BGM: Everybody's Circulation - Renai circulation meme XD
A meme as a BGM for a memelord's birthday wynaut
i swear i wrote this three weeks earlier of his birthday, so there aren't any extra dares yet, but i'll do them next chapter i promise!
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~Boys' bedroom, three am midnight~
Gold: *wakes up at the crack of dawn* COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM! (haha its the lyrics why am I like this)
Other boys: *asleep*
Gold: *leaps out of bed shirtless* MORNIN' AND GUESS DA OCCASSION *grabs cue pole*
Gold: *shakes Red* SENPAI! WAKE UP, SENPAIIII! GUESS WHOSE BIRTHDAY IT IS
Red: *trying to sleep, sweatdrop*
Gold: Heeeeey, wake up! *sigh* Fine... *takes cue pole* Had to do this *starts poking him with cue pole* RED-SENPAI
Red: *vein pop*
Gold: SENPAI ARE YOU ASLEEP
Red: *wakes up* wELL CLEARLY NOT ANYMORE
Gold: XD
Red: *sighs and scratches head*Oh, you... and why are you shirtless? Where's the rest of your clothes?
Gold: Its too hot -3- and you're shirtless too!
Red: At least I have a vest on -_- Well what are you doing at f***ing three am, you moron?!
Gold: ITS MA BIRTHDAY!
Red: Its your... *realizes* oh, right... BUT ITS THREE AM
Gold: ITS MA-
Green: *wakes up* tf?
Red: ...its three am
Green: What is he... oh, its his birthday... just don't go to the girls' room like that
Gold: Heh, I was just about to
Both: dONT YOU DARE-
Gold: Argh, fine -3- I'll just listen to that BGM - its my new jam!
Both: *sigh* Fine, now get lost and lemme sleep *go back to sleep*
Gold: *gradually getting louder* I'll just do some radio calisthenics that I vaguely remember!
Gold: *opens one eye to see if they're asleep* Great, they're asleep. As if I'm gonna listen... *tiptoes to get out of room*
Red: ...idiot
Green: *sticks one foot out of bed*
Gold: *trips and falls... face-first* OW-
Green: I told you, don't go to the girls' room shirtless and in the middle of the night
Gold: Aw man... but I can't sleep!
Red: We can't do anything in that situation. See how sound asleep Ruby is? Go stick to him and see if you fall asleep
Gold: 030 nope
Both: *vein pop* *scary face* GO TO SLEEP*
Gold: how long?
Green: I'm sure you can sleep for six more hours
Gold: SIX?!
Red: SHUT YOUR FACE AND GO TO SLEEP
Gold: *groans and goes back to bed...hopefully*
Green: moron... Is this Facebook that he pokes people?
Red: You can poke people on Facebook?
Green: I've heard you can
Red: Then I bet the only two things Gold would do on Facebook is annoying the hell out of Crystal, and the other poking people
*six hours later*
Girls' room: *screams are heard*
Boys: *wake up*
Ruby: W-what happened?!
Green: ITS HIM ISNT IT
Red: -_-
*five minutes later*
Gold: *getting lectured by Crystal and Green* -3-
Me: Good... morning?
Angela: Doesn't seem like a very "good" morning
Gold: OH COME ON! ITS MY BIRTHDAY! WHY YOU GOTTA SCOLD ME?!
Crystal: *facepalm*
Green: baka
Gold: *smirk* What do you say when you've made a mistake?
Green: This isn't a mistake, tho...
Crystal: Well its your birthday... so... sorry... *sweatdrop*
Gold: CRYS! What gift do I get!?
Crystal: *kicks him* This
Gold: OW- IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL A BIRTHDAY GIFT?!
Crystal: Yep
Gold: CRYS COME ONNNNNNNN
Crystal: *sigh* Fine, but only once, okay?
Gold: *gets happy like a little puppy* YAS YAS YAS!
Crystal: Here, you four-year-old... *kisses his cheek*
Gold: *hyperventilating: yEYYYYYYYY! Aye, Cryssy! Can I get one on the lips too?
Crystal: Nope
Gold: *puppy-dog eyes* Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Crystal: -_- *kisses him* Happy? Peace?
Gold: YAS! HEY HEY HEY GUESS WHOSE BIRTHDAY IT IS! *jumps onto desk with cue pole*
Everyone: Yours -_-
Gold: AND THAT'S WHY *sits on throne like a bawse (hahah superwoman ref)* I GET TO BE THE HOST, RIGHT DUMBASS?
