Dear Diary:
I am done with everything and everyone-
Today we woke up SUPER EARLY (we stayed at a hotel like duh)
Denmark: pACK YOUR CRAP WE'RE LEAVING
Me: But we don't have a car
Norway: That's right....
Finland: ........
Denmark: ....... I know somebody
Norway: ...................... oH NO
Finland: OMG
Sweden: NOOO
Me: ?
Denmark: yESSSS
And he pushed all our shit down the stairs and onto the sidewalk
Me: >:v Where's the ca-
And then a big ass car appeared outta nowhere. I was like "Hm, who could be driving this?" but then the door opened and I was like "omg plz no"
Denmark: HAIIIIIIII
America: HEY DUDES
Finland: :D HOI
Sweden: ........
Norway: ........... Hoi
Me: ........
So we got in (more like we were forced to get in) and we started heading towards wherever the fuck we had to go. I forgot what the city was called.
Denmark: ......... You have any music?
America: Sure do!
Me: You still listen to Disney music?
America: Nah. Got over it
Me: Phe-
America: nOW I'M INTO STEVEN UNIVERSE
AND HE TURNED ON THE MUSIC
Music: TAKE A MOMENT TO THINK OF JUST.... FLEXIBILITY, LOVE AND TRUST-
Denmark: :D
Norway: ಠ_ಠ
Sweden: .____.
Finland: \_(ツ)_/¯
Me: -_-
Norway: HOW ABOUT WE SING A SONG INSTEAD OF LISTENING TO YOUR SHIT MAGIC ROCK MUSIC?
America: Good idea! Anyone has a song?
Finland: ........... someBODY ONCE TOLD ME-
And that's why we didn't speak a word until we drove by a 7/11
Norway: I'm thirsty
America: We can get a smoothie or something-
Norway: Coffee
Everyone: .....
America: ....... I'll ask-
So he got down and we waited in the car
Denmark: ...... I have a game we could play
Finland: Ok
Norway: No
Me: No
Sweden: No
Denmark: I'll give you two options and you guys will choose which one you prefer. I'll start. Would you rather.....die...or run out of air?
Everyone: ............ >_>
Finland: .... My turn! Would you rather have a square dildo, or-
Norway: FINLAND THERE ARE KIDS HERE
Me: EXCUSE YOU-
Sweden: Would you rather wear a skirt or a dress?
Denmark: Skirt. Dresses make me look fat :(
Norway: When did you wear a dress?
Denmark: ....... I told you to never leave me home alone
Finland: I'd wear a dress! They make me feel pretty ^^
Norway: Would you rather take a bath or a shower?
Me: Shower. If you take a bath you just sit in your own dirt
Norway: ...... I feel dirty
Denmark: Would you rather marry me or Sweden?
Norway: I would rather die
Denmark: :(
Sweden: I would marry myself
Finland: What a difficult question-
Sweden: !!!!!
Finland: AHHHH I MEAN YOU OF COURSE!!
America: Hey, guys. Bad luck. There's no coffee. I brought y'all some smoothies-
Norway: DISAPPOINTED
So we started driving again
Norway: ......
Denmark: ......
America: ....
Sweden: .....
Me: .....
Finland: ...... Would you rather have a cactus shoved up your ass-
Norway: Let's play the quiet game
So we played the quiet game until we got to the Canadian border
I was expecting more maple to be honest
So we drove
And drove
And drove
Stopped at a Tim Hortons
And drove
aNd DROVE
AND I GOT TIRED AND FELL ASLEEP BUT THEN I REMEMBERED NORWAY WAS NEXT TO ME AND I WOKE UP TO HIM CUDDLING MY JACKET LIKE "MMMM MY YOU'RE SO WARM" AND I SCREAMED AND EVERYONE SCREAMED AND AMERICA ALMOST RAN OVER A MOOSE AND WE STARTED SPINNING IN CIRCLES ALL SCREAMING AND WE FELL OFF A SMALL HILL AND ROLLED AND SWEDEN FLEW OUT THE WINDOW AND WE ENDED UP IN A SMALL RIVER AND IT WAS COLD SO WE HAD TO GET OUT AND SWIM BACK TO LAND AND DRAG THE CAR OUT
And there was a hotel a block away so we checked in and now we're all okay
Canada is dangerous omg
So the meeting is tomorrow
NNNNNNNNYES
I'm gonna get some sleep, I'm exhausted
-Iceland