Janus heads off into space to hunt down rogue shells with two more enforcers a frost named ion and a trinity named Ethel
Janus:First ones located in a grineer outpost. Full of outcasts from what the data says.
Ion:Easy hit then. No one will miss them.
We warp above the planet and drop down in digitial archwings and touch down outside there taverns
Ethel:There about 3 signals coming from this place. Must be a band of shells.
Janus:We killin anyone else?
I form a corinith as ethel forms a ignis and ion forms a soma
Ion:No reason to hold back on nobodys. Kill them if they stand in the way.
We walk into the town I follow the first signature to a little hut with two grineer outside.
Grineer outcast1:Uhm...excuse me?
Grineer outcast2:You lookin for Pia?
Ethel:we dont answer to you..
Grineer outcast1:Well thats pretty ru...
Ion shoots him in the head
Ion:Anything else?
The outcast looks terrified and bangs on the house
Janus:Hes warning it!
Ion shoots the other outcast too.
Janus:Ethel burn it down!
A sudden burst comes out the door a shell banshee
Janus:Your pia?
I see the red x on her chest marked on all exiles
Pia:T.....Izran....Ilik....You bastards! Have no heart do you!!!?? I just want to live my life!!
Janus:Stop trying to make a scene. Die queitly.
Pia:I cant even harm you why do this!
Ethel:Your escape wasnt meant to be you must die. Simple enough?
She forms a tekko
Pia:IGA VINYL THEYVE FOUND US!
Ion:What a waste.
She sprints at ion but I grab her head with one hand and slam her into the ground
Janus:Where you goin?
She shoots a beam out her hand hitting me in the chest causing me to jolt back.
Janus:Oh ho really?
I make my gun disappear and go into hysteria
Janus:Since you have a tekko lets box.
She grunts and goes into iron skin
Ethel:hehe....
She starts torching the hut that the shell was living in
Pia:MY HOUSE!
She attempts to run at ethel but I slash her face
Pia:MOVE!
Her hut starts to crumble down
Janus:Make me bitch.
She swings at me I block all her punches
Janus:This is cute.
Pia:RAGH!
She lets out a roar that paralysis me
Janus:?
Pia:RAGHHH!
She jumps ontop of me and starts punching me on the floor
Ion:You need help?
Pia:YOUR NEX...
I grab her throat
Janus:Nah im good.
I slam her into the ground
Pia:GAHGH
I pierce her stomach with a claw
Pia:GWAGH!
She covers it in moss
Janus:Why dont you regenerate..oh wait.
Pia:Doesnt mean I...I dont stand a chance!
She swings at me but her hand disappears
Janus:?
A hand comes from behind and grabs my neck
Pia:HAHA!
She goes to stab me with a data knife with her other hand but I grab it.
Janus:You must have just turned....
A string wind blasts me backwards
Janus:GAWAGH!
It smashs me into the ground
Ethel:Oh the two others.
Ion:saved us the time of looking for you.
Pia:Thanks guys....
Ion:Haha an atlas and a harrow
Ethel:janus deal with pee stain over here.
Pia:....its pia....
Shell:Iga deal with the trinity.
Ion:Guess your vinyl then
He forms an opticor
Ion:It was nice knowin you.
Pia suddenly shoots a bullet at me i wasnt prepared and it hits my shoulder
Pia:Well come on!
Janus:You dont even want to live another day?
Pia:Dont test me bitch!
She shoots me three more times
Janus:Huh...That did some damage to my iron skin...like 0.1
Pia:HAAH!!
She throws a fireball at me I dodge.
Janus:Haha!
I teleport behind her and shoot her with a glass sword in the stomach
Pia:Ghhh...Gahh...GOD DAMNIT!!!!
She grips the sword and shocks it I break it off before it reaches me and kick her to the ground where the sword lands deeper into her.
Pia:didnt hurt.....didnt hurt....at all!
Janus:Im going to have to make this alot more painful.
I teleport above her and try to punch she knocks my hand to the side and forms a kohm
Janus:?!
It blasts me into her hut on fire.
Janus:We doin this?
Pia:Eat shi...
I hit her with ripline and latch it around her neck and pull her in and stick my feet out it hits her in the chest
Pia:GAAH!
She punches my leg
Janus:What about this.
I kick her while I wrap my leg in ice. her arm it snaps
Pia:AGHHHH GOD!
Pia tries to wrap her arm in moss but while I have one hand still on the ripwire I grab her head and slam it into the ground while it all on fire.
Janus:Whats wrong? Thought you had more spunk?
I cut on world on fire and it sets my arms on fire and heats up the house to the point it starts melting
Pia:Ahhggg...I.....I...
