Rants about everything!

By DJUnicorn

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Guess what? RANTING TIME! (P.S. Not made to offend anyone) More

Rants about everything!
Text speak
Haters
Creepy old people
Those directioners
Anoying little kids
The school bus
[SL] Porn popups/ads
Reality TV
The Word Gay
McDonalds & all those fast food Resturaunts
Anoying Wattpaders
Backstabbing friends and bullies
People who think that they can shoot because they played CoD
"Dating" in videogames
Being "Racist"
People who are anoying on purpose
Nonstop talkers
Minecarft nonstop
[SL]People who think they are better then you
The New Watty's
Videogame haxers XD
Followers
"Forgeting" about things
About the whole [SL] thing...
People who don't listen
Cliché's
YouTube comments
Is swearing good or bad?
The school bus pt 2
Skinny Vs. Fat
People who get offened to easily
People who hate the "popular" people
Freemium games
Stereotypes
10 year olds
I don't update which means I hate you

Raising minimum wage

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By DJUnicorn

Okay, so recently it's been in the news-

1st trumpet goose eating monkey lobster: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

That people want to raise minimum wage to $15 a hour.

That'd be great.

If they worked for it!

I don't know if it's just me, but whenever I go to McDonalds, they either A. Mess up your order. Or B. Take 5 years on slapping a bun some meat, and some condiments on.

How hard is that?

If you actually did your work the right way, then I'd love to raise minimum wage! The funny part, is that's its only fast food workers!

At subway(which is the best) they NEVER EVER TEVER mess up your order. Is it because you're right there watching them? Or is it because they just are magical?

Magical like this small business burger place around the corner from my house. They're run by 2 people,(who happen to be the cashier and the cooks, and the dishwasher) and they've never messed up a order, AND they have good food!

Now why can't McDonalds be like that?

I'd raise minimum wage to $20 a hour!

I know that they're other reasons why they shouldn't raise minimum wage like small business people not being able to afford this, but that's another rant for another day.

1st trumpet goose eating monkey lobster: Are you actually going to do that?

Nope. I'm lazy.

1st trumpet goose eating monkey lobster: but you're in soccer!

I know right!

You know what, I'm going to be done with this rant. Why? Cuz I kinda forgot what I was talking about :P

For the lolz

:3

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