Epic Jokes, Pick Up Lines and...

By EvelynSkittleburg

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Epic Jokes, Pick Up Lines and Comebacks Galore!
Keep Calm and......
Slap him hard!
He said She Said
Valentine slaps!
Pick your guy up!
One liners!
What 'ya say?
Hey Blondie!
Visit Walmart!
Haha Jokes
Haha Jokes!
Old McDonald...
*Ring* *Ring* Hello?
Sarcastic comments!
Naughty? *check*
Haha Jokes
Blam! Blam!
Who said English is easy?
Purple Dino
Creative homework excuses
Ways to say 'Your Fly Is Open'
Funny things to do in Class and School
Random things to do in an elevator
DON'T DO IT!
Funny quotes
Annoy the 'rents
Hey Patrick! It's Spongebob!!
Damn you Autocorrect!
Yo Momma jokes!!
Worst Slogan Translations!
10 Ways To Surviving High School
Oxymorons!
Dumbest Criminals!
911 What's Your Emergency?
Parking ticket
Dumbest labels EVUUUUR!
*world please swallow me whole!*
American humor
Gross Would you rather!
Another Laugh
Dumblewhore*
Laughter is the best medicine!
Kickass!
Random shizz and facts
That's my boy!
Mental ward
Forest Gump goes to heaven!

That's My Boy!

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By EvelynSkittleburg

Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says: "You know last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building-by the time you fall to the tenth floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the window."

The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar.

The 2nd Man says: "What are you a nut? There is no way that could happen."

1st Man: "No it’s true let me prove it to you." So he gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and careens to the street below. When he passes the tenth floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the tenth-floor window

and he takes the elevator back up to the bar.

The 2nd Man tells him: "You know I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one time fluke."

1st Man: "No, I’ll prove it again" and again he jumps and hurtles toward the street where the tenth-floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window. Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it.

2nd Man: "Well what the hell, it works, I’ll try it." he jumps over the balcony, plunges downward, passes the eleventh, tenth, ninth, eighth floors... and hits the sidewalk with a ‘splat.’

Back upstairs the Bartender turns to the other drinker: "You know, Superman, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk."

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