She grips onto my arm and hidden blade come out of it
Pia:Warding...halo!
She forms a halo around her and my rip wire snaps
Pia:Pha.....ha.....ha.....
Janus:Nice thinking....
Pia:Die!
She charges both hands and shoots a beam at me
Janus:?!
I put my hands up and attempt to block it and my iron skin cracks around my hands
Janus:What the hell!? What is this!!
Pia:HAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!
An electric current shocks me and I drop my arms and the blast swallows me cracking my iron skin
Janus:GAAAUAGGHH!!
I smash through a wall behind me and skid across the ground and I roll into another outcast hut and debris fall ontop of me.
Janus:Ghh....pretty good...
I look down at my body and see scorch marks
Janus:That stung more then I thought...Thought I could tank that...
I rip and tear the debris off of me and see two outcasts staring at me in fear
Janus:Ehg.....
I see her in the distance panting.
Pia:YOU WANT MORE!?
Janus:Seems ill have to try.
I regenrate my burn marks by healing myself.
Janus:You cant do that can you?
I teleport again and slash at her with my claws and she grab my hand
Pia:Ghh..!!!
I bring my other hand down to slash her she catches that two she falls on her knees
Janus:Wasted too much energy?
I didnt actually didnt know this could happen but I see my opening
Janus:HAH!
I kick her and she falls on her back I stab her in the neck
Pia:No.....My promises.....
She grips my arm feebly
Janus:Your time in this world is over. Its a shame you will miss the could work we will do.
Pia:Really......think your doing good???? Killing innocents like me??......
I rip the claw out her neck
Pia:gghhh.....Gghhhhggg......gah....
Her hand falls limp on the floor
Janus:Weaklings like you dont have the power to change anything...Thinking your hiding from what you are...disgusting..
She cover her neck with her other hand and covers it in moss..
Pia:GAWHHG GAHGG!!!
She coughs and gags a bit more
Janus:Really using that body to the fullest?
Pia:An energy limit.....how ridiculous...
Janus:If this was a battle between equals that beam might have killed me.
Pia:Shut up...im sick of you...
She stands up limply
Janus:Your strong..I like that. In another world we may have been friends.
Pia:The feelings not mutual...
She forms iron skin again but its cracked and jagged
Janus:Oh ho...is that all you can muster?
Pia:...
She rips a piece off and holds it like a sword
Pia:I....I cant...Let you..win....
Janus:Farewell.
I shoot a beam she ducks surprsingly fast.
Janus:?
Pia:Im not out yet....
Ion:GAHG!?
Janus:?
Suddenly ion rockets passed as the two are flying
Ion:HAAAAHHHH
He rams a data broken war into the shell
Vinyl:GUGH!
Ion:RAAAHAHGG
He slams the shell down into the ground I block the shockwave and pia flys back.
Janus:Nice.
Vinyls head exploded on impact to the ground
Pia:Vi..Vinyl
I walk up to her pathetic body.
Janus:Goodbye you were quite impressive for a rookie.
I squish her head with an rhino stomp
Ion:These outcasts have some spunk yeah?
Janus:Kinda irratating to be honest.
We look around and see the locals staring at us
Ethel:RAGGHH!!
She beheads the last one with a dark knife
Ethel:Fuckin weaklings...
She holds the head and looks back at us and then notices the locals
Ethel:What? You guys wanna die too?
Janus:we didnt come here for you we will kill all of you if you stand in the way.
They stand in fear
Ion:Oh now your all mute?
Grineer outcast:...Go..
Janus:thank you.
Ethel:Good choice.
We all form data archwings and ethel drops the head of the shell.
We get into the sky and ethel suddenly stops
Janus:What somethin wrong?
A small explosion occurs where we just left from
Ion:A parting gift?
Janus:....
Ethel:Hit em with a data grenade stuffed in his head! Haha they never saw it comin!
Janus:There time would have come soon enough anyways...we just sped up things.
We fly back to our ship
Ion:Want to go on another harvest?
Janus:Possibly.
Ethel:Ah come on itll be fun! We got all the data from there AND fought other shells what could be better!
Janus:Alright maybe two or three more.
Ethel:Mkay...there seems to be one here....at a corpus ship in space.
Janus:Probably hiding out while it abandonded.
Ion:Easy pickings theres only one there.
We warp to near the ship were it cant see us we then get out and archwing ontop the ship I cut a hole in the top and we slide in.
Ion:Hmm....Seems like the place is abandoned.
We hear a clap and all our head jerk to see who did it
???:Well. Well what do we have here?
Ion:Red veil? Here?
Its a tiny infested.
???:More of the blue guyssss.....
