PURPLE-TREES (my friend) says: I dare the SL crew to go to the land of the Lorax and flirt with the greedler and take him on a group date into the moshi monster universe
Eggs Benedict: You're just trying to tickle my pickle, aren't you?
Ballora: *nudges him* You can't say that, there's children reading this book!
Eggs Benedict: What do you mean? *has a pickle in his hand*
Pickle: PWEASE DON'T TICKLE MWE
Ballora: u h
Ennard: *pulls up in a giant car and is wearing shades while How Bad Can I Be plays on the radio* Hop in losers we're going shopping
*Everyone gets in and they go to the Land of the Lorax*
Baby: Yay, we're here!
Bonnet: WOOOOOOOOWWWW! The trees look like cotton candy!
Bon Bon: *climbs a tree* This is a saratoga nettle they're extremely nutritious *eats the fluffiness and throws up* I was incorrect
Yendo: Those are actually truffula trees..
Bon Bon: *slides down* Whatever! Who cares what they're called, this place is so cool!
Funtime Freddy: S-so do we ALL have to flirt with G-G-Greedler?
Funtime Foxy: Yeah, some of us have significant others, and I don't want to be disloyal :(
Eggs Benedict: It appears we have to.
Funtime Freddy: O-oh man..
Ennard: Come on guys, we need to get to the top of the factory so we can meet him in his office. I hope he doesn't sexually harass us like he does in all the fanfictions
*They all get back in the car and drive into the factory, and crash into his office*
Baby: Yay! We're here!
Greedler: What are you doing in my office uncalled for?!
Afton: We've gotta flirt with you!
Greedler: *calls security on his phone* Hey, security? We have some adorable little intruders~ Who are T R E S P A S S I N G ! YOU'RE ALL GOIN' TO JAIL!
Yendo: *voice sounds like the guy who says it* Oh hell naaaaawwww!
Greedler: Fine, change my mind then, you little skank~ *grins toothily*
Yendo: We have all the Huniepop characters unlocked on my laptop on the last date if you let us flirt with you and take you to the Moshi Monsters universe-
Greedler: Deal! *sticks his hand out to shake*
Yendo: Um.. *shakes it* This guy is crazy..
Funtime Freddy: S-says the guy who watches beheading videos..
Yendo: Y o u ' r e n e x t
Funtime Freddy: W-what?
Yendo: What?
Ennard: *starts the car again* Alright everyone, get in
LolBit: We goin' shopping again?
Ennard: NO!
LolBit: Lol.. ;__;
*everyone gets in and Greedler sits in the passenger seat*
Ennard: *crashes out of the wall and drives down the road to the Moshi Monsters universe*
Greedler: So.. What is this "Moshi Monsters universe" you speak about? *smokes a cigar*
Baby: An amazing place that was the author's childhood! She wasted so much money on memberships.. So much..
Greedler: Did you say MONEY?!
Bonnet: Yeah, she did?
Greedler: Hm, maybe I could buy the world, and make even more money!
Ballora: Pretty sure you can't buy another universe..
Greedler: There's nothing money can't buy!
Bon Bon: Sure, you could do that, I guess, but Moshi Monsters is honestly kinda dead nowadays.
Eggs Benedict: *crawls up to the back of Ennard's seat* Oh, weren't we supposed to flirt with Greedler?
Funtime Foxy: NOooooo, hahah... We weren't!
Eggs Benedict: *rolls eyes* Well, I'm gonna start us all off just to get this over with.. *Looks at Greedler* You're so... Green? It reminds me of money and money is good?
Greedler: *winks at him* Money is good, eh? How about you swing at my place late tonight, I'll have some candles and jazz music, and we can go off from there~
Barry Bee Benson: How bad could that possibly BEE?
Ennard: *jealous glare*
Eggs Benedict: O///__///O
Ennard: He doesn't want anything to do with you, partner *spits that out at Greedler without taking his eyes off the road*
Greedler: *sticks tongue out while putting it between his fingers* Or does he~? *grabs Eggs Benedict's arm*
Eggs Benedict: Oh geez-
Ennard: HE DOES NOT WANT YOUR FILTHY CIGAR SMOKE COVERED GLOVES ON HIS ARMS, EITHER!
Greedler: *growls* Whatever. *reluctantly lets go of Eggs Benedict*
Eggs Benedict: That will be a moment that will never leave my mind.
Ennard: *thinks* Why was he blushing? He should be blushing around me!
*They make it to the Moshi Monsters universe and get out of the car*
Baby: Yay! We're here!
Greedler: Is this Moshi Monsters universe on 144p?!
Ballora: Probably
Greedler: *gags* I will only allow 1080p! *goes to change the quality*
Bonnet: Wait! Changing the quality of this place might result in disaster!
Greedler: *changes it*
Bonnet: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *in slow motion*
Eggs Benedict: *looks at watch* Ya done screaming in slow motion now?\
Bonnet: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*The world around them changes for the worst. The streets are covered in blood, the stores were long abandoned, and the sky was red, edging towards an unwelcoming black void*
Greedler: What the?!
Bonnet: I told you! Now something's going horribly wrong, and it's all your fault!
Greedler: Is not!
Bonnet: Is too!
Greedler: Is NOT!
Bonnet: Is TOO!
Greedler: I'll give you $150 if you agree with me
Bonnet: DEAL!
Ennard: Let's just get out of here..
Yendo: Yeah, this is too creepy.. Even for me..
Eggs Benedict: That's surprising
Ennard: Alright everyone, hop inside! We're getting out of this place.
