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it's all in the title 🔥 edit: i made this when i was like 9 but tbh it still holds up im not gonna lie More

(#1) Welcome!!
(#2) When Life Gives You Lemons
(#3) You Remind Me of a Trashcan
(#4) What's Up?
(#5) Drown Yourself
(#6) Cannot Be Reached
(#7) Get Over It: PART 1 - Barf
(#8) Whoah!
(#9) A Game
(#10) Anti-Pick-up-Lines: PART 1 - Math
(#11) My Ship
(#12) GOODNESS!
(#13) Yourself
(#14) Ladies First
(#15) Anti-Pick-up-Lines: PART 2 - Alphabet
(#16) Acronyms
(#17) Get Over It: PART 2 - Zipper
(#18) A Pretty Christmas Wish
(#19-Author's Note) 80 Views?!
(#20) ILY
(#21) Sing
(#22) Twenty-five Minutes
(#23) Exactly Like You
(#24) Opposite Day
(#25) Avoid
(#26) Anti-Pick-up-Lines: PART 3 - Keyboard
(#27) Subs
(#28) Describe
(#29-Authors Note) 90 views!
(#30) The Jerk Store
(#31) Burn Battle: PART 1 - Scorched
(#32) I Hate You
(#33) Ugh.
(#34) Mean
(#35) Please
(#36) Burn Battle: PART 2 - Admitting Defeat
(#37-Author's Note) 100+ views!
(#38) Allergic
(#39) Borrow
(#40-Author's Note) 200+ VIEWS!
(#41-Author's Note) SORRY!
(#42-Author's Note) 400+ VIEWS?!
(#43) Mistakes
(#44) Love
(#45) Handsome
(#46-Author's Note) Slow Updates! + BONUS: 600 views?!
(#47) Anti-Pick-up-Lines: PART 4 - Smoking Hot
(#48) Lunch
(#49) Comedian
(#50) 50th CHAPTER! + The End??
(?- Author's Note) #Wattys2017 + The Sequel?
(??- Author's Note) HOLY CHALUPAS!

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Random Roasts™

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it's all in the title 🔥 edit: i made this when i was like 9 but tbh it still holds up im not gonna lie

comebacks life lol roasting wattys2017

(#31) Burn Battle: PART 1 - Scorched

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By iluorlando

Person: LETS HAVE A BURN BATTLE!!

Me: What's the point in having one if you're just going to look stupid like you always do?

Person: What's the point in having one if you're just going to be like that?

Me: Exactly. So my advice is, get a life, talk stupid with someone else, and leave me be. Besides, why would you need anymore burning if your face already looks scorched?

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