5sos bit me ||Completed||

By simplxcity

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// Warning : Bad Story Line, Grammar and everything in general. Read at your own risk // Crazy fan girls did... More

5sos bit me
You've got to be kidding me
Vampires are like food now
I don't know who am I now
'Training'
I'm all packed but not ready to leave
Well who said this was gonna be easy?
I said don't wake me up!
Living with four pigs is not a fantasy
Austin Jake Evans
Typical egotistical boys
Classy way of asking me out on a date
Creepy Coney
Delkers?
They have their own beach?!?!
This is not an update
Come Back Austin Evans
Blood Bond
Top Wanted List of People to Kill
This is not an update
Twist and Turn in a game of Twister
Bone breaking records
Banana Boat Songs and the Macarena
Unexpected Date
Crashed
Stuck in Darkness
Back to being 5 year olds
Happy Birthday Luke!
It's a Penguin Wonderland
iWish upon a star
WARNING-Not an update ")
Ditched?
Thank You!
Authors note (Must read) & A Wedding?
Q/A Time!
I need your help
Playing by the Rules

Finale

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By simplxcity

A/N HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS LAST CHAPTER!

THERE'S A Q/A CHAPTER AFTER THIS TOO!

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"Can we go to the park now?"Luke whined.

"Luke, first of all why would a 29 year old go to the park and second of all, we have to wait for Xavier and Natalie before we go to the park,"I explained.

I don't get why he wants to go to the park. He's a 29 year old, a father with two children and he still acts like a child.

"Did you say we're going to the park?"Calum emerged from his bedroom.

"Apparently Mrs.Mature doesn't want to,"Luke huffed.

"I said after the kids return from school!"I exclaimed.

"Can I go???"Calum's eyes twinkled.

"Or you can take care of your three year old son who is crying. Right now," I reminded him.

"Oh yeah I forgot,"Calum went back taking care of James, his son.

Facepalm much

"Mommy Daddy we're home!"Natalie exclaimed.

Natalie and Xavier are twins. I sometimes wonder whether Luke gave birth to them because they look exactly like Luke! Those blue eyes and blond hair!

"Are you sure you didn't give birth to them?"I asked Luke jokingly.

"I am a male! I make babies not give birth to them!"he exclaimed.

"How do babies form?"Natalie asked.

"I'll tell you when you're older,"Luke quickly replied.

"So how was school kids?"Ashton came out from nowhere.

"I went into the wrong class and apparently it was the seniors class. I think it was their science class and the teacher talked something call...um...what was it called again...,"Natalie wondered,"Oh yeah he was talking about something called sex. What is that mommy?"

"Ewww Natalie you're so gross!"Xavier exclaimed.

"Xavier! How do you know what that means?"I exclaimed.

"Daddy told me!"he pointed to Luke.

"Luke!"I exclaimed,"He's only 8 and you told him the meaning of it!"

"He asked me!"Luke replied in surrender.

"Xavier Matthew, no ice cream for a week and Luke, you have to cook dinner tonight,"I punished them.

"Can I know the meaning of sex please?"Natalie asked innocently.

"No Natalie,"I replied,"Not till you're older."

"What's with all the commotion?"Kira came out holding her 2 year old daughter and 10 year old Martin, following behind.

"Luke got in trouble,"Ashton laughed.

"Not funny Ashton,"Luke growled.

"I'm taking Ashley to visit grandma and grandpa,"Michael announced as he left the house,"Jasmine's coming along too! Bye!"

"James wants to go to the park,"Calum said,"Are you guys going or not?"

"Yeah let's go kids,"I said,"Is Katie coming too?"

"Yep,"Calum nodded,"Let's go play with Xavier and Natalie, James."

"Okay daddy!"James giggled,"Can you push me on the swings too?"

"Yes James,"Calum carried him,"Anything for you."

Calum's a really sweet and caring father and husband but really forgetful most of the time. Thank Michael for smacking him on the head with an encyclopaedia (note the sarcasm)

"Let's go kids!"Luke said,"First one to the park gets a free frozen yogurt!"

"But mummy said no ice cream for a week!"Xavier exclaimed.

"It's not ice cream, it's yogurt. There's a difference right honey?"Luke smirked at me.

"Fine you can have yogurt if you win,"I huffed.

"Then let's go!"James whined.

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THE END!

Aww this is really the end *sobs* or not

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