The Bad Boys Weird Girl

By daeshasmith

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Being the weird girl or crazy girl is fun but when the bad boy is on your case and is wanting you it is more... More

The Bad Boys Weird Girl
Meeting Him
Meeting HIM
The Game
Do I make you nervous? Never.
Oops
Won't Ever Get This Ass
fuck that
ii
Leave Me Alone Unless You Give Me Food
Whyyyyy Me?
Sleep is Wonderful!
Husband
The Plan
Silly
Killing him? No just revenge like a mutherfucker!
Thinking takes a lot of work
Ooo....Date or No
Water Play
~I can kill him with kindness~
~ Is like telling a volcano to not erupt and blow out lava~
~ A life or death mission~
~ Hunger Games is boss so move over fat asses!~
~ Stop flirting and let's go!~
~The devil will be smiling like a maniac while smoking a cigarette!~
~ Play him like a guitar~
~ I will never get to hit him on the head with a huge hammer, but one can wish.~
~Wanna hear a poem about bugs? If it flys it should die!~
~ A straight guy would turn gay at the sound of his voice~
~You'll kill me then put my body in a lake nobody ever looks in a lake~
I'm sounding more like a girl. Next I will be asking do I look okay in my jeans
~"Me, Voodoo Man." I said quoting Parental Guidance.~
~My parents have money but there to damn cheap to turn up the thermostat~
~Why am I dressed like a hooker that needs fashion advice?~
~Will you be my girlfriend?~
~My middle name and I think I live up to that middle name very well~
~Turned off his regular self switch and put it into maximum dickhead mode~
~ They can't fool this chick! I invented the saying 'bounding time'~.
~Oooh! Get the popcorn ready things are getting back to normal! I guess it is?~
~I am invisible. I am green as the bushes, clear as water so she cant see me~
~You ain't getting any face battling later~
~My boyfriend is jealous of chocolate. I would be too if I was in his shoes~
~Am I falling for the Bad Boy?~
~Cheater,Cheater where you meet her?~
~Here is the five stages of break up at there finest. ~
~It might be over but the story isn't done just yet!~
Epilogue
GO READ IT

What if he was a dragon?

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By daeshasmith

~ Good partner parties create a temporary youthfulness~

~ Anonymous

"Put me down you poopy head!" I slapped his back some more. I finally give up on trying to get him to put me down.

"Xander. Look a puppy! Can you get me a puppy? Chester will have another friend! Go get me that puppy!" I hope he goes and gets me a puppy. Better yet a pet dragon for he can burn him to a crisps.

"I'm not getting you a puppy." Xander spoke to me. I yanked at his soft black hair and didn't let go  until he gave out a girlish scream.

"Now give me a chocolate bar." I demanded him. I ran my fingers through his hair and sighed softly like a fan girl.

"Your hair is soft. What do you use? I need it for my hair." I just now figured out he's ignoring me. I swung my feet back and forth nailing him in the stomach. "Xander my tummy is hungry. Feed me!"

The only thing I got back was silence. Silence and I aren't the bestest of friends. So I continue to talk my mouth off.

Talking is the only way to get on people nervous sometimes. *wink, wink*

"Have you ever heard of You Me At Six? There amazing! Have you ate cookies? Probably not because you don't know what happiness is."

Xander has not ate a cookie because he doesn't know what pure happiness is. GET HIM A COOKIE NOW!

"Shut up! Your fucking annoying! Can't you shut up for a minute?" Xander yelled at me. I giggled a little at his yelling. Xander was practically blowing out smoke which made my giggles turn into laughs.

What if he is a dragon? Oh my cookies! I'll  already have a dragon then!

"Do you like reading? If not what are you doing with your life?" I continued on not really caring what he said. Xander dropped me on the ground in one quick movement.

"Aww! Your tired of me already? What a shame I was having so much fun." I put my lips into a pouting look. I twirled around smiling like I'm high on something. I stop to see a frowing Xander which only made my smile grow larger.

"Get in the car." I shook my head at those words and continued to act like a dumb ass. 

Your gonna fall. It's gonna be hilarious, because you tripped on air.

"I can't get in." I spoke to him. I shut my eyes and stuck my tongue out at him. I push my tickling hair behind my ears.

"Why not?" Xander's voice was tired and I know why because handling me is like handling twenty kids. I sigh and walk towards the door not putting up a fight against Xander and then I shut the door.

"Thank you, Zeus. I was about to put a bullet throw my head." I heard Xander say outside through the shut door.

I just sighed softly and closed my eyes and pressed my head against the cool window.

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

~Daesha

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