Before I begin, here's a picture of my eyes, since I got 15+ comments on Friday.
It's been cloudy at my house, so my eyes have been changing colors throughout the weekend🤔
And now I would like to introduce a new little tidbit of mine called Chronicles of the High Lords (& Lady on occasion). Many of these I find, so not entirely mine.
Enjoy!
High Lords on a Roadtrip
Rhys & Helion: *Fighting in the front seats about who gets to drive*
Thesan: *Reading the map*
Tarquin: *Too polite to tell Thesan that he's reading the map upside down*
Kallias: *Listening to sad music & staring out the window*
Beron: *Strapped to the roof with his mouth duct-taped*
Tamlin: *Was left at a rest stop*
High Lords (& Lady) Taking a Test
Rhys: Studied all night, notes are color-coded; is going to ace it
Feyre: The one who knows the material but still looks at Rhys's answers when the teacher isn't paying attention
Kallias: The one who panics after reading the first question; sees other people using a calculator & wonders what they're using it for
Thesan: Probably fell asleep; got drool on the paper
Helion: The one who didn't study at all but somehow gets the highest score in the class
Tarquin: Says he's going to fail & ends up getting a 95%
Beron: Didn't show up to take the test; or he gets caught cheating & invalidates everyone's scores
Tamlin: Completed the test but forgot to put his name on it so the teacher threw it away & gave him a zero
High Lords as the Seven Dwarves
Rhys: Sleepy, because he's got a thing for beds. And lounging on them.
Helion: Happy, because he's always engaging in some sort of physical activity = endorphins = happiness.
Thesan: Doc, because he's got the powers every general practitioner wishes they had.
Kallias: Sneezy, because he probably gets colds all the time. Get it?
Tarquin: Bashful, because he's young & has the most to learn (but he's doing a good job, you go Tarquin).
Beron: Grumpy, because he a slime-sucking dingweed.
Tamlin: Dopey, because he can't do anything right ever.
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