Ask Earth-chan and friends

Par ZenxJumin16

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I didn't see any 'ask Earth-chan' books in wattpad so I decided to do one. Dares and questions are obviously... Plus

Earth-chan
1st question (So quick!)
Relation-SHIP ACROSS DA SEAS!!!
UR-ANUS....ok, I'll stop so calm thyself.
Mah...Boy...Fwend..CHU!(Anyone get the reference?)
Husbandos
Ignorance
NOTE LA NOTE ABOUT SKIIITSSSSS
I CHANGE THY MIND
Pocky game skit
Venus-chan and Earth-chan (Pocky game skit)
Reah and Meteor-kun (Pocky game skit)
The silence
Sun-senpai and Earth-chan(pocky game skit)
Hoomanzzzz
More hoomanzzzz
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Guessing Pokémon names + Guest
Author's time of the month (I'm sorry. I had to)
So close yet....so far
Personality change for some planets (Just for this chapter)
Valentines day (even it's late but who cares?)
Genderbender skit(the main planet gang)
Angst chapter
Thy ships (I'm writing this to help thy bootiful readers and I)
Is Earth-chan alright?
Tide pod-chan
1.1K reads
How does the Planet Gang deal with Reah and Author-san singing songs from.....
Important note for my readers
The planets outside our solar system?
What Earth-chan doesn't want to talk about.
A sore throat(I couldn't spell 'throat 'till autocorrect corrected me)
You don't need to see this bcuz it's another random chappy that's shi-
Information about the three musketeers(Basically Hori ,Author-san and Reah)
Why do I always do this?
Earth-chan and Recycle-kun(Pocky game skit)
Ozone-kun?
Marvel and DC + new guest
Pinch and a punch for the first day of the month.
How does the Planet Gang deal with Reah and Author singing songs from...(cont.)
Going to Reah and Author-san's school(very short)
Is Author-san nuts?
Back in time
Abilletis (Pluto-chan wrote that)
Why Uranus-chan wants a new lock for her room door.
Roleplay
I really need to stop...
Song fic..........Deal with it (Earth-chan x Recycle-kun)
Hanahaki (Recycle-kun x Earth-chan)
PUPPA
Kisses (Eclipse-kun x Night Earth-Kun) WARNING! CUTE GAY SHIZ OR YAOI!!!
A frickin' hitman
Face reveal
Sun-senpai turning big and red!
Out of school
A dream is a wish your heart makes + New Guest
Anything you could do, I can do better! (Author-san vs Pollution-kun)
Realms
The poems of their lives
Confession(C A N O N)
Nuclear weapons
Changed
Random
Japanese formalities
'Mistake'
Random #2
Pride month + new guestSSSSS
Author Note! or Notes!
Chapter................69 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
How Eki and Neki met!
Pollution-kun has a girlfriend!!!
6.8k views?! and over 200 votes?!
Note to readers and roleplayers
A reader insert
Love moments + new guest
Random #3
Charming
Earth-chan meets Hetalia!
Reacting to Doomguy from DOOM
Reacting to a Hanahaki AU
Cutting Hori's hair
I'm sorry
I've posted it
new author intro
Planet gang reacts to some anime
A big ass question
No
Al
Teen Star-kun and Pluto-chan
Pollution-kun's story
update
the end

Roasting Nasa-kun

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Nasa-kun: Wait wait wait waaaaait......... I said that?

Aswald: Technically you didn't buuuuut you did.

Nasa-kun:Wait how?

Hori:By telling people

Nasa-kun:But I didn't say it!

All the girls:*reading a Nasa article about Pluto not being a planet*

Eclipse-kun:*snorts* Oh crap, you gotta run

Venus-chan:Nasa-kun, I love you but let me punch you just once on the face.

Nasa-kun:HELL NO! YOU'RE WEARING THOSE FINGERLESS GLOVES WITH SPIKES ON THE KNUCKLES!!!

Earth-chan:Nasaaaaa-kuuuuuun, you big idiot!!!!

Nasa-kun: (Crap, if she's not stuttering, then she's mad...very mad) *walks away a little*

Jupiter-chan:*grabs Mars-chan's grabbing mechanism and uses it to grab Nasa-kun by the shirt* Oh, you're not going anywhere, you bastard

Nasa-kun: (sh#t)

Rhea:*grabs Sun-senpai and places her next to Nasa-kun*

Sun-senpai:  Nasaaaaaaaaaaaa! *her hair starts going up in blue flames* Did you REALLY have to make a whole article about Pluto-chan not being a planet?!?! I mean, we get it, she's not a planet SO WHAT?!?! METEOR-KUN'S NOT A PLANET! STAR-KUN'S NOT A PLANET!!! WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF US PLANETS CREATE AN ARTICLE ABOUT YOU NOT BEING ON MAINSTREAM NEWS?!?! *insert here a buttful of insults*

Nasa-kun: (HOT HOT HOT OW OW OWWWWWWW!!!!!!)*Gets sunburnt*

Sun-senpai:*calms down a bit, along with her insults* I think I've calmed down now.

Nasa-kun:Good, because you almost burnt me alive.

Continuer la Lecture

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