Booperdooper: HI
THEBOSS: hello
Booperdooper: its nearly valentines day
THEBOSS: yep, sadly
Booperdooper: do u have anyone special in ur life?
THEBOSS: nope! #foreveralone
Booperdooper: aww
THEBOSS: wat about u?
THEBOSS: any special person in ur life? ;-)
Booperdooper: nah
Booperdooper: my girlfriend actually broke up with me yesterday
THEBOSS: aww, I'm sorry
Booperdooper: meh, she was a bit of a bitch anyway
THEBOSS: yeah?
Booperdooper: yeah. She was the type with long bleached hair, clear skin and straight A's
BooperDooper: she also cheated on me
THEBOSS: ohhhhh
THEBOSS: that doesn't sound nice
THEBOSS: but ur probably better off without her
BooperDooper: yeah, probably
THEBOSS: if it makes u feel any better, when I first went on a date, I accidentally cut off some of his hair
THEBOSS: stepped on his foot five times
THEBOSS: jokingly pushed him
THEBOSS: and he fell into dog poo
BooperDooper: strangely that does make me feel better
THEBOSS: afterwards he chased me trying to give me a hug
BooperDooper: did he get to?
THEBOSS: yeah, we ended up with shit all over our clothes
THEBOSS: we're friends now though
THEBOSS: but he goes to a different school ;-;
BooperDooper: sounds like u r very romantic
THEBOSS: INDEED I AM
THEBOSS: DO U DOUBT MY EXPERTISE IN THE AREA OF FLOWERS
THEBOSS: AND CHOCOLATES
THEBOSS: AND CANDLELIT DINNERS
BooperDooper: yes
THEBOSS: good
THEBOSS: then it won't take u by surprise when I say
THEBOSS: that on my second ever date, I dropped a cake on their head
BooperDooper: I take it all back, u sound very romantic
THEBOSS: I know
THEBOSS: people r shocked by my amazing romanticness
BooperDooper: how strange, I wudn't have expected anything but
THEBOSS: :P
BooperDooper: :)
THEBOSS: DAMN U YA WINDOW
BooperDooper: window?
THEBOSS: yeah, I just ran into a window
BooperDooper: ehm...
THEBOSS: I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING
THEBOSS: IT WAS SEE THROUGH
BooperDooper: as r most windows
THEBOSS: :P
BooperDooper: anywag, I have to go
THEBOSS: where?
THEBOSS: (I'm playing the role of stalker ex girlfriend, don't blow my cover)
BooperDooper: I'm going to hug a window
THEBOSS: NOT A WINDOW
BooperDooper: YES, A WINDOW
THEBOSS: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
THEBOSS: BUT NO, U GO HUG A WINDOW, MY ENEMY
BooperDooper: the window is my friend
THEBOSS: D:<
BooperDooper: :D
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