Having a pet is great...but what happens when that pet turns out to be an extremely handsome vampire? Let me tell you, not good. Because of the temporary contract I accidentally made with Tsubaki, who turned out to be a vampire. I had to bring him to school with me. I'm not going to skip on school even if a zombie apocalypse happens! That's how desperate I am to learn!!
Hell no...
I was forcefully "dragged" out of the house by a phone call that came from my teacher, saying that she'll call my uncle if I skipped on school. Well, after that threat I didn't have much of a choice.
You see I'm the type of student that doesn't do jack shit at school except staring out the window. I know it seems like a classical anime protagonist move but it's not my fault that Im not sociable! I'm probably one of the most unsociable people that you could ever meet.
Now you're wondering where is Tsubaki? Inside my bag? No. Under my desk? No...I don't know
I screwed up big time... But I know for a fact that he cannot have gone too far because of the contract. But I'm not worried...probably. He's the first one to share that house with me for 12 years. Yep pretty depressing alright.
After the bell rang, I ran like there was no tomorrow in order to find my "beloved" vampire friend. I looked at every corner and maybe skipped on a few of the classes while I was at it but that doesn't matter now.
♪('ε｀ )
-Tsubakkyun!!!
With my inhuman hearing ability I heard a familiar name. Tsubakkyun! That's the guy from the new anime that was airing on TV! What was the anime called again? Oh yes, Serzomb! (That's not an actual anime btw)
I felt something heavy on my back all of a sudden. From the sudden action I stumbled and planted face first onto the floor. 'Oh wow my schools' floor is hella clean.' I realized at that moment. But I was too pissed off to say that.
~Who the fu- WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
I tried to look at the person who was currently sitting on my back, well I tried. Since I was on the floor, I could only see the person from the corner of my eye. It seemed that this person wore a giant hat and his hair was...a dark shade of pink? Just a side note but he was also heavy as fuck. He stopped laughing and looked at my crushed form.
-You're not Tsubakkyun!
~No shit! Get off of me, will you?!
I asked, quite irritated by the fact that he was still sitting on my back. He got off of me [finally] then looked around curiously.
-You smell like Tsubakkyun, but he's not here...you can't be his eve because Tsubakkyun said that he never wanted an eve~
So...this asshole not only sat on me but didn't apologize and compared me to an anime character. Wait a minute. Eve?
~Eve?
He looked at me. He looked shocked.
-Eh? You're still here?
...(￣ー￣) I swear to god...
~You asshole!!!
I grabbed him by the collar and then started shaking him like there was no tomorrow.
-Hugk!
He made a choking sound and wriggled his arms around looking like a madman who just took drugs.
-Tsubakkyun!!!
Out of nowhere, someone came flying across the hallway and kicked the guy from earlier right in the head. I was taken aback by the action so I quickly moved back.
~Tsubaki?!
-Tsubakkyun! That hurt!
The strange man whined. Why do I keep meeting strangers who turn out to be vampires? Yeah, I'm not dumb. I understood that he was a vampire the moment he said eve. Strange, I didn't think that Tsubaki would have other Servamp friends. Now that I was up on my feet. I had the chance to look at the guy. He...looked kind of like a magician. A weird one at that with his pink-ish long hair. He had the same crimson eyes as Tsubaki. I guess that's a vampire thing. At least the TV got one thing right.
Tsubaki fixed himself and brushed off his clothing then turned around to look at me.
-Where were you?!
( ・∇・)
-I've been looking for you all day! Don't you know if we're separated we'll get weaker?!!
He yelled at my face. I gulped and backed away, until I hit a wall.
-Not only that but it's already hard for me to control myself!
...
...
(・∀・) control?
Am I too much of a pervert or did he actually said "control" in that groan-like tone?
I was backed away into the wall. Tsubaki's tall figure stood before me in all of his glory.
He opened his mouth to say something but then quickly bit his tounge. I raised an eyebrow but I doubt that actually did something.
~Tsubaki?
I reached for his shoulder, he winced and yelled
"Stay away!"
He kept constantly eyeing my knees. I quickly noticed that and soon my gaze shifted towards my knees as well. Blood was slowly creeping out of the cut I recently achieved. Probably because of the fall earlier.
-Ooooh!
The other vampire said with glowing eyes.
-Tsubakkyun is it ok if we share?
He excitedly asked.
~What the hell are you talking about?!
-What the hell are you talking about?!
Tsubaki and I asked in unison. Then the other vampire raised my leg up high to his mouth. My leg was high up in the air, and if it weren't for my efforts my bootyfull panties would've been exposed to the vampires. I needed to think fast and find a way to get out of this embarrassing situation. All of a sudden I remembered a scene from an anime...
~Jungle Savate!
I jumped and with my free leg, I kicked him right on the cheek so hard that he flew away onto the wall once again. This guy was seriously like a really fucked up pináta. Even though I was relatively stronger than people my age, it was still weird how he flew into the wall.
Anyway with that, I kicked a vampire!
-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...not interesting at all. What's up with that smug face?
Tch, this guy.
~Hey Tsubaki.
-Hm?
~What are the pros and cons of me becoming your eve?
I asked, not even looking at him. I had been thinking about it the whole day. What if I don't want him to leave after 24 hours? Even though he was irritating, he was still really interesting. And him being in my boring life would change a lot of things. And seeing that he also has company with him, maybe I wouldn't ve feeling so alone and bored all the time. But don't get me wrong, I'm not sad nor melancholic I'm just extremely bored.
He didn't reply so I thought that he was thinking about it. I waited for his reply then all of a sudden I felt someone moving the hair on my neck to the side. I froze. What? I was about to question Tsubaki until I felt what I could only imagine as Tsubaki's fangs sink in onto my neck.
My eyes widened from the sudden sensation. But hey! I wasn't complaining that felt surprisingly pleasant.
...
...
Wait...THIS BOOK ISN'T TWILIGHT!
I quickly pushed him away and held my neck. Blood trickling down my collar bone but I didn't care. A massive blush made it's way onto my face because of the realization.
~W-What t-t-t-the hell do you think y-You're doing?!!!
I yelled. I quickly recovered his stance and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. Gawd that was so sexy...wait what?
-I wanted to get it over with.
And that's how I officially became his freaking Eve...
Great...[note the sarcasm]
At the time I hadn't realized that by picking him up and becoming his eve, my supposedly boring life had become full of fun and more interesting...