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quotes from the amazing show brooklyn nine nine - All rights to the creators of the show HIGHEST RANKINGS #2... More

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S1E1 'Pilot'
S1E2 'The Tagger'
S1E3 'The Slump'
S1E4 'M.E. Time'
S1E5 'The Vulture'
S1E6 'Halloween'
S1E7 '48 Hours'
S1E8 'Old School'
S1E9 'Sal's Pizza'
S1E11 'Christmas'
S1E12 'Pontiac Bandit'
S1E13 'The Bet'
S1E14 'The Ebony Falcon'
S1E15 'Operation Broken Feather'
S1E16 'The Party'
S1E17 'Full Boyle'
S1E18 'The Apartment'
S1E19 'Tactical Village'
S1E20 'Fancy Brudgom'
S1E21 'Unsolvable'
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S1E22 'Charges and Specs'
S2E1 'Undercover'
S2E2 'Chocolate Milk'
S2E3 'The Jimmy Jab Games'
S2E4 'Halloween II'
S2E5 'The Mole'
S2E6 'Jake and Sophia'
S2E7 'Lockdown'
update
S2E8 'USPIS'
S2E9 'The Road Trip'
update
S2E10 'The Pontiac Bandit Returns'
S2E11 'Stakeout'
S2E12 'Beach House'
S2E13 'Payback'
update
S2E14 'Defense Rests'
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S2E15 'Windbreaker City'
S2E16 'Wednesday Incident'
S2E17 'Boyle-Linetti Wedding'
S2E18 'Captain Peralta'
S2E19 'Sabotage'
S2E20 'AC/DC'
S2E21 'Det Dave Majors
S2E22 'The Chopper'
S2E23 'Johnny and Dora'
S3E1 'New Captain'
S3E2 'The Funeral'
S3E3 'Boyle's Huntch'
S3E4 'The Oolong Slayer'
S3E5 'Halloween III'
S3E6 'Into The Woods'
S3E7 'The Mattress'
S3E8 'Ava'
S3E9 'The Swedes'
S3E10 'Yippie Kayak'
S3E11 'Hostage Situation'
S3E12 '9 Days'
S3E13 'The Cruise'
S3E14 'Karen Peralta'
S3E15 'The 9-8'
S3E16 'House Mouses'
S3E17 'Adrian Pimento'
S3E18 'Cheddar'
S3E19 'Terry Kitties'
S3E20 'Paranoia
S3E21: 'Maximum Security'
S3E22 "Bureau"
S3E23 "Greg and Larry"
S4E1 'Coral Palms Pt. 1'
S4E2 'Coral Palms Pt. 2'
S4E3 'Coral Palms Pt. 3'
S4E4 'The Night Shift'

S1E10 'Thanksgiving'

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Amy invites the whole precinct over for Thanksgiving dinner at her apartment, but her plans go awry when Jake leaves with the Captain to catch a suspect.


Amy: Rosa is even wearing her formal leather jacket.

Rosa: It's the one without any blood on it.


Amy: Hitchcock, why do you have your shirt off?

Hitchcock: Can't spill food on your shirt if you're not wearing one.


Captain Holt: Can I help you, Santiago?

Amy: Oh, captain. I didn't expect to see you there.

Captain Holt: In my office?


Gina: Wait, are you only hosting dinner because you want to suck up to Holt? Not cool. This was supposed to be abut friendship.

Amy: You said the only reason you were coming was to see whether my apartment was the reason I'm single or it was my personality, like you suspected.

Gina: Yeah, but that was before I knew I could get up on this high horse.


Jake: Hey there, criminal. It's me, Johnny Law.


Jake: I am thankful that Thanksgiving only comes once a year. People stuff themselves. And then at midnight, they run to appliance stores and trample each other to death. It's a garbage holiday. (Sobs) I'm sorry, I just get emotional when I talk about how bogus Thanksgiving is.




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