Death Note IMing

By SlightlyStrange

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The Death Note characters decided to chat online for some reason! More

Death Note IMing
Mello the Chocolate Whore, L is alive?
Death Note Rules
BB's mysterious appearance, There Are Starbucks in the Afterlife?
Near's Lonlieness, My frustration?
This is what comes out of writers block...enjoy
L's Cake and...Ballet Slippers?
All the Apples are...Gone?!
Poor BB
Beyond Tries to Help, Mello's an Idiot
THE FIGHT BETWEEN L AND LIGHT!
NEW CHARACTER!!! Light sweatdrops?
Duck races. XD
BB--THE STALKER
NEAR HAS A FANGIRL--Mello's still an ass xD (a sexy ass)
Mello's Pet Peeves; Beyond's New Name!
Anger Issues... >.<
HALLOWS EVE BITCHES (Halloween Special...kinda)
Mello's Sadness
Misa Returns, BBISMINE!
Light, You're a.......
Near likes Mells~
Author's Wise Words: Hey guess what? I ain't doing requests
BB Breaks Misa
The Great Fangirl, LxLight Forever?
Pets, Pets, Pets!!!

Near the Albino Sheep, Mello Makes an Ass Out of Himself in Front of L?

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By SlightlyStrange

A/N: So the title, I wanted to do the title like the title in Soul Eater…so that’s why it’s like that =) also, I’m kind of running out of ideas for conversations. So any suggestions (i.e. unicorns, rainbows, or pickles) and I’ll make a conversation about it! Thanks for reading! =) Please comment.

(GunsAndChocolate has made a conversation)

(sexybeast has joined the conversation)

(IamNumberOne has joined the conversation)

GunsAndChocolate: Get out you albino sheep.

IamNumberOne: I’m not albino

IamNumberOne: or a sheep.

GunsAndChocolate: Just go the hell away.

sexybeast: You’re both annoying! Near, just get out.

IamNumberOne: Don’t tell me what to do, three.

sexybeast: That’s cold, man.

GunsAndChocolate: Matt, what up with your screen name?

sexybeast: What? Is there something wrong with it?

GunsAndCocolate: I don’t know. You’d just think, since you play video games, it’s be Link or Mario or something like that.

sexybeast: Just because you’re screen name states what you like does not mean mine has to.

sexybeast: It states what I am.

IamNumberOne: *awkward silence*

GunsAndChocolate: Shut up, Near!

IamNumberOne: Make me, two.

GunsAndChocolate: I will hunt you down and murder you.

sexybeast: Bounty hunter style!

GunsAndChocolate: Not the time, Matt.

sexybeast: ……

sexybeast: Just seemed like it.

(IceCreamAndCake has joined the conversation)

(NotKira has joined the conversation)

IamNumberOne: L!

IceCreamAndCake: Hello Near.

GunsAndChocolate: Have you decided which one us succeeds you yet?

IceCreamAndCake: Nope.

sexybeast: Why’d you and Kira join at the same time?

NotKira: I am not Kira.

IceCreamAndCake: We are handcuffed.

GunsAndChocolate: ……

IamNumberOne: ……

sexybeast: ……

IceCreamAndCake: For investigation purposes only.

IamNumberOne: Ah, I see. Very clever.

GunsAndChocolate: Surrre.

sexybeast: ……

NotKira: Stop taking everything wrong.

GunsAndChocolate: Oh, come on Light. You know you like it.

NotKira: I do not! Shut up!

sexybeast:  You like it, deep down.

NotKira: Yeah, deep deep deep deeeeep down.

sexybeast: He admits it!

NotKira: That was sarcasm!

IceCreamAndCake: Stop bickering. You’re acting like idiots.

GunsAndChocolate: Sorry L.

IamNumberOne: My deepest apologies for their idiocy, L.

sexybeast: Suck up.

IamNumberOne: Am not!

sexybeast: Pedophile.

(IamNumberOne has left the conversation)

NotKira: Where’d he go?

sexybeast: probably to go cry in a corner.

GunsAndChocolate: LOL

IceCreamAndCake: What does LOL mean?

GunsAndChocolate: Laugh out loud.

IceCreamAndCake: Oh.

NotKira: You didn’t know that, Ryuzaki?

IceCreamAndCake: Obviously not.

(Apples has joined the conversation)

Apples: Hey Light!

NotKira: Go away.

Apples: Aw, why are you being mean to your FRIEND?

IceCreamAndCake: Why’d he capitalize friend?

NotKira: No idea. No clue. None at all.

Apples: hehe…

NotKira: I’ll give you apples if you go away.

(Apples has left the conversation)

NotKira: *sigh*

IceCreamAndCake: ……

IceCreamAndCake: 82%

NotKira: Shut up.

GunsAndChocolate: Kick his ass L!

IceCreamAndCake: No need for violence, Mello.

NotKira: Yeah, Mello.

NotKira: not nice.

(GunsAndChocolate has left the conversation)

sexybeast: Aw great, you pissed him off.

NotKira: Where’d he go?

sexybeast: Probably to rip someone’s head off.

NotKira: Why is he so mad?

sexybeast: Because he mad an ass out of himself in front of L.

sexybeast: Nosey much, Kira?

(sexybeast has left the conversation)

NotKira: I am not Kira!

IceCreamAndCake: Now just us two.

NotKira: This is pointless.

IceCreamAndCake: What is?

NotKira: This conversation.

IceCreamAndCake: How so?

NotKira: Because I’m looking right at you!

IceCreamAndCake: That’s a bit creepy.

NotKira: It’s not my fault I’m handcuffed to you!

IceCreamAndCake: *sticks out tongue*

NotKira: I can see you sticking your tongue out at me.

IceCreamAndCake: You’re no fun.

NotKira: This is stupid. I’m leaving.

(NotKira has left the conversation)

IceCreamAndCake: Aww, no fun. Ooooh cake!

(IceCreamAndCake has left the conversation)

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