crackhead chat [exo]

By crackheadhao

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"why does my bum feel cold..." an exo groupchat fic where they all basically are crackheads and maybe gay for... More

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eggsoo:
omg the awkward silence thats being taken place rn

baekmybuns:
SEND A VIDEO

eggsoo:
[video sent]

baekmybuns:
LMAOOOO

saltysehun:
no way.

jonggay:
kyungsoo im right next to you i'll bust your ass

xuimoney:
okay no one is busting anyones ass especially if chanyeol is driving

saltysehun:
shouldnt u be busting jongdae (;

xuimoney:
sehun i stg when i get there ill decapitate you

eggsoo:
everyone is just aggressively typing on there phones while chanyeol is squinting

eggsoo:
i dont even think he knows where suho's house is...

xuimoney:
idiot its right here

jonggay:
hoLY shit its huGe

xingxingbitch:
ey u kno wad else is huge ;)

jonggay:
yIXING I THOUGHT U WERE D E A D

xuimoney:
who the heck cares if he is dead or NAWT, we is HERE. OPEN THE DOOOORRR

baekmybuns:
bros i dont know where the door is and suho is..doing things to yixing

eggsoo:
well figure it out genius my bb is waiting for me

jellyjong:
i am ur bb :D

eggsoo:
shut it, bb.

chantheman:
okay maddafucaz, open up. the REAL party animal is here. gunna show yall how to party

xiumoney:
chAnyeol

chantheman:
yisss??

xuimoney:
is that... alcohol

chantheman:
BRO SHUT UP AND TALK TO ME IRL IF SUHO DADDI SEES THIS CHAT HE WILL KICK ME OUT

baekmybuns:
yea why yall losers texting when ur probably right next to each other

eggsoo:
oh, no. i am making sure to keep distance, with gloves.

eggsoo:
also use that pea brain of urs n find a door its mf freezing.

baekmybuns:
i thought chanyeol has the pea brain, but ok fine

chantheman:
what yall say abt my pea brain

suhoe:
alright children, ill open the door

saltysehun:
o ma gawd suhooooo

xingxingbitch:
i think i just saw god.

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holy hell, *cue jungkook's voice* it's been a while.

i am soooo sorry i took a whole year break from this fic, i had a rough draft written for this but then i was jus nawt satisfied and completely bailed.

i promise, you guys will get more chapters now!!!

also, can we jus talk abt bts's comeback i mean hOly heCK

i hope u guys r good, also,,,,, OH MA GAWD 2K READS!!! THANK U GUYS SO MUCH

luv yall~~
(next chapter will be longer)
make sure to vote <3
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