Me: *tied up like a chicken* GOLD WTF
Crystal: *also tied up* GOLD WHAT IS THIS, BDSM?! O////////////////////////o
Gold: *perverted smirk* You wait in the bed, Cryssy... lemme finish my work first, okay~? *winku*
Crystal: ////////////////////// J-just you see...
Nozomi: So its your birthday?
Gold: Yep, Nozomom!
Nozomi: *pats his head* May God give you all of the happiness in the world, child <3
Silver: Arceus?
Angela: Arceus really? Come on we all know he's just a goat stuck in a fancy-ass fence
Gold: So you're telling I became so badass and serious just to death-glare a goat stuck in a fence in the face?
Silver: Not just a fence, Gold, a FANCY-ASS fence
Ruby: Well at least the owner of the fence had taste
Me: Hey Gold... can you do the dares?
Gold: ...Fine?
Me: The first two are from Lumicchi, one that she gave me yesterday and the other the last year
Gold: Last year?
Me: Yep. I was too lazy, nuff said.
Me: *poofs up Watanabe You*
You: *sees Sapphire*
Sapphire: *sees You
Both: *stare into each other's eyes*
Sapphire: Who're you?
You: I'm You!
Sapphire: BUT STRONGER!?
You: Nope, I'm You!
Me: One of you two being physically stronger than the other is humanly impossible
Sapphire: Y-you're me?
You: I'm YOU!
Sapphire: I-I'm asking you!
You: That's right, I'm You!
Sapphire: B-but-
You: I told you, I'm You!
Sapphire: ...wtf dude
Me: lol jokes on you (pun intended) aka John Cena's momma
Pearl: John Cena's who-
You: *strangles Pearl* YOU SURE TALK ALOT HUH
Pearl: STOP STRANGLING ME- *coughs*
You: HOW ABOUT SOME WRESTLING
Pearl: NOPENOPENOPE
Pearl: *getting strangled* ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: MY MY YOU'RE NOT BUFF AT ALL
Gold: Hey, what's this? *picks up notebook*
Me: O_O
Gold: Is this an rp? Looks like a Franticshipping rp. Hey, Dumbass
Me: Y-yeah? *nervous sweating*
Gold: You and Lumi were doing this, right?
Blue: *takes notebook from him* Is... this a smut rp?
Me and Lumi: O_o
Pokespe: S-smu-
Me and Lumi: .//////////////////////////.
Blue: Hey, what is this? "Dominant Ruby"-
Both: >////////////////////////////<
Ruby: WAIT WTF
Sapphire: WHY IS HE DOMINATING ME?!
Everyone else: Dominant- *stare at Ruby*
Ruby: WHAT THE FU-
Sapphire: ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
Gold: *pats his back* I see you've learnt from me, Prissy Boy!
Ruby: DAFUQ ARE YOU ALWAYS THINKING YOU PERVERT?!
Sapphire: WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS?!
Me: M-mine... (@heavenlydawn coverin' up for ye, sis, this is a sacrifice)
Both: *scary face*
(A/N: I hate myself)
Me to myself:
Gold: *cough* Next dare, I guess? This one's for me - I get to play bandori? I GET TO SEE THOSE CUTE GIRLS AGAIN?! BOY AM I HAPPY *whips out mobile phone and starts playing bandori nonstop*
Gold: TWENTY FRIGGIN FIVE GIRLS AM I DREAMING
Crystal: GOLD I SWEAR TO GOD-
Gold: ahhhh not that goat stuck in a fancy-ass fence again!
Me: HEY NEXT DARE
Gold: Prissy Boy and Wild Child have to do a duet of... Zurui Yo Magnetic Today
Ruby and Sapphire: ...?
Blue: DATS SO SHIPPY
Me: ITS FRANTICSHIPPING LOVE LIVE STYLE
Sapphire: The lyrics to this song...
Ruby: ...are our demise
Both: *look at each other*
*duet starts...with exaggerated English translations by yours truly*
Ruby: Y-you looking at me?
Sapphire: HEY DONT LOOK AT ME
Ruby: I wonder what kinda drunken day I had last night to be meeting you today?
Sapphire: B-BAKA! YER OVERTHINKING!
Ruby: wELL AT LEAST IM THINKING
Sapphire: W-why are ya always looking at me?
