You: Jungkook
You: I hate saying this because I'm the innocent one
You: but I'm horny
You: turned on
You: MY NONEXISTENT DICK IS HARD OKAY
Kookie: what
Kookie: wait WHAT
Kookie: you have a dick?
You: no I have a vagina
You: ITS WET DUMBASS BITCH I SWEAR LET ME STAB YOU BUNNY BOI
Kookie: no :(
Kookie: watch porn and masturbate
You: wow okay no more nudes
Kookie: WAIT NO
Kookie: IM SORRY
You: we should skype sex
Kookie: but the hyungs
You: go to a room alone
Kookie: we have to do a interview
You: fine
You: tell Yoongi to stop moaning and then I'll stop being horny
Kookie: okie!