Dear Diary:
Weeeelp
I woke up with a squirrel in my pants
Nature: 1 - Iceland: 0
Other than that, I slept pretty well
I can't say the same about Hong Kong though
He was my mattress and he did a nice job at it
After we all woke up (Norway and Finland were in a shitty mood) we just sorta sat there wondering what to do next
First, Sweden was like
Sweden: We need to find the nearest Ikea
But Denmark said
Denmark: -HOW ABOUT WE ALL LIVE HERE FOREVER
Prussia: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA
Finland: STOP SCREAMING, YOU SHITHEADS! I GOT A HEADACHE
Norway: HOW ABOUT YOU ALL JUST DIE??
And I was like
Me: Well... we can just walk
HK: I don't think we're that far
And everyone agreed because Finland was starting to get aggressive
So we walked
And walked
And walked
For a long time
Until...
Nothing happened
We just kept on walking
Then, Norway was all like
Norway: What time is it??
So Hong Kong checked his phone... and started running
Everyone was like "boi" but then I checked my phone and started running too
Because there was a strong WiFi signal nearby
We all ran and then suddenly, we saw a house
Sweden looked VERY uncomfortable but Finland was all like
Finland: HEY, I USED TO SMOKE POT HERE
Finland is a very strange person
He knocked on the door a few million times until somebody answered...
It was stupid Estonia
I hate Estonia. Did I ever mention that?
He said
Estonia: hE Y THE RE WELCOME TO MAH HOUSE
We were all like "UGH" but Finland was like "lol ok" and just walked in so we had to follow
It was SO AWKWARD
THEY WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF A BALTIC REUNION OF SOME SORT
THEY WERE ALL STARING AT US
THE CRIIIINGE
Estonia said
Estonia: Since your car crashed and all, you can stay here for as long as you need ^^
Denmark: How did you know that? We never told you
Estonia: .....
It's confirmed
Estonia is illuminati
So we sorta sat down... they canceled the reunion because it was too awkward
Yay
And then the power went off
Everyone blamed Norway's negative vibes but I know that's not true
Norway's bad mood at low power can be used to destroy buildings
At full potential, it destroys entire countries
It could of been Finland though...
Anyways, we sorta just sat there like retards looking at each other
I got so bored that I actually socialized with Lithuania and his weird friend. Hong Kong also interacted a bit with them... just nodding whenever they talked. Poor bab
Eventually, we all got hungry as fuck
Denmark was like
Denmark: I'M HUNGRY AS FUCK
And Estonia was like
Estonia: We don't have food
And in chorus, we all screamed "FFFFUUUUCK"
But I had licorice in my backpack... and Norway knew...
So he was like "we can share some of Iceland's licorice"
BUT I SAID "HEEEEEEEEEEELL NO"
And they started chasing me around the house
Hong Kong eventually tackled me (he knows karate or some shit like that so it hurt even more because he did it professionally) and stole my licorice and shared it
I punched him
He said
HK: SORRY BUT I'M HUNGRY
Me: DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN UNLESS YOU WANNA SEE JESUS
Later, we all got hungry again
Denmark then said
Denmark: We should hunt for food! Some goat or something
Sealand: OH NO
Estonia: That sounds like a great idea! And we have the best hunter ever with us
Finland: That's right! It's-
Prussia: ME!
Finland: ..... HAHAHA LOL NOPE! IT'S ME
Prussia: I AM THE BEST- AWESOMEST HUNTER EVER
Finland: NO, I AM
Prussia: LET'S SETTLE IT OUTSIDE
So they all left... except me and a few more
Hong Kong stayed with me because he's loYAL. HE'S LOYAL AS FUCK
I'M NOT RUBBING HIM IN YOUR FACE OR ANYTHING BUT HE'S L O Y A L
And Lithuania stayed too because "He doesn't want to see people hunting his food" and his friend who's name I fail to remember also stayed because he's "loyal"
Not more than my dude but (COUGH) whatever
A while after they left, we started talking again...
Lithuania is very boring
So is his friend-
GODDAMMIT I JUST REMEMBERED HIS NAME
Poland is interesting enough... at least more than Lithuania
I was so frigging bored
So Hong Kong was like
HK: How about we play Pokémon Go or something??
And we all said yes
I was so excited but then, I realized that Hong Kong, Poland and Lithuania were all team Mystic
And I'm in team Instinct
It's hate everything
We played for a while... there weren't any fucking Pokémon
Lithuania tripped and fell on top of Poland
That was a lie
Me and Hong Kong pushed him on top of Poland
Because we both agreed that they needed to be together
Poland was like "AKFBAKDBX"
And Lithuania screeched
No gay things happened but maybe someday they will
Oh well
_____
The guys came back after a while with two deer
Dead deer
Poor Sealand
Everyone was commenting on how amazing Finland's hunting skills were
Prussia was very sad
We ate deer
And then the power came back on
Latvia was gonna fix our car
Yes
I did not mistaken his name
He actually built a whole railroad before so he has pretty awesome skills
...
Yup
We have to stay over though....
Until tomorrow
So if I survive, I'll write again tomorrow
-Help me
The weird chapter will be published tomorrow
If you see a typo, please know that I read this shit 2 times and tried to fix it all
I always do
So if you ever see a typo in ANY chapter or a missing word, you already know who it was