mission gay
Peanutlover94:
how are my children doing on this fine evening
HolyHands™:
youngjae and i are eating ice cream rn
yeetcucumbers:
^
jaebae:
i just finished homework
snaccjacc:
i'm texting namjoon abzkabsj
Peanutlover94:
where tf is bambam
jaebae:
jaebae:
i'm getting better at the whole meme thingy
Peanutlover94:
you're doing great sweetie
doublebillion:
i'm making a huge ass super mega monster origami dick to beat yugyeom's small winnie the pooh origami dick
yeetcucumbers:
one is not like the others
Peanutlover94:
honestly why am i even asking anymore
jaebae:
what are you doing babe?
Peanutlover94:
ahhhh i cooked dinner, full on 5 star gourmet dish
snaccjacc:
microwave pizza?
Peanutlover94:
why do you have to call me out like that?
snaccjacc:
huehue
snaccjacc:
anyway, as much as i'd love to text with y'all namjoon is spamming me rn and i gotta whush and reply
HolyHands™:
basically that means we won't hear from the whole night starting from now
jaebae:
oh thank god
yeetcucumbers:
r00d
yeetcucumbers:
mark and i will go for a walk now so byebye losers
jaebae:
youngjae never insults us, mark must be rubbing off on him
chuchutrain
chuchutrain:
i'm taking a break from folding
doublebillion:
me too oufff who know it could be that difficult
chuchutrain:
maybe we are just stupid bambam
doublebillion:
shhHHHHH
doublebillion:
don't question my brain mister
chuchutrain:
watch me george
doublebillion:
goddamn charles not again
chuchutrain:
chuchutrain:
let's try those after the dicks
doublebillion:
why would we do that
chuchutrain:
...bc we have literally nothing better to do?
doublebillion:
you have a point
doublebillion:
yes let's do those but i gotta buy some pipe cleaner tomorrow
chuchutrain:
me too ahhhh
doublebillion:
how about we go together after class?
chuchutrain:
good idea, let's go together
mission gay
doublebillion:
yugyeom and i are going to buy pipe cleaner tomorrow does that count as a date and will i soon be able to smash?
Peanutlover94:
wtf are you two doing
doublebillion:
never mind you're not a big help
chuchutrain
chuchutrain:
when did my life get so sad that i'm looking forward to make people out of pipe cleaner
doublebillion:
what life
chuchutrain:
true
doublebillion:
at least we are being creative right? i mean we could be out there getting wasted and do drugs but the most hardcore thing we do is fold dicks
chuchutrain:
you're right, but the last part still sounds kinda depressing
doublebillion:
chuchutrain:
where did you get this very private picture of me
doublebillion:
i got my sources charles
chuchutrain:
i don't feel safe anymore
chuchutrain:
i cant trust you from now on
doublebillion:
doublebillion:
i'm watching you rn 👀
chuchutrain:
good bye bambam, it was nice knowing you but i'll go and move to mexico now and start a new life with a fake id where you won't be able to find me
doublebillion:
but yugyeom, pooh bear
chuchutrain:
bye 😔🤟🏼
doublebillion:
😥😭😭💧💧🌊🌊🌊
doublebillion:
do you see my tears
chuchutrain:
it's your own fault, peace out bro
doublebillion:
you just wanna continue folding the dick don't you
chuchutrain:
i don't like being exposed like this
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A/N:
I was creative today
my mum says I'm not allowed to be creative anymore :(((
I hope you're all doing well and have a great day/night!
Love you fucklings ♥️