David-
David: "You look a lot like my next girlfriend"
You: "...... That was pretty good actually. "
Dwayne-
Dwayne: " Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living? "
You: " Oh, I work at Max's record sto- why am I telling you this if you already know? "
Marko-
Marko: " Can I have your picture? "
You: " Why? "
Marko: " So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas."
Paul-
Paul: " Do you like sleeping? "
You: " Uh huh"
Paul: " Me too! We should do it together sometime! "
You: "..... I can't believe you. "