Honestly one of my favourite episodes - ok bye :)
Charles: Are you blackmailing me? I don't have any money, Hitchcock. I'm still paying my uncle's funeral bills. I rear-ended the hearse. It was a mess.
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Jake: Ugh, motorcade duty is so boring. I honestly would rather sit around and listen to you talk about the right way to make paella.
Boyle: There's more than one right way to make paella. There are ten right ways. You've got Valencian, modern Valencian.
Jake: Wait, stop. I've made a terrible mistake.
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Jake: I don't have feelings for Amy any more. So, time for me to get out there and spread my -
Charles: legs.
Jake: - wings. Get out there and spread my legs?!
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Jake: Three hours with no Holt or Terry. Do you know what this means?
Boyle: Makeovers?
Jake: No, Charles.
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Boyle: Did you check out the videocamera?
Hitchcock: Yeah, I'm gonna take it home and videotape the top of my head. I think I might be thinning up there.