*They're about to get into the car when a Moshi Monster resident growls at them*
Baby: WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?!?
Greedler: Worth money if I put it in a petting zoo!
Bon Bon: Not sure that thing is even pettable..
Greedler: *goes to touch it*
Funtime Freddy: D-don't touch it!
Ennard: Please touch it!
Greedler: *opens it's mouth and looks inside*
Monster Katsuma: *bites his head off*
Baby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Ennard: PARTY TIME! *stats dancing*
Bon Bon: WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Bonnet: Why are you crying?
Bon Bon: NOW I WON'T GET MY $150 WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Eggs Benedict: Uh, guys? Looks like we've got company..
LolBit: *plays a laugh track*
Eggs Benedict: I will murder you one day
Afton: I think this is my first line in this chapter! Yippee!
Ennard: Quit your lollygagging! We need to escape!
All the monsters: *start chasing after them* RERERREARRERAEFGEYA HVUDIJGIYSUAWOUEIOSFJDKJVNHFBUJGRYWA;UO4TUOEFIJVHRGJRRKJTJIOGR89Y8AJWFIONVJFHNBUJHEGYO8U RERERREARRERAEFGEYAHVUDIJGIYSUAWOUEIOSFJDKJVNHFBUJGRYWA;UO4TUOEFIJVHRGJRRKJTJIOGR89Y8AJWFIONVJFHNBUJHEGYO8URERERREARRERAEFGEYAHVUDIJGIYSUAWOUEIOSFJDKJVNHFBUJGRYWA;UO4TUOEFIJVHRGJRRKJTJIOGR89Y8AJWFIONVJFHNBUJHERERERREARRERAEFGEYAHVUDIJGIYSUAWOUEIOSFJDKJVNHFBUJGRYWA;UO4TUOEFIJVHRGJRRKJTJIOGR89Y8AJWFIONVJFHNBUJHERERERREARRERAEFGEYAHVUDIJGIYSUAWOUEIOSFJDKJVNHFBUJGRYWA;UO4TUOEFIJVHRGJRRKJTJIOGR89Y8AJWFIONVJFHNBUJHERERERREARRERAEFGAAAAYAHVUDIJGIYSUAWOUEIOSFJDKJVNHFBUJGRYWA;UO4TUOEFIJVHRGJRRKJTJIOGR89Y8AJWFIONVJFHNBUJHERERERREARRERAEFGEYAHVUDIJGIYSUAWOUEIOSFJDKJVNHFBUJGRYWA;UO4TUOEFIJVHRGJRRKJTJIOGR89Y8AJWFIONVJFHNBUJHERERERREARRERAEFGEYAHVUDIJGIYSUAWOUEIOSFJDKJVNHFBUJGRYWA;UO4TUOEFIJVHRGJRRKJTJIOGR89Y8AJWFIONVJFHNBUJHERERERREARRERAEFGEYAHVUDIJGIYSUAWOUEIOSFJDKJVNHFBUJGRYWA;UO4TUOEFIJVHRGJRRKJTJIOGR89Y8AJWFIONVJFHNBUJHERERERREARRERAEFGEYAHVUDIJGIYSUAWOUEIOSFJDKJVNHFBUJGRYWA;UO4TUOEFIJVHRGJRRKJTJIOGR89Y8AJWFIONVJFHNBUJHE
*They all run away*
Eggs Benedict: Wait, what about Greedler? We can't finish the chapter without going on a group date with him! Or else we'll get succed into a black hole!
Afton: Hehe, succed
Ennard: As much as I hate to say it, we do need to go back to get him. What's left of him, anyways.
The monsters: BLARGHHJLLLLL
LolBit: Hey guys! I found guns, lol!
Eggs Benedict: *picks up a random gun that launches eggs out of it* Hmm, what's this? *pulls the trigger and it launches an egg onto the ground* I'M GONNA BE SICK-
LolBit: Mine shoots lols!
Afton: Mine is a knife that shoots knives!
Ballora: How does that even work-You know what? Never mind. Now let's get to shooting these monsters!
*epic battle between the monsters and the SL crew*
Baby: I'm against violence, so I'll give them hugs! *is about to hug one*
Eggs Benedict: Baby, what the heck, no!
*slow motion*
Eggs Benedict: *jumps in front of her as one of the monsters is about to bite her*
Ennard: nOOoooooOoooooooooOOOOOOOOO
Afton: I just realized something. Eggs BeneDICK
LolBit: *plays laughtrack as Eggs Benedict is dying in Ennard's arms*
Ennard: I NEED A FIRST AID QUICK, THIS ISN'T THE TIME TO BE JOKING AROUND
LolBit: *plays laughtrack*
Ennard: THIS IS NOT FUNNY!
LolBit: *plays laughtrack*
Ennard: *shoves laughtrack down her throat*
LolBit: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHGDUJGFYWYIRUWY*IWJID *whenever she talks it's a laughtrack*\
Ennard: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH *throws her at the monsters as bait*
*the rest of the crew rushes to Greedlers dead body, but little did they know.. He's a monster too...*
*Dramatic piano music*
Greedler: Moneyyyyy... Moneyyyyy...
Baby: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Funtime Foxy: Will you quit screaming?!
Baby: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOOK AT HIM
Funtime Foxy: Oh shut up-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Greedler: *licks Eggs Benedict, and he's magically healed*
Eggs Benedict: What the
Greedler: We're getting out of here! *turns giant and they escape the Moshi Monster world with all of them*
Eggs Benedict: *closes book* And THAT'S how you end a chapter
LolBit: *plays laughtrack*