bold - lucas
normal - sam[antha]
bold italics - jacob (and Kyla occasionally shouting in the background)
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tuesday 17th October 2017
9:16pm
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"Hey, you've reached the cooks takeaway, what can I get you?"
"You must get bored of saying that all the time."
"Oh, it's you again."
"Now, that is no way to treat a customer."
"We've already clarified you're not a customer."
"Actually...my friends kinda want something to eat."
"Are they vegans?"
"No."
"Good. Can you not pass the phone to them?"
"They're busy."
"Ugh. Fine, what do you want?"
"You do realise that comment I made before you hung up on me was a joke?"
"Whatever. What can I get your friends?"
"Are you always this grumpy?"
"Are you always this rude?"
"Sorry. Maybe we should start over?"
"Star what over? You're ordering a takeaway, not making a girlfriend."
"Damn, I kinda like you."
"Kinda? Great, thanks."
"What's your name?"
"Sam."
"Do you wanna know mine?"
"Maybe if you call another day."
"Well, this may not be the last you hear of the vegan."
"It shouldn't be, because you're trying to make an order."
"I was gonna make a dramatic end to the call and you just reminded me."
"Your poor friends. Actually I'm surprised you have friends."
"Ouch-"
"Ugh, hurry the hell up!"
"And that is?"
"That's J-"
"Hi, sorry he's such a flirt. I'm Jacob."
"Oh hi, Jacob. What can I get you and your friends? Well, excluding the vegan, of course."
"Haha, we tease him about that all the time. But, anyway, we're starving! Can we get a medium pepperoni pizza, two large cheese, one large meat feast, 4 portions of fries and 2 chicken wing sides?"
"Of course. Anything else?"
"Nope, that's it, thank you!"
"That all sounds disgusting."
"Wow, you're back with your rude comments again."
"No! I mean, if I wasn't a vegan it would sound delicious. But..."
"It still sounds disgusting to you, you cannot save this one. Anyway, that'll be $55."
"Why am I paying?"
"Um because one, you're the one most likely to be hosting this party and two, you're on the phone."
"It's not a party, just a break from filming this evening."
"You act?"
"Yep."
"That's kinda cool."
"I guess."
"You guess? It sounds way better than working in a takeout."
"But would you get to meet awesome people like me?"
"I wouldn't describe you as awesome."
"How would you describe me?"
"Stop flirting and get her to get our food!"
"Geez, they are hungry. Because you all seem like cool people, I'll chuck in two extra portions of fries."
"You can do that?"
"For crying out loud hang the phone up!"
"Guys, shut up! She's getting us free fries!"
"Yeah, it's my families takeout. Also, be grateful I'm adding fries because they are basically the only thing vegans can eat from here."
"Thanks, Sam. Your generosity is flattering."
"You friends are hungry, so can you tell me your address?"
"Yeah the address is *insert hotel address*."
"Great. My brother will be over there in 30 minuets tops, make sure one of you are down in the lobby to collect it with the money."
"Thanks so much."
"My brothers called Toby, he's the most nervous 19 year old I've ever seen. Scare him by knowing his name."
"Alright. If he collapses, I'm blaming you."
"Goodnight, vegan. Hope you like our food and order again."
"You don't mean that."
"No I don't, it's policy and I know you'll never order anything from here."
"You never know. Thanks Sam."
"You're welcome, tell your friends I hope they like the food."
"I will."
the cooks takeaway ended the call