70,000 likes and 10,000 comments
mirandahill: I've been living in a movie scene
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kitkatsmeow: we miss you🤧 come back to canada!!
harryshumjr: ^ shes the only one
unknown:^ DAMN HARRY, MIRanda ARE YOU GONNA TAKE THAT
domsherwood: HOT!
mirandahill: @domsherwood it's a lightwood gene, you wouldn't get it
unknown: ^ HAHAHA FIREEEE
unknown: REKT
emeraudetoubia: @domsherwood true
matthewdaddario: @domsherwood yeah get out of here stray
domsherwood: if you know how I feel why would you say that? like you put me in such an uncomfortable situation. Like you know I'm not happy @matthewdaddario @emeraudetoubia
unknown: IM CRYING ANAHAHJAOAA
mirandahill: PFFFGG I CANt BREATHE @domsherwood
matthewdaddario: HAHAHA
unknown: MEMES
emeraudetoubia: LOL
camilamendes: hottie😩😍 see you soon x
mirandahill: @camilamendes ❤️🔥
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[shadowbitches group chat]
GUYS I TOTALLY FORGOT TO TELL YOU
pussykat: yes?
SO YOU KNOW MY INTERNET FRIEND JADE
MATTHEW DADDYARIO: DID YOU GUYS MEET WITHOUT ME? RANDA YOU KNOW THATS NOT SAFE
dONt cAlL Me THat
And no
BUT HE IS THE OTHER GUY @lucasjzumann !!
em: WHat
ITS CONFUSING BUT I BASICALLY MET HIM BECAUSE I TEXTED THE WRONG NUMBER AND IT WAS LUCAS' BUT HE TOLD ME HIS NAME WAS JADE (and his middle name is jade) SO I WOULDNT KNOW HE WAS ACTUALLY LUCAS BUT HE JUST CONFESSED AND IT ACTUALLY ALL MAKES SENSE NOW BECAUSE THEYRE BOTH VEGANS AND BORN IN CHICAGO AND WHY ELSE WOULD LUCAS FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM OUT OF NOWHERE
DOMinant: ok first of all you use way too many caps
second of all, that's great!!!! So that means you guys will date
MATTHEW DADDYARIO: real subtle dom
and oh my god that's insane!!
hIYA Harry: she told me first
way to rat me out Harry
MATTHEW DADDYARIO: HDHQBOAKSIDJDTJ YOU TOLD HARRY FIRST
IM-
I THOUGHT I WAS THE FAVORITE
true
BUT
Harry is the most trustworthy
Bert bert: that is true
MATTHEW DADDYARIO: that is not true!!!
em: hm ok sure
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[later that week]
[tagged; colesprouse and kjapa]
100,000 likes and 50,000 comments
mirandahill: to find east of eden
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unknown: yessss ZELLA DAY
kitkatsmeow: well you don't need dom and matt anymore ig
unknown:^ YIKES REPLACED
unknown: oo oo TEA
matthewdaddario: I take highly offense to this you know, I REALLY DO
harryshumjr: ;)
lucasjzumann: when are we gonna hang out?!?!
mirandahill: @lucasjzumann soon!! I miss you :-)
unknown: OMG OTP OTP
unknown: GUYS OMF SHE MISSES HIM
domsherwood: um what the fuck do we look like to you
mirandahill: @domsherwood DONT GET LIKE THAT W ME y'all know I still love you!!
lucasjzumann: text me soon!!!
kjapa: wow I look really good in this
unknown: ^ true
camilamendes: wish I was there :(
unknown: wow so it's just her and the boys?? slut
unknown:^ WHORE
colesprouse: you and your music
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549,050 likes and 7,000 comments
kjapa: beauty
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unknown: are they dating????
unknown: she's such a whore ugh
mirandahill: STOP KJ❤️
kjapa: @mirandahill but do you want me too...???
matthewdaddario: no no no I DONT APPROVE MIRANDA GET BACK HERE
unknown: wow what a dad
unknown:^ DADDYARIO!
mirandahill: lol see u in 2 weeks my dude @matthewdaddario
domsherwood: no no you're getting back here tomorrow????
mirandahill: @domsherwood *sigh* u right
unknown: why do they miss her so much?😆😂
emeraudetoubia: she's so gorgeous😩❤️😍
unknown:^ u are
mirandahill: @unknown I agree
unknown: OMF APQJABAMXNHDUDIS
harryshumjr: stay for as ever long as you'd like @mirandahill
matthewdaddario: @harryshumjr DONT ENCOURAGE THIS
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SORRY THIS CHAPTER IS SO BORING!!! I have so much school y'all you don't even know
AND THANK YOU SO SO MUCH FOR ALL THE LOVELY COMMENTS AND VOTES THEY MAKE MY HEART WARM
AND I ACTUALLY LOVE READING THEM!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️