Disclaimer:- HOLY ARCEUS FUDGE ME!!!!!!! I FORGOT RED'S BIRTHDAY FML!!!!
OMFA HOW CAN I FORGET REDY-CHAN'S BIRTHDAY. FUDGE MY MEMORY.
*falls in a pit*
Angela: *watches her fall* Happy journey Mei-san
Dated: 11/8/17
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Me: RED!!!! OMG RED!!! WHERE'S RED?!?!
Ruby: Um... over there? *points to a corner*
Me: REDY-CHAN
Red: Yeah?
Me: FML HOW CAN YOU BE SO DENSE
Red: Oi!
Blue: The dense baka -_-
Red: I'm not dense!
Blue: Well, you're one of the San Baka (Three Idiots)
Red: And the other two are?
Blue: Platinum and Ruby. In being dense, you're senseis
Me: Red do you remember what it is today?
Red: *doesn't know* ...
Yellow: It's somebody's birthday. Can you guess who?
Red: Um... Green?
Pokéspe: *fall anime style*
Me: *face palm* HOW CAN YOU BE SO DENSE!!! IT'S YOUR OWN BIRTHDAY BAKA!!!
Red: WHAAAAAAAT?! ITS MY BIRTHDAY?!
Me: *slap mark on her nose* Yes it is! And what would you *blushes* like for your birthday?
Red: ...To be the hoooooosssssssstttttt~!!
Me: W.O.W
Yellow: Happy belated birthday, Red... •////////////////////////• *kisses his cheek*
Red: O///////////////O *kisses her back*
Yellow: KYAH! ×/////////////×
Me: *fans her with a hand fan* Are you okay?
Yellow: ×_×
Yuuki: Moshikashite.. (Wait)
If Red's in charge, it means...
Red: So tie up Haruka!
Haruka: WTF?!?!?! *runs*
Boys: GET HER *chase*
Me: NUUUUUUUU 😭!!!!!! LEAVE MEH ALONEEEEEEEEE
Crystal: Gold.
Gold: Roger! *gropes Haruka*
Me: Kyaaaah~Haaah~!! STOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!
Gold: *gropes harder*
Me: DAGYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH~!!!! *passes out*
Other girls: *gulp* Must've hurt
Red: Righto, now that Internet girl's outta the way, boys kiss someone of the same gender!!
Pokéspe boys: NOW YOU'RE NOT DENSE?!
Red: 😈
~pairs~
Ruby-Gold
Black-N (Black: WHAT THE ****?!)
Sun-X
Lack2-Hugh
Pearl-Diamond
Green-Silver
Green: Why do I have to kiss Tomato Head?
Silver: ...
Ruby and Gold: ANYONE BUT THIS BAKA!!!!
Me: Really Gold? Would you like to kiss Sapphire? Or Blaze?
Blaze: *jumps into the lake* BAI BAI! I'M OUTTA HEEEEEEEEERRRRREEEEE~~
Ruby: DID YOU SAY SAPPHIRE *protectively hugs Sapphire*
Sapphire: •/////////////•
Red: KISS~!
Boys: *are forced into the kiss*
~15 minutes later~
*In a room*
Boys: *puking into a bucket*
Red: As expected. Next dare!
I dare Ruby to meet his genderbent counterpart from a different anime
Ruby: FML
Red: Haruka
Me: Got it *gives him author powers*
Red: *uses author powers to poof Ruby Kurosawa here*
Ruby-chan: W-W-What is going on?!
Pokéspe Ruby: O_o?!
Pokéspe: O_O
Ruby-chan: *begins to cry* Where is Onee chan?! Where am I?!
Ruby: You... You...
Blue: Kyahhhhhh!!!! Look Ruby's got a tomato-headed genderbent counterpart!!
Silver: FML
Sapphire: BWAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ruby: -///////////////- Why isn't she like me? Why is she like Yellow?
Yellow: O///////////o
Me: Don't worry Ruby she's got a good sense of fashion
Ruby: WOOHOO! YOU COME HERE-- *gets hit by a bat thrown at his head by Red* OWWWWW RED SENPAI
Red: -_- *poofs Ruby Kurosawa away*
Me: Well this is what Ruby Kurosawa looks like:
Pokespe: O.o
Ruby: -///////////////- wtf
Red: Weeeeeeelllllllll next dare!
I dare Yellow to kiss Gold in front of Red
Red: FUUUUUUUUUUUU
Gold: *curse I can't type*
Gold: ARCEUS DAMN IT!!! *kisses Yellow then runs at top speed*
Yellow: o////////////o
Red: GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA BLADY FLIPPING MURDER YA!!!! *chases Gold with a katana*
Gold: KYAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Me: Looks like its gonna continue for an hour. Sayonara~!