He starts mutating his body growing upwards almost like a warframe but hes is a bit more bulky
Infested mutant:I doubt your going to just leaveeee correct?
Ethel:You are.
More infested start walking up from behind him
Imfested mutant:My legion...swarm them.
We all ready ourselves as the infested start pouring in.
Ion:RAAGGH!
He does a rhino stomp and me and ethel pick them off mid air.
Janus:Maim!
The infested suddely start to try to shield themselves as the cuts start to appear on there body
Infested mutant:GRAGH!
He appears out the ground. The floor flickers and I notice theres infested moss everywhere he starts pulling me into the floor
Janus:GOD DAMNIT NOT AGAIN!!!
Ethel:Janus!
She shoots his head and nothing happens he tugs me into the infested floor
Mutated infested:GRAAAGH!!
He starts punching me underground he has a sharp growth in his fists
Janus:FUCK THIS!
I do absorb
Infested mutant:?!
Janus:YEAH BITCH!
I blow up the moss covering the floor im at
Infested mutant:unexpected...
He gets up with just a few scratches
Janus:Im aware!
I shoot raw energy at him and a hole in his chest opens and absorbs it
Infested mutant:HAHAHA!
His body bulks up tremendously
Janus:?!
He sprints really fast and manages to tackle me and keeps running I form a data knife and start stabbing the top of his head
Janus:LET ME GO!!
I fire energy into his back but he doesnt seem to flinch he then rams me into the wall. The wall cracks and i slump down but he kicks my head up and starts punching me.
Infested mutant:HAAAGH!
He hits me so hard the wall breaks and I fall down some stairs.
Janus:Ghhg
He jumps on my back
Janus:GAAAGH!!!
Infested mutant:Whats wrong?
I go into hysteria and slowly lift myself up
Janus:HAAAH
I go to slice him but he grabs my arm and snaps it
Janus:GH!?
He then stabs me with a tendril that comes out his chest
Janus:You mutant bastard...
Infested mutant:I try..
I grab the tendril and set it on fire
Infested mutant:Grh...
He drops me as he gets immolated I start punching him.
Janus:WHAT NOW?!
I get 7 good slashs in before he kicks me back
Janus:WHAT THE HELL?!
Infested mutant:This is just flesh what do I need it for? Why would this hurt me?
He suddenly shoots a tendril out his arm I dodge it grab the tendril and flip him over
Infested mutant:GH!?
Janus:SAID YOUR PRAYERS?!
I rhino stomp his head while hes down his head explodes
Janus:Lightwork...
A normal infested jump on my back
Janus:AGH GET OFF ME!
I throw him off and end up killing about 9 normal infested.
???:HAAAGH!!
I feel both sides of my body get seeped into
Janus:What....
The mutant got up the mouth on his chest tilted sideways and his head has regrown with a blue aura
Janus:You took me energy...?
Infested infested:But of course.
He tries to eat my head I take both my arms and try to pry his mouth open
Janus:ETHEL A LITTLE HELP!
Ethel:Oh shit there you are!
She fires an optcor beam at his feet he drop me
Infested mutant:GRAAGH!
Ion:Whats wrong big guy?
I see ion stabbed him with a data broken war in the back
Infested mutant:Weaklings!
Ion:Oh that didnt kill you?
He fires a raw beam of energy into his back that it doesnt seem that he absorbs
Infested mutant:GRAAUGH!
He falls to his knees I crouch down to his face and fire an opticor right at his head point blank
Infested mutant:GUAAGGH!
Janus:Some bulk wont dp anything for you infested.
I kick a grenade in the hole where his head was and grab his body and throw it into a horde of infested it explodes blowing him to smithreens
Ethel:Ahhh that was brutal!
Ion:Nice...
The other infested seem to scamper off
Janus:Seems they noticed who the alphas are now.
We follow the beacon to the back of the ship where we find a boil
Ethel:Seems like ot coming from in there
Ion:We cant anything infested every not look disgusting.
Ion shoots the boil with and opticor popping it as the shell slowly oozes out covered in infested pus
Shell:Hgh....Hh...
Janus:Escape route didnt work?
Shell:Huh?
Ethel walks up to him.
Ethel:No energy huh? Got hoarded by that bulky guy?
Shell:Are you allys....
She sticks a cephalon bomb on his chest
Ethel:Oh ho not by a long shot...
She grabs both our shoulder and teleports us into space near where our ship is.
Ethel:Now...
We all turn towards the infested ship it explodes tearing in half.
Ethel:He has been eliminated.
Janus:Shouldnt we head back? See how much power she will be willing to give us?
Ion:Sounds like a good idea. What about you miss demolitnist?
Ethel:Im down.
We get back in our ship and start to head back to earth