BGM: Arashi no naka no koi dakara - Muse
sorry not sorry :P AND 3F***INGK! OMG THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Me: aSKNIEFIEBGEBGOEBTGIUV
Green: Weren't you dead?
Me: I kNOW I WAS DEAD BUT 3K RESURRECTED ME
Yellow: 3k?
Me: 3K!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY FUDGE THANK YALL
Ruby: T-three thousand people have seen me making a fool out of myself...? fRICK *sobs in a corner*
Me: Not exactly a fool, Ruby, you made a prince of yourself last chappie XD
Ruby: Prince? Me? Cool!
Me: ...If you remember, you fit the prince theme a bit more
Gold: Aw man... 3k? Girls are probably laughing at me... though I don't mind - I'M A MEMELORD!
Platinum: CAN'T YALL THINK OF SOMETHING MORE IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW?
Green: Important?
Crystal: WHERE ARE WE?
Red: Hey, if... if I recall this place... this... tHIS IS THE FOOT OF MT SILVER ISN'T THIS?!
Pokespe: WHAT- *look around*
Green: ...its Mt Silver
Blue: W-wait, Mt Silver? MT SILVER?!
Green: *eyes wide*
Both: *look at Red*
Red: ITS MY HOME! WELCOME BACK, MYSELF! *hugs ice rock*
Blue, Green and Yellow: RED NO-
Red: I'M STAYING HERE FOR ANOTHER THREE YEARS!
Blue, Green, Yellow: NOOOOOOOOOOO-
Me: Red, dearie, *sniff* you're gonna freeze yourself
Emerald: Why are we here?
Me: idk
Pokespe: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW?
Platinum: Brr... this is colder than the path to Snowpoint...
Diamond: *puts coat around her* Missy, you mustn't put your health at stake again!
Crystal: *sneezes* Its... its the foot of this mountain and we're freezing already...
Me: *passed out of a cold*
Yellow: What happened to her?
Angela: Asthma got the better of her
Wally: *coughs* Did you say asthma?
Ruby: ...Wally?
Wally: Hi Ruby...
Sapphire: What are ya doing here?
Wally: *cough* I'm part of you... so *cough* I decided to tag along...
Emerald: You know this place isn't good for you, right? See what happened to that kid?
Wally: Yeah, but...
Me: *wrapped up in 374901275946591036 layers of sweaters* LETS GO TO THE TOP!
Red: YEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rest of the Pokespe: NO
Me: *coughs* Oh *cough c'mon! 'tis like a good summer activity!
Red: LETS GO SHALL WE
Rest of the Pokespe: goddamn it...
~Mt Silver Cave~
Platinum: I-I'm freezing...
Diamond: Missy, y-you okay?
Platinum: This cave is so cold...
Gold: To add to that, its huge...
Pokespe: *coughing and sneezing sounds*
Everyone except Red: *wrapped in jackets and mufflers*
Crystal: *face red* Argh... its so cold...
Gold: H-hey, SSG, are you okay? You're fine, right? Are you cold?
Crystal: I-I told you, I'm alright. You worry for yourself -_-
Gold: You can tell me if you're cold, alright?
Crystal: Yeah, yeah... -_-
Red: Oh, come on! What's so cold?
Everyone else: *glare*
Blue: Says you...
Everyone: *reach outside of the cave*
Yellow: IS THIS IT?!
Red: Meh, we still have a lot to climb! This way! *leads them up stairs*
Pokespe: *keep going up and down stairs*
Red: Inside! *leads them inside cave*
Blue: ...Again?
*after ten hours of climbing*
~Mt Silver Peak~
Red: Here we are! Just a little more!
Silver: *freezing* Now I wish I had stolen Cyndaquil...
Feraligatr: HEY WTH
Gold: Hey, who's that? *looks in the distance*
Ruby: ...Isn't that your counterpart?
Gold: My counterpart? You mean tha-
Ethan: *panting*
Ethan: I'M HERE! FINALLY! *runs up to them*
Pokespe: Huh?
Ethan: *sees Gold* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY DOPPELGANGER?! I THOUGHT CHAMPION RED WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE?!
Red: Well I am!
Ethan: WTF I CLIMBED THIS MOUNTAIN FOR DAYS JUST TO FIND MY DOPPELGANGER?! WHAT THE FU-
Gold: I SHOULD BE SAYING THAT!
Ethan: WHERE'S RED?!
Red: Well I'm here...
Ethan: ...You're Red? But... isn't the Red I'm finding... like thirteen?
Red: Thirteen? I'm twenty!
Ethan: And you don't seem like the Red I was told of... I heard he was quiet, doesn't say anything, has the same expression for eternity... and... he's got three starters, an eeveelution, a Snorlax and a Pikachu...
Green: He's done his research
Red: I don't have three starters ._.
Ethan: Hey, why does my doppelganger look so much more older than me? I'm ten and he's like seventeen...
Gold: BECAUSE I AM SEVENTEEN YOU KID *hits him with billiard cue*
Ethan: Ow... well, I was here to battle Red...
Red: THEN WHY DON'T WE BATTLE?
Ethan: You don't seem like the Red I was looking for...
Red: *facepalm* I'm the same thing you know!
Yellow: And if you battle this Red, you won't have to battle three starters!
Ethan: Is this Red weak?
