Switzerland x reader ...I know I know, how unexpected. Well, do enjoy my little lovely heathens.
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(Y/n) had just gotten word from their roommate asking them to pick up some chocolate from the grouchy guy in the candy store. Why you ask, they have no idea why of all things she'd want to eat chocolate with wurst, kimchi, and earl grey. The arctic girl was obviously trying to murder her taste buds but who were they to judge. They neared the candy store which oddly kinda doubled as a bank. They looked around the area to make sure that it was the right place, it kinda looked like it came out of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, but they haven't rewatched the movie in so long so they can't be sure that that impression could be right. They entered the sickly sweet looking shop only to be smacked in the olfactory nerve by a gang bang of strong vanilla and far too much cinnamon.
"That is a nice smell." They mumbled vehemently.
"Most people would have thrown up by now." A frowning blond said from behind the counter as he looked through grocery ads for coupons.
"I have to deal with my roommates cooking. It smells much more stronger than this is. Are you Mr. Zwingli?" They asked, keeping their grimace to a minimum with tears streaming gently down their cheeks.
"Are you the roommate my cousin was speaking of?" He pouted slightly at their nod before tossing them a rather large bar of chocolate. "She called ahead, you should leave." He turned away after shooing them out of the door.
Outside they bumped into a smaller version of Basch.
"Oh, I didn't see you there." They smiled nervously at the mini grouch.
"It's alright, I'm Lili by the way." She smiled back. "You like Brother's chocolate?"
"This is for my roommate, Kai. She-." They tried to explain.
"Cousin Kai! She is the best person in the world, aside from big brother of course." Lili smiled at (y/n).
"Is that so? Do you know why she eats like a pregnant woman?" (Y/n) said with a slight scowl.
"That's to keep, how does she say it... um 'that French idiot and the Prussian wannabe' from going anywhere near her. Which if big brother has any say you won't have to worry about them." Lili smiled mischievously.
"What are you getting at?" They narrowed their (e/c) eyes at the girl.
"Big brother likes you a lot." with that, the girl skipped into the shop leaving a very confused person in the street.
~BONUS~
"Lili, that was uncalled for." Basch pouted at the young girl.
"But it was necessary big brother." Lili sat at the candy counter reading a book smirking at the blush that Basch was hiding.