Nonsense
Featuring Anthony Davis & Kyle Lowry
"So, you're telling me. You're telling me, I, Demarcus Cousins, that Frankenstein Davis the Third looks better than bubble butt Lowry?"
Anthony Davis and Kyle Lowry both watched Y/N with intense looks. The discussion, which was extremely random, was brought up by her when discussing who is the finest player in the NBA.
"Yes. I find Anthony to be cuter. Sorry Kyle." She said with a simple shrug. A smirk plastered on Kyle's face as Kyle simply rolled his eyes. The pair was always in competition when it comes to Y/N. They both knew that they liked her, however she was unaware of such attraction.
"Sis, sis. Let's go. We need to check your eyes because you out here playing games." Demarcus said as she tried to pick her up from the couch. Y/N let out a small laugh as she pushed the bigger man away from her.
"I don't see the big deal."
"All of this is just pure nonsense. Right Kyle?" Demarcus edged on.
"Right. Just doesn't add up. Everyone knows I'm cute. Like what the fuck." Kyle said as he rolled his eyes. Y/N giggled as she rolled her eyes.
"I never said that you weren't cute, I just say that Anthony is cuter." She said with a shrug.
"Ha I'm cuter. I mean I've always been." Anthony said as he pretended to flip weave.
"The only person who ever told you that besides Y/N, is your mama and then hoes you trying to suck ya dick for cash big man." Kyle said as he watched him with a big smirk on his face. Y/N and Demarcus let out loud cackles as Anthony nodded his head.
"Oh we doing that today?" Anthony said as he raised his brow at his older friend. "At least I ain't out here having niggas trying to tap that ass."
"OHHHH HE BROUGHT OUT YA BIG BOOTY." Y/N yelled as she crunched over in the chair laughing. Demarcus ran around the house like a big kid as he let out a loud howl.
"Leave my ass alone fam. It's a good grip for when you face fucking a shawty." Kyle simply said with a smirk on his face. Y/N and Demarcus watched each other with shock looks as they dramatically dropped down to the floor.
"Bro. Boogie Mcgoogie. You heard that?" Y/N asked as she held her chest, pretending to clutch her pearls.
"I am. I am appalled by the language I can't take it. Ma chest." Demarcus answered as his hand was also on his chest.
"You can fuck someone with that little dick of yours?" Anthony said with an amused look.
"You going take that Lowry?" Y/N challenged as she sat up quickly from the floor.
"Ion know why you tripping fam. I got more wood than you think. Plus I bet your dick hairy as fuck, out here looking like a caterpillar."
"Buh Buh Buh Buh. I CANNAAAH I CANNNAAAAAHH." Demarcus said as he got up again and jogged around the house laughing. Y/N was back on the ground, holding her stomach as she tried to control her breathing and laughter.
"What's all this noise in my house?" Ira, Demarcus' girlfriend and Y/N's sister said as she walked into the living room.
"Babeeeeeeeeeh." Demarcus yelled as he hugged his girlfriend and spin her around as he repeatedly kissed her lips.
"Ewww Ira, now you have cooties." Y/N said to her sister who quickly dismissed her.
"Why we laughing so hard tho?" Ira said as she in the couch her sister was in.
"Ant said Kyle got a little dick. Kyle said Ant's dick look like a hair caterpillar." Demarcus told her, making the trio burst out on a fit of laughter.
"I can't believe this is what grown folks talk about." Ira said as she shook her head.
"Same sis. Same. Plus AD is the one who started it." Kyle said as he rolled his eyes. Anthony let out a small chuckle as he shook his head.
"Nah fam. You're the one out here talking about face fucking and shit. I just had to lay down the facts." Anthony said with a smirk on his face.
"Fam what you know about me? Nothing." Kyle replied back.
"I mean, if we want a witness of such events all we got to do is ask Y/N." Ira mumbled loud enough for everyone to hear. Y/N watched her sister with wide eyes as she punched her shoulder.
"OOOOO THE TEA HAS BEEN SPILLED." Demarcus yelled as he sat in the single seat across from them. Kyle watched Anthony with a devious smirk as Anthony watched him with a blank face.
"She's still mine though." Anthony said as he squinted his eyes at Kyle.
"How nigga how?" Kyle asked back as he sized him up. A smirk quickly appeared on Anthony's face as he we watched Y/N for a second.
"That mouth was screaming my name all night last night, and the night before and the night before."
"Oh. Look at the time. I will be late for work. Bye guys." Y/N said as she quickly picked up her stuff and ran out of the house.
Demarcus watched his two friends as he let out a loud laugh shaking his head.
"This is pure fucking nonsense man."
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It was a tie soooooo I used both of them.
This was supposed to be written yesterday but I went on a hike and went to some boring ass celebration and mans was exhausted.
So here it is today.
I'll do one more your choice, so we can go to number 70 and then introduce something new to you guys for the next ten imagines.
Look out for a Kings update today.
Happy Saturday.
One Love
Kam 🖤