Pokespe: Wea- *burst out laughing*
Ethan: 😓
Red: *wipes tear* lmao... we'll see 😂
Gold: *turns his hat forward and covers his face with it* Humiliation time...
*ten minutes later*
Ethan: TF?!
Red: Told you >:3
Me: As expected of him... XD
Ethan: bUT... BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE WEAK?!
Yellow: You were wrong, kid 😅
Me: What are you going to do now?
Ethan: I'll have to train again 😢
Yellow: Awww... I feel sorry for you now...
Green: Well should we go back now?
Crystal: W-...wait! Where's Gold?!
Everyone: *looking around*
Platinum: I don't think I can see him
Crystal: WHERE IS HE?!
Silver: We should just head back, right? Its not like we need hi-
Crystal: *scary face* WE'RE NOT GOING BACK WITHOUT HIM AND THAT'S IT
Pokespe: O...kay?
Me: *inhaler stuffed into mouth* jcdseriirsduuu! (T: Its shipping time!)
Red: Why is an inhaler stuffed in your mouth?
Angela: To keep her alive
Crystal: Where IS Gold? *stressed af* FIND HIM!
*three hours later*
Pearl: He's nowhere
Silver: I told you, we don't-
Crystal: I SAID HE HAS TO BE WITH US! *raaaaage*
Silver: I aint doing this. Find him yourself if you love him that much
Crystal: FINE THEN
Yellow: We can't go back without Crystal or Gold. Where will we stay?
Sapphire: Here? *points at a cave*
Ruby: ITS SO CRANKY IN THERE!
Sapphire: Then freeze outside -_-
Ruby: -3-
Pokespe: *go into cave*
Red: Yay! I'm staying at Mt Silver again!
Everyone else: -_-
Blue: Where are you going, Crystal?
Crystal: *sigh* To find Gold
Pearl: *looks outside* There's a snowstorm outside!
Platinum: A snowstorm... in July? This is worse than Sinnoh. At least there it was "snow in August" condition
Crystal: But I need to find him... just wait for the moment I find you, Gold, I swear I'm going to kick him so hard he's going to fly to the moon...
Blue: *laughs* Why not just admit you're worried about him?
Crystal: W-worried...? *coughs awkwardly* Well so what?! I-I can worry, ok? Its no big deal - take it a bit more maturely! Just because I'm worried doesn't mean I'm his fangirl!
Blue: *smirk*
Yellow: Well you should go with someone. Its dangerous to go out alone.
Crystal: But who'll go with me?
Emerald: MEEEEEEE!
Ruby: Pffft- you?
Emerald: YES I WILL GO YOU SHALLOW JERK
Ruby: Okay, okay...
Crystal and Emerald: *go out*
Green: Why didn't you go, Red? You're like immune to this mountain
Red: *daydreaming*
~Outside~
Crystal: Ugh, snowstorms in July... goddammit...
Emerald: Hey, Crystal, have you heard of Froslass?
Crystal: Yeah I have... they trick away people to kill them, right?
Emerald: Yep, what if one catches Gold? This is a snow mountain - and they're ice types.
Crystal: Wh- *panic attack* OH HOLY FRICKIN' ARCEUS NO. EMERALD! WE HAVE TO HURRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Emerald: Well oka- *being propelled on the snow* CRYSTAL-
Crystal: ARCEUS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T LET ANY DAMN FROSLASS GET TO GOLD. EMERALD, HURRY! *runs at top speed* GOLD WHERE TF ARE YOU?!
Gold: oVER HERE *waves hand* CRYS! CRYSSS! I'M HERE! *dangling by one foot by a tree branch*
Crystal: GOLD?! WHAT HAPPENED?!
Gold: ITS A LONG STORY BUT GET ME DOWN FIRST
Emerald: *pulls him down*
Gold: *falls down on the snow headfirst* OWWW-
Crystal: I think we should get back to the cave... *propels both of them back to cave*
~Cave~
Gold: *crash-lands on the ground*
Red: ...Gold?
Green: What were you doing? Why are your clothes full of snow?
Gold: ahahahaha... *slowly backs away from Crystal*
Crystal: *holy frustration* Y-you...
Gold: Sorry, Crys, I got a cold, so stay away and don't get it too, okay? *nervous laugh* Hey, wha-
Crystal: *kicks him across the face* YOU... YOU IDIOT!
Gold: Owowow... *rubs cheek* What was that for?
Pokespe: *facepalm*
Crystal: What... were you doing?
Gold: A Froslass got me... *cheeky grin* and propped me up on that tree...
Crystal: ...
Gold: ...SSG?
Crystal: *sniff*
Gold: Huh?
Crystal: Idiot... *hugs him crying* WHAT DID YOU DO THAT TO ME FOR?!
Gold: o/////////////////////////////////////////////o
Crystal: YOU IDIOT! *grabs his collar and kisses him*
Gold: -////////////////3////////////////////- *kisses her back...shamelessly -_-*
Me: Perfect ship moment B)
Me and Aichi: *clicks 419264109261647514561093265264593847056239465234691245831465917436534 pictures*
Me: I'm SO going to turn this into a oneshot XD
Yellow: Maybe we should go down now?
Pokespe: *climbing down mountain*
Crystal: *lecturing Gold all the way*
Gold: -3-
Me: *blabbering stuff about 3k while with an inhaler in her mouth* THANK YOU FOR 3K, GUYS! I LOVE YA! SEE YOU ON GOLDILOCKS' BIRTHDAY!