~IS's POV~
YO! FRANKIE! :D GET YOUR ASS OFF THE TOILET! WE GATTA CLOSE UP! "B-but my toilet! IT NEEDS ME!!" Psh! -_- I'm sure it needs a break from seeing your ass all day long! ;D "Obama is NOT tired of seeing my ass! It's his favorite sight of the day! xD" ...Obama? "Yeah I named my toilet Obama." Why? 0_o "Because He's Full of Crap! :3" HAHA! OH YOU HAVE SOME FINE NAMING SKILLS! :D "YEAH! OBAMA TIME!" *pulls down pants* GET YOUR DAMN PANTS ON! xD We have to lock up now. "Awe okay.....I'LL MISS YOU OBAMA!!" "DON'T WORRY BABY, I'LL SIT ON YOU FIRST THING TOMORROW!" Haha lets go lover boy! "Are you accusing me of having gay relationships with my toilet?" *le gasp* ...Yes. Now come on! :D
~CLOSES STORE~
Hey Frank!? :D "What?" What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? "Hmm?" WIPE HIS BUTT! xD "...OH HAHAHA MY GOD MAN HAAH! :'D" .."Hey IS!? ;D" Yes Frankie? :D "After every question I ask you, you say ketchup and rubber buns okay!" Sure. "Alright, what did you buy at the store?" Ketchup and Rubber Buns. "What did you have for dinner?" Ketchup and Rubber Buns. "What do you do when an old lady crosses the street?" Ketchup and Rubber Bun--HEY! >:D "HHAHAHA OH YOU DIRTY BOY YOU! ;D" Psh! At least I don't have an affair with my toilet seat! "Would you like to? ;D" Uh....."OBAMAS MINE!! YOU GET YOUR DIRTY MIND OFF HIM!" Only if you get your dirty ASS of him >:] " :o YOU .....CHILD MOLESTER! D:" Haha :D Well anyways-- "MOTHER FUCK!! HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TODAY!?" What the hell was that? o_o "Not sure...it came from across the street though..LETS GO INVESTIGATE! :D"
~Jenny's POV~
So Chloe, Oatmeil, and I were just happily frolicing towards the local comic book shop when BAM! ~Rapist Time!~ This random guy poped out of nowhere and put a gun to my head. "Hey Gimmie All Your Money Bitch!".....WELL HI! :D "MONEY!" Hmph! Hmph! Sorry to burst your rapist bubble, but were fucking drunk! ...I mean poor xD "Don't lie to me!! NOW HAND OVER THE MONEY!" "MOTHER FUCK!! HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TODAY!?" Haha this hapened already Oatmeil? ;D "Yeah don't you guys remembe---nevermind -_-" ....HAHAAHAH AWE! OATMEIL GOT ROBBED! :D " 'HAHA' Now your getting robbed bitch! xD" It's not robbed if you don't have any shoes on! "wait what!?" *looks down at feet* ....*realizes I still have shoes on* LOL U MAD BRO!? ;D "HEY!! WOULD YOU TWO SHUTUP AND GIVE ME YOUR MONEY ALREADY!?" ....*turns around* Hey bro....you have something on your face... "Oh uh, really?" Yeah here let me get that for you *BAM!* ahahha fucker! xD "AWH! YOU BITCH!" *holds bloody nose* HaHA! AND THAT'S WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU LET YOUR HEART WIN! WOAH OH WOAH OH WOAH! XD After I was done with my little chorus, I looked across the street to see two men laughing their asses off at our little preformance. HELLO! :D "Oh uh, Hi! :D" I'm Jenny, what would your buttcheeks be called? *smirk* "My name is IS and this is Frank." The man known as IS (badass name btw ^_^) pointed next to him to reveal a shorter guy covered in tattoos who was eating a twinkie....HOLD UP!? Twinkies you say!? ;D *runs across street and jumps Frank* YEAH WOO! TWINKIE TIME! XD "Hey my twinkie!! D:<" We then speant the next 10 miniutes running around the street with a twinkie while are beloved friends just stood there waiting for us to be hit by a bus full of Jews. Well after a while longer, the great twinkie chase ended like this: "SAY UNCLE! >:D" AUNT!! WOLOLO Now get off me, your heavy like a fat woman craving pudding! " :o TSK TSK! I'm only 120 pounds!" In what, BABIES? >:D "Wait what..." *rolls away* HAHA VICTORY! XD *eats twinkie* " NOOOO!! FLUFFY!! Eh, whatever I founf that Twinkie on the street anyways...." YEAH STREET TWINKIE! :D "Haha you two are disgusting!" "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! >:D" *sticks out tongue* YEAH! :D "Haha, so whats your guys names?" I be Jenny, That's Chloe, and that's OATMEIL! :D "Oatmeil? o_O" "My names Ameil but psycho over there calls me Oateil." IM GOING TO POUR OATMEIL DOWN YOUR PANTS! >:D "Oh god....not again!?" *chok*" HAH-AGAIN!?" "Yeah...lets just say.....never leave Jenny alone in a room with axis to underware, a microwave and oatmeil...