Le_Cake_Queen says: I dare all of the Funtimes plus William and eggs to go to the second location and annoy the crap out of everyone
(my sister is watching my little pony covers of songs im going to die from laughing, but afton would probably love em, am i right?)
(also sorry for the long as heck break my bros, i love you all for sticking here even with the messy update schedule, lmao <3 just been having a lot of stress with schoolwork and wondering which high school i'm getting into. luckily, i finished all my work and am getting into my first high school choice so yeah)
Baby: What! I could never be annoying!
Ennard: *rolls eyes* say that again, but slowly.
Baby: whhhaaaatttt!! ii ccoouuulllldddd nnneeevvveerrr-
Ennard: oh my g-
Afton: IT'S APPLE TIME!
Ennard: I am surrounded by idiots.
Yendo: #squidwardandennardparallels2018
Ennard: You guys don't make it easy to be smart
Bonnet: Did you forget you guys aren't going? It's just the funtimes, Eggs Benedict and Afton! Remember?
Ennard: *mutters* Who is gonna protect Eggs then...
Funtime Freddy: Eggs? W-why are you slowly walking out of the room?
Eggs Benedict: *glares at him* No reason in particular...
Ballora: Do you think he's scared of the second location?
Funtime Foxy: Why would he be? The animatronics at the second location are our friends!
Eggs Benedict: Friends?! they HATE me... DEFINITELY... pleasedon'tmakemegothereagain-
Baby: What do you mean?
Eggs Benedict: b r o a r e y o u k i d d i -
Bonnet: *monster form* TIME TO GOoOORIJIFUGNHIURFUIJKDH!UGBU#GGYQ$H!TLOADNWNWNE
*Fubtime Freddy, Funtime Foxy, Eggs Benedict, and Afton hop in the car immediately*
Bonnet: (:
Bon Bon: *dreamily* You never fail to amaze me, Bonnet
Bonnet: (':
Afton: To the second location!! WOOOOOOOOO
*apple bottom jeans BaSS BLaSTiNg as they pull up*
Toy Bonnie: *rubs eyes as he holds a coffee, stepping out of the pizzeria* what the..
Funtime Freddy: A-APPLE BOTTOM JEANS! BOOTS WITH THE FUR!
Funtime Foxy: WITH THE FUR!
Funtime Freddy: THE WHOLE CLUB WAS
L-L-L LOOKING AT HER!
Funtime Foxy: HER!
Funtime Freddy: SHE HIT THE FLOOR
Ballora: SHE HIT THE FLOOR
Funtime Freddy: SHE HIT THE F-FLOOR THEN GOT-
Yendo: *emerges from the trunk singing like an opera singer* LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOW LOw lOW
Funtime Freddy: Whaaa! H-H-How did you g-g-get here?
Toy Bonnie: it's to early for this sh-
Toy Chica: *runs outside* aaaaiii! new visitors!!!
Eggs Benedict: *trying to tiptoe away*
Toy Chica: EGGS!!! *runs up to him, picks him up, and hugs him*
Eggs Benedict: *suffocating* HeLP
Ennard: *emerges from the trunk as well* Hey, let go of Mi-
Funtime Freddy: WHAT THE HECK
Toy Chica: OH EGGSIE POO! I LOVE YOUUUU!
Funtime Freddy: *biting his nails* Oh, I hope this Freddy isn't mean like Rockstar Freddy was...
Toy Freddy: *walks out* FUN FRED! *engulfs funtime freddy in a bear hug*
Funtime Freddy: :D
Funtime Foxy: Ooh, I wonder who my counterpart is! Toy Foxy, come out-
Mangled: *pops her head down as she hangs onto the ceiling* HAI!
Funtime Foxy: AAH!
Mangled: *falls onto the floor with a twenty-four hour long oof*
Funtime Foxy: Oh... My... GOSH!! YOU ARE SO PRETTY!
Mangled: Really?
Funtime Foxy: Yeah!!
Mangled: Nobody's ever said that to me before...
Funtime Foxy: It doesn't matter what hasn't been said, it matters what has been said, and what you choose to take into consideration.
Mangled: Oh.. I've been called ugly a lot..
Funtime Foxy: Well, it's your choice if you want to believe it or not :)
Mangled: :')
"life advice with funtime foxy!" premiering every friday night at eleven pm central after "lolbit's friday night live"
Toy Chica: awwh that's after my bed time...
Yendo: *crying* t-this is so wholesom, alexa play i wanna be tracer...
Afton: *floats while t-posing in the air* i'm already dead meme
Toy Freddy: So... Would anyone like a tour?
Eggs Benedict: *raises hand* i'd like a tour to the nearest cliff so i can jump off of it-
Funtime Foxy: I'd like a tour!
Funtime Freddy: M-Me too!
Toy Freddy: *adjusts bowtie* Right this way then, ladies~
Funtime Foxy: *giggles*
Funtime Freddy: b o y -
Toy Freddy: I'm just kidding! Come right this way, brother!
*everyone goes inside*
Funtime Foxy: Wow, this is really nice!!
Toy Freddy: Thanks, I cleaned it up just for your arrival today!
Toy Bonnie: *speed walks next to funtime foxy* what he means by that is that he made all of us clean while hosting a tea party with a balloon animal.
Toy Freddy: i MADE BISCUITS AND I DIDN't wANR TGEM TO GO TO WAsTE
Toy Chica: *holding Eggs Benedict in her arm bridal style* We're gonna get married, and have six children, and-
Eggs Benedict: h e l p m e y / n
Funtime Freddy: *laughing in the corner when his aPPLe watch receives a call* Uh, h-hello?
Bon Bon: Hey!
Funtime Freddy: B-B-Bon Bon? What is it?
Bon Bon: Aren't you supposed to be annoying everyone there?
Funtime Freddy: Oh... Yeah... *hangs up call from his aPPLe watch and approaches Afton*
Afton: *is getting down to the funky sound*
Funtime Freddy: *sighs* I'm sorry, Toy Freddy... *flips a switch on Afton's head*
Afton: hh Hhh hHn *bounces off the walls leaving a trail of rainbows in his wake* WHEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEE!!!!
Toy Bonnie: HOLY- *ducks and Afton nearly cuts his head off*
Funtime Freddy: EEK!
Funtime Foxy: *rolls her non-existing sleeves up and spits on the floor* I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM! *frickin punches him out of the sky*
Afton: ABORT, ABORT-
Eggs Benedict: add an "ion" and there's the word your parents wish they would've done to you ;D
"get absolutely roasted by eggs benedict" premiering every friday night at twelve am central after "life advice with funtime foxy!"
Yendo: STILL AFTER MY BEDTIME!!!