Ruby: You looked at me first!
Sapphire: I-I only looked because ya looked at me first!
Ruby: So you WERE looking!
Sapphire: *pouts*
Rest of the Pokespe: tf kinda drugs are they both on
Yellow: This is like the first time I've seen them fighting in this book
Angela: Because Author-chan has a fragile-ass heart and is scared of fights
Gold: What a dumbass
Angela: ikr
Blue: gUYS
Everyone: Yeah?
Blue: BDBRIFBQIRBFIQBRGIQITGITG
Gold: ...whoa
Blue: ITS LEGIT
Me: IKR
Ruby and Sapphire: WHY IS EVERYBODY ALWAYS SHIPPING US
Me: BECAUSE IT FUCCIN C A N O N AND WHY HAVENT I EDITED THAT UR PAIR INTO YOU LOVEBIRDS YET?!
Blue: OHMYFREAKINGOD
Me: Here's the song if you wanna listen to it:
Nico: *jumps out of nowhere* HEY YOU
Pokespe: Huh?
Nico: You, the one with the slanted eyes!
Eli: She has a thing for slanted-eyed people *cough* Maki *cough*
Me: ...who?
Nico: THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE MY LITTLE BROTHER'S TEEN VERSION!
Ruby: ...me?
Nico: Gosh darn it - you have the same name as my daughter and the same birthstone as me. What's with your gf?
Ruby: WHATS THAT MEAN
Nico: Well, nothing...
~Meanwhile...~
Gold: *gulps down a full bottle of beer* aYE
Pokespe: O_O
Me: GOLD GO HOME YOU'RE DRUNK
Angela: Ummm... *comes back with four empty bottles*
Me: Wuh-
Crystal: HE DRANK ALL OF THAT?!
Everyone: O_O
Gold: *starts screaming his solo from Kocchi Muite Baby*
Me: Why am I so sweaty? *wipes forehead* I'm either sweating profusely in that crevice or I'm just sick
Yellow: W-what is he going to do?
Gold: AYYYYYYYYYYE GREEN-SENPAI!
Green: GOLD. NO.
Gold: AW COME ON MAN *shoves a bottle of wine in his mouth*
Green: * accidentally drinks it all* DAMN YOU-
Gold: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Green: ... *drunk af*
Blue: ...Greenie? *shakes him*
Green: ... *looks at her*
Blue: Hey, you okay?
Green: ...shaddup
Blue: O_o?
Green: *drunkness intensifies* Oi, you
Blue: M-me?
Red: Is this a yakuza that he's talking like that?
Green: *grabs her wrist* Hwat is it ya always bein' pesky 'bout, hEH?! *le v i o l e n c e*
Blue: G-GREEN?!
Green: SHUT YER FACE
Me: Why is he talking like Sapphire?
Silver: *rage boiling*
Crystal: GOLD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
Gold: *sleeping*
Silver: *death glaring Green*
Green: *face red* PESKY WOMAN! WUT YA ALWAYS SO PESKY 'BOUT, HAH!?
Blue: G-green! Let me go! *trying to break free*
Green: QUIET, YA
Silver: *pats his shoulder*
Green: *turns around* Wut ya 'ere fer?
Silver: *coughs*
Green: meh
Silver: ...May I ask what you talked like that to her for?
Green: ... *realization* ...hmPH!? Y-YOU?!
Silver: *scary face*
Green: *shaking* H-hey, dude, calm down...
Silver: *takes out knife* I didn't get my answer...
Green: O_O
Blue: S-silvy no!
Silver: HOW TF DARE HE TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT?!
*after four hours of running around and chasing*
Green: *not drunk anymore*
Silver: *passed out of tiredness*
Blue: -_-
Me: S-should we finish this?
Gold: *wakes up and yawns* Today was hilarious :3
Me: HEY EVERYBODY LISTEN TO THE BGM BEFORE GOING AWAY
Red: WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS
Yellow: ...We could cure cancer with it
Blue: Or rather, its cancer itself
Emerald: The singer could start their own religion with this...
Gold: I'D JOIN THAT RELIGION!
Ruby: THIS IS SO???? CUTE??
Diamond and Pearl: *start yelling the lyrics* COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
Green: My whole life... is a meme .-.
Everyone else: I CANT GET THIS OUT MY HEAD
Me: AIGHT SEE YA GUYS! AND A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE PER- GOLD!