Museum Tour Guide: And here we have The Scream, the famous painting first painted by Edvard Munch in 1893.
Tourist: **Raises his hand** Isn't that Jack Sparrow?
Tour Guide: **Looks at Painting** Gah! Someone stole The Scream and replaced it with Jack Sparrow!
Me: It's Captain Jack Sparrow, you uncultured swine!
People turn to see me holding the scream painting.
Me: Oh... curse my undying loyalty to Captain Jack!
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