Jacob:So,how did it go with Jennifer? Did she threatened to kill you?
Malik:*chuckles* Nah,she didn't.It seemed like she understood.
Jacob:So,she's good with that situation? She's calm now?
Malik:I believe so because she was all lovey dovey with me again and I love it because she's more affectionate now.
Jacob:That's amazing to hear.
Malik:But--
Jacob:I knew that was coming! *laughs* what did she do?
Malik:Earlier today while you was knocked out sleeping.Sophia,her parents,Jennifer and I left to shop and plan other stuff for the wedding--
Jacob:Why nobody tried to wake me up?
Malik:We tried but you're a very heavy sleeper.Like Sophia literally sat and bounced on you while you were asleep.
Jacob:That explains everything.
Malik:What do you mean?
Jacob:I had this dream about Sophia and I--
Malik:Never mind,I already got a feeling how this dream went *chuckles*
Jacob:It felt real,dude,I literally thought that it was literally happening.
Malik:Of course it felt real.You had some soft cushion sitting on you.I'm surprised that your buddy didn't wake up while she was on you.
Jacob:Actually--
Malik:Oh,God
Jacob:I couldn't control it *laughs* I really couldn't.Where on me was she sitting on?
Malik:She was going for your lap but you turnd over and she sat on your back.
Jacob:Smart cause I would have woke up and things would have went down.
Malik:I'm gonna keep my comment because that was,wow *laughs*
Jacob:I'm just saying cause I love how she feels when we snuggle and cuddle and that's a turn on.
Malik:I hear you,I hear you.
Jacob:So,why are we packing our things?
Malik:Right,that brings me back to my story about Jennifer.
Jacob:What happened?
Malik:She got physical with the girl I was with at the bar after we was done talking.
Jacob:*confused* Wait,what?? I thought--
Malik:She saw her walking by at the same mall where we was at shopping.And I guess she snapped and went after her.
Jacob:Was it that bad?
Malik:Very bad and they was going to kick us out before we could even finish shopping.But Sophia had to beg them to let us finish and then leave.
Jacob:*smiles* Good ole Sophia will always come to save the day.
Malik:Yea,she kinda did.
Jacob:What do you mean kinda?
Malik:Well,they agreed to let us stay to finish our shopping but the girl that Jennifer attacked pressed charges.
Jacob:Aanndd?
Malik:And I stepped in and talked to her about changing her mind about it and she did.
Jacob:So,why are we leaving?
Malik:She said that she won't press charges if we leave Jamacia today because of the damage Jennifer put on her.
Jacob:Damn *laughs* I missed a whole episode of Wwe.
Malik:Yeeaa *chuckles* had that girl in a headlock and a hairlock for awhile before we could get her off of the girl.
Jacob:So,where's Sophia and Jennifer?
Malik:In their room packing up their belongings.
Jacob:Are they upset that we got to leave Jamacia?
Malik:*shakes his head* Naw,they laughing their butts off about what happened between Jennifer and that girl at the mall.
Jacob:All of a sudden you don't remember her name or she did something for you to say that.
Malik:Man,that maggot thot said that she could have popped some pills in my drink to get me to cheat on Jennifer.
Jacob:*shocked* Are you serious?
Malik:Yea,and then she was like *fake Jamacian accident* "And I would have make sure that he gets me pregnant,too" *normal voice* I wanted to go off on her but Jennifer snapped again before I could say anything.
Jacob:That's hella disrespectful! She could have some herpes or any other kind of disease.
Malik:I'm telling you,I wanna go get my skin checked from letting her hugging all on me that night.Because only God know how many men she slept with.
Jacob:Her name reminds me of a stripper's name.
Malik:She is a stripper,that's why I said that.
Jacob:How do you know?
Malik:She admitted it when Jennifer called her a wannabe stripper and she was like *fake Jamacian accident* "Well,I am a stripper and I make more than you broke people"
Jacob:Who's broke?
Malik:*shrugs* I have no clue because the last time I've checked.All of us have a job.
Jacob:*shakes his head* Jamacian women are something.Not all but I know that there's some with a nasty personality like that.
Malik:Tell me about it.
Sophia:*knocks on door*
Jacob:It's open
Sophia:*opens door* Well,it shouldn't because you don't know who would walk in here and slit your throat while you're asleep.
Jacob:At least they didn't sat on me like you did while I was asleep.
Sophia:How did you know I sat on you?
Jacob:Malik told me.
Malik:Damn,you just gonna rat out your bro like that? *laughs*
Jacob:I wasn't suppose to know?
Malik:It doesn't matter,I just know that if I ever rob anything I'm not telling you because you'll snitch.
Jacob:My bad,bro
Sophia:Yea,you're a heavy sleeper,so,I had to.
Jacob:No,it's cool,love.You can do that anytime you want to wake me up.
Malik:Not to mention that--
Jacob:*elbows Malik*
Malik:I'll just stop right there.
Sophia:*looks at them confused*
Jacob:You don't wanna know.
Malik:We don't know that,she might do wanna know *looks at Sophia* Do you?
Sophia:*shrugs* I don't know,I just came here to see if the two of you are ready to go or not.
Jacob:Yea,just let me get my things ready and we'll head out.
Sophia:Alright because,Malik,your girl going around skipping and singing "I snatched a stripper bald" with her wig on her head.And she doesn't even know if that thing is clean or not.
Malik:Wow
Sophia:Yea
Jennifer:Hey,guys! You like my new hairstyle? I got it done for free.I just had to beat up a stripper *laughs*
Malik:Jen-Jen
Jennifer:Yes?
Malik:Is that even clean?
Jennifer:I hand washed it before putting it on my head.
Sophia:That explains why it looks so tangled up.
Jennifer:I know,right *takes wig off* cheap wig for a stripper.
Sophia:I'm glad that I don't have to wear that stuff.I go natural and my hair is woolly.
Jacob:And it's just fine to me,no need to straighten your hair.
Sophia:*smiles* Thank you
Jacob:No problem
Jennifer:Alright,before you two love birds get all lovey dovey.Let's help this man get his things ready,so we can leave.
Jacob:I didn't unpack much,all I gotta do is get my bible,pens,notes,the outfits that I wore and my note books back into my suitcase
Jennifer:Okay,we'll be outside waiting for the both you *leaves with Sophia*
Jacob:I take that as an "Malik,help him out so we can get the hell up out of here"
Malik:I do,too