love This!! ☠❀
The 1st POTC Film Explained!
Captain Jack Is A Bed-Wetter!
☠ Pirates of the Kitty-bean! 🐱
Sha-la-la-la-la-la! Kiss The Pirate!
Captain Jack & Paul Kemp!
🐦Paulie Want a Johnny!🐦
It's The Powerpuff Pirate!
Uh... Johnny...?
I Can Relate To This Kid!
That Parrot Has A Lot Of Sass!
This Is How It Should Go!
Johnny Is Pure Gold!
Captain Jack (The Actual) Sparrow
But He's Still The Best Pirate Ever!
I Think Johnny Knows Victoria's Secret!
He's Perfection, That's What!
😱 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 😱
It's A Microphone, Not A Telephone!
❀R.I.P Jerry Judge❀
🐒 Sea Turtles, Mate! 🐒
Gotta Kiss Yourself, You So Pretty πŸ’‹
At Least He's Honest...?
Puffing With The Pirates!
It's A Triple Threat... Of Sexy!
Captain Jack: Disney Princess Fan!
Johnny's Goofball Smile!
❀😍 That Is Precious! 😘❀

β˜ πŸ’ The Two Jack's πŸ’β˜ 

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By fantasticfantasylass

...Then after they finished taking this photo, Captain Jack decided to shoot his monkey counterpart... again.

Captain Jack: The animal trainers aren't around, it's just you and me Monkey...

Monkey Jack: Hisssss...

Captain Jack: *Grabs pistol and points it at Monkey Jack* I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kind of lost track myself. But being that this is an 18th century Flintlock pistol, the most powerful handgun of that era. It could  blow your furry little head clean off! But you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well do ya!! Ya Primate Punk!!!

Monkey Jack: Grrrr... *Jumps onto Captain Jack's face*

Captain Jack: AHH! Oh God! Get it off! This is not part of my job description!!

☠🐒🐵💋❤

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