Epic Jokes, Pick Up Lines and...

By EvelynSkittleburg

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Epic Jokes, Pick Up Lines and Comebacks Galore!
Keep Calm and......
Slap him hard!
He said She Said
Valentine slaps!
Pick your guy up!
One liners!
What 'ya say?
Hey Blondie!
Visit Walmart!
Haha Jokes
Haha Jokes!
Old McDonald...
*Ring* *Ring* Hello?
Sarcastic comments!
Naughty? *check*
Haha Jokes
Blam! Blam!
Who said English is easy?
Purple Dino
Creative homework excuses
Ways to say 'Your Fly Is Open'
Funny things to do in Class and School
Random things to do in an elevator
DON'T DO IT!
Funny quotes
Annoy the 'rents
Hey Patrick! It's Spongebob!!
Damn you Autocorrect!
Yo Momma jokes!!
Worst Slogan Translations!
10 Ways To Surviving High School
Oxymorons!
Dumbest Criminals!
911 What's Your Emergency?
Parking ticket
Dumbest labels EVUUUUR!
*world please swallow me whole!*
American humor
Gross Would you rather!
Another Laugh
Dumblewhore*
Laughter is the best medicine!
Kickass!
Random shizz and facts
That's my boy!
That's My Boy!
Forest Gump goes to heaven!

Mental ward

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By EvelynSkittleburg

*Mental ward alert*

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.

If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.

Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.

"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.

To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"

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