*shudders* it wont lok good in the morning" " ..good to know... o_o" "Well anyways, where do you guys live?" STALKER MC STALKER FACE!! >:D "PSH! not like that you disturbing little girl! xD I mean, I wanna know if we live close by or anything like that.." :) Heh. Well we actually don't have a home.... "Wait don't have a home!? So you guys are living on the street?" Psh! no we have been hiding out in Starbuck's and shit lately. "Huh, well not anymore; now your going to live with IS and I....WELCOME TO THE FAMILY! :D" LOL YOU TWO LIVE TOGETHER!? ;D *wink wink* "Heck Yeah! We share beds and everything!" "FRANK SHUTUP! XD" Hhaa okay fine by me....how about you guys? "PSH! FUCK YES!" "Hha okay it's settled then." After Frank got up and walked back to where IS was, Chloe, Oatmeil, and I all gawped at Franks ass. Sounds pretty perverted I know but MAN! His buttcheeks could rule the world! "DAMN LOOK AT THAT ASS! :D" Haha Chloe shutup! :D *hits arm* Well that LOVELY comment had caused Frank to turn around and grab his ass dramitically. "You ladies like? ;D" "Psh! I don't know what your talking about! ;D" Yeah! It wasn't us it was...HIm! :D *points behind me at a random man* All four of us looked behind me at the same time to see, WELL I'LL BE ATTACKED WITH A RABID TURKEY! :D Look! It's that pedophile fromearlier who tried to rob us! :D "UGH! IT'S YOU AGAIN!" HOW'S YOUR FACE? :D "EHH!!" *holds nose and runs away* Hahaha dimtwat xD *scoff* "Heh, well come on guys, lets go home! :D"
~Frank's POV~
On the way back to our crappy litte appartments, all five of us all joined arms and started skipping down the stret singing Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles....we must have looked like a bunch of High retards but FUCK THE POLICE! XD It was fun! xD Well were here! :D "This is where you guys live?" Yupp! "Haha it kinda looks WORSE than the street but y'know a shitty home is still a home! :D" -_- tooshay! Well, this is the floor IS lives on, I live upstairs. "Oh so you DON'T live together....Huh." "Well we don't really wanna intrude so-- No it's fine really! We can all stay at my place tonight and figure out living arrangments tomorrow? "Sure, thanks :D" "Yeah, that's fine. Just let me grab my PJ's and shit and then we can go." Alright.
~IS's POV~
Staying at Franks tonight huh? Well this should be fun! ;D Chloe, Jenny, Ameil and I all agreed that once our dear little Frankie falls asleep, we would attack him with glue, markers, and glitter.... HE'LL LOOK SO PRETTY! :D So guys, what kind of music do you li--OOF! "haha WOO! BEATING PILLOW!! :D" " Beating Pillow!? ....LEST FILL IT WITH LOBSTERS!! :D" NOOO! D: MY PILLOW! *takes pillow and hits all three of them across the face with it* And that...was how our mega epic pillow fight started. "YOUR GOING DOWN IS! >:D" Actually were in an elevator going up so your argument in invalid--OOF! HEY! "hahahah! :'D" :O THAT'S IT MISSY! >:D *tackles Jenny in elevator causing everyone to fall over* Everyone errupted in a fit of laughter and when the elevator stopped at the second floor, we were all crying and rolling around like a pack of buffalos with rabies. This right here, is the greatest group of friends you could ever have! :D "HAHAHA Okay, Okay! Come on guys lets get to my appartment before we explode." Erh okay. :3 Since we were all rolling around like wild in that tiny elevator, we all had messy hair and wrinkly clothes so if you didn't know any better you would think we all just had a major fivesome......so when we finally got out of the elevator to reveal a bunch of impatient old people, we all let out loud wolf whistles and grunts causing gasps and snarls come from the old people which just made us all lugh even harder ;D Haha were goign to get kicked out one day....
