A wee Headcanon fo' ya :)
Because I'm trying to get this out of my head and I don't have that much headcanons. *coff*
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Bruce Wayne:
- don't you even try to hide the fact that you're freezing
- you are dating a detective ffs
- ...a detective who dresses up as a bat at night and save the...night?
- "you're cold," he states
- don't even deny it because if you do, he would bring you to the closest shop possible and buys you a couple of custom-made coats
- if you don't he would give you his coat
- "you look adorable in that," a beat, "you can keep it."
- THE MAN'S COAT IS SO BIG IT ALMOST REACHES YOUR KNEES
- and it's hEAVY
- you're drowning in his coat as you wal- waddle alongside him...
- ...to the shop and get you both matching coats
- there's no way out of getting new coats
- you need more space soon
Dick Grayson:
- he shrieks
- "oh mY GOD, YOU'RE COLD."
- transforms from dorky boyfriend to mommy duck in less than a second
- he would bundle you up with tons of blankets if you're lounging at the manor or your place
- you're gonna look like a fabulous burrito with your body hidden beneath the heavy blankets and sheets but your head
- "...babe, I can't breathe."
- you could barely gasp out the word
- he's immediately on you, ripping the blankets off of you
- and your clothes
- and his
- "I have another way to warm you up."
- ;)
Jason Todd:
- he's calmer than Dick but his method is just as ridiculous
- you would be inside his jacket, the zipper isn't zipped up all the way up
- his jacket is quite big that you both can fit
- "how are we going to walk like this?"
- "with difficulty."
- you both get a lot of stares when you're getting the groceries
- "one, two, one, two."
- you can feel his jaw moving as he kept you both on your feet
- you will tell him which item to get while he grabs and put the item in the trolley
- if something fell you and Jason had to bend down to get the said thing
- if you walk past a mirror he would make a comment that "we look like kangaroos."
Tim Drake:
- the first thing he would do is to lend you his favorite sweater
- sNIFF
- (it fucking smells like him)
- then gets a cup of warm tea for you
- you're lucky that he's the normal one out of his two older brothers according to their significant others
- but you also crave his attention
- "baby?"
- his striking blue eyes would be on you immediately if he happens to be working on something, head cocked to the side cutely
- God needs to save this cute boy from you and your urge to swallow him up
- "I'm still cold."
- jESUS THAT SMILE
- *heavy breathing from you*
- he would open his strong arms for you as an invitation for a cuddle
- the two of you are found a tangled mess on the floor
Damian Wayne:
- scoffs
- "suck it up."
- is it just you or the room just got two times colder?
- "wOW, mY BoYfRIeNd iS sO NiCE tHaT hE neGlECtS LiL' oLe ME."
- you would pester him until you see his eyebrow twitches in annoyance
- which doesn't take long at all
- your body is so cold that you could barely feel your fingers
- cue a manly squeak from his throat
- "don't touch me! You're cold!"
- "uh, DUH? I told you!"
- another petty fight when you just made up like... 10 minutes ago
- but Damian, being a responsible young...man... he is, he backs down
- he takes your cold hands into his, bringing them to his lips, placing small kisses as he warms them up, rubbing them in his hands
- "better?"
- "my lips are cold too."
- you get to feel his warm lips somewhere else *winkwink* (aged up Damian)