Mother: He's right here, under your bed! Beside a bin of books and some dirty socks!
Me: Johnny! I found you!
Johnny:**Crawls out from under my bed** I fought for my life down there! I fought against rabid dust bunnies! They attacked me! Attacked me!
Me: Well, if you stayed in the closet like a good boy, you wouldn't have to worry about dust bunnies trying to kill ya!
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