When we finally reached Franks appartment he told us to wait while he cleans up a little but just about 2 miniutes after he went in the room, he ran out screaming like a bitchy little girl on her period. "AAAAAHHH! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" By now we were all pissing ourselves laughing at Franks manly outburst. Hhaah everything okay Frank? :'D "There is a fucking ARMY of spiders in my room right now!" "You can barely walk one step without touching one!" "EEEEHHHHH!" *shudders* Oh come on Frank your just being over dramiti---OH MY GOD HE'S RIGHT!! D: Frank and I both ran down the hall screaming like little fairy men while Chloe, Ameil, and Jenny were all turning bright red and gasping for air because they were laughing so hard. "HAHAHA! YOU GUYS HAHA! ARE A BUNCH OF SISSY LA LA'S! HAHAHAHA!" "Fuck You!" "My biggest fear in the entire world is spiders and I'm sure as hell not sleeping in there untill all of them are burning with a great firey passion!" "Hahah okay, okay! I guess we'll have to sleep in IS's appartment tonight." Haha okay! But I warn you, my appartment is possibly the crapiest crap whole you have ever seen. "Psh! Oh please! I saw the toilet at your guy's comic book shop before and trust me! Not a pretty sight!" -_- "HEY! OBAMA IS SEXY! SHUTUP!" D:< HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! "Oh, well lets go then!" :)
5 Miniutes later....
"OH GOD THIS PLACE IS CRAPPY!" WHAT!?! I TOLD YOU! >:D *victory dance* *rolls eyes and slaps IS with pillow again* "Shut Your Face! xD" Ouch! *pouts and rubs arm* Heh, well I only one bed because this place is shitier beyond belief, so....unless you wanna share a bed with me, you'll have to sleep on the floor. "I'll share the bed with you IS ;)" FRANK YOUR SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR! >:D "Awe... D:" "Fine Then!" "I'll just sleep with our new friends!" *sticks out tongue* *evil smirks* "What?....." o_O "Oh nothing!" "I just suggest that you sleep with your face compleetly covered is all xD" ..."You Wouldn't!" "Try Me! >:D" "D:" Haha, well this will be fun to see....well anyways, here are some pillows and I only have two extra blankets so some of you have to share. *wink wink* "....Well sharing is Careing, but Spooning is Illegal in the states of Kentucky, Florida, and my pants xD""Haha WELL THEN! I guess sleeping naked isn't an option!" "BOY!" *winks* '-_-' Hehe--Oh! I forgot to tell you guys somehing! Uh, what time is it? "10:28" "Why?" Oh y'know..because in about 2 miniutes I'm going to die. xD "WHAT!?" Haha well this is going to sound crazy but I was cursed by this demon man and now I die everyday at 10:30 and wake up perfectly normal the next day at 6 am. ......"Seems Legit!" "PSH! Yeah Right! Proove it!" I'm about to prove it in 20,19,18,17 "Wait how do you die?" 16,15,14 "LIER! YOUR A LIER! XD" 13,12,11,10,9 "Hahah can I shoot you in the foot!?" 8,7,6,5,4 *pulls out a hammer* 3,2,1 GOODBYE! :D *has a heart attack and dies* The last thing I heard that night was 'HOLY SHIT HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH!' Heheh, sucker! xD Oh but Dangit! Now i'm perfectly vunerable for Frank to draw on my face or shuve ice down my pants. Shit. -_-
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~Frank's POV~
Hahah Well by now, Ameil and Chloe were fraking out and Jenny, well Jenny had pulled out a marker and started drawing ' I WAS HERE' on IS's face....HEY I WANT SOME REVENGE TOO! :D So we all decided to take complete advantage of this moment and fuck up IS's dead body. Fun! :D
Chloe had covered IS is Olive Oil then dumped a whole bunch of glitter on him so he looked like Edward Culen, Ameil had drawn a disturbing dinosaur licking a tree all over IS's arm,Jenny had taken IS's pants and somehow put them in the toaster, and Me, well I painted his nails hot pink, put a whole bunch of makeup on him, and braded his hair on top of his head. So tight now, My friend IS looks like a hybrid between a mega gay guy and a sparkly bitch! :D ....REVENGE IS SEXY! xDD Hahah oh ladies, we did a good job! :D But now I think we should go to bed. Since we only have two blankets, who wants to share with me? "PFFT! ME! :D" Haha okay Chloe will sleep with me and Ameil will sleep with Jenny. *Jenny creepy glares at Ameil* ..."Uh HELL NO! First of all, that sonds compleetly GAY! Second, I don't like the idea of being anywhere near Jenny while she has a marker and I'm asleep." "She can sleep On IS's bed since he just crashed here on the floor." *kicks IS's dead body* *snicker snicker* >:D "YEAH BED!!" *runs over and sprawls on IS's bed* Eh that's settled then....Goodnight everyone! :D " 'Night Bra! :D" "Seeya Fucker!" xP And with that, we fell asleep and waited untill IS wskes up and screams like a demented Zeebra. x]