(Steve is online)
(Bucky is online)
Bucky: Steve, are you sure about this?
Steve: Of course I am! Believe me, speed dating will help you meet new people and –
Bucky: That's exactly what I'm not sure about!!
Steve: You'll be fine. Let me fix your tie. *fixes tie*
Bucky: How do I look?
Steve: *gels Bucky's hair* Perfect. Any woman would fall for you. Have fun, yeah? Sharon and I are off on a date.
Bucky: Okay. Thanks, Steve. You're such a great friend.
Steve: Bye!
(Steve has logged off)
Bucky: Okay, time to die. *sighs*
AT THE SPEED DATING PLACE
Bucky: So I just sit here and wait for women to come to me? Okay...
(Carol Danvers is online)
Carol Danvers: Hi!
Bucky: H-hello...I – I'm Bucky.
Carol Danvers: I'm Carol. Nice to meet you.
Bucky: You too...so what do you do for a living?
Carol Danvers: I'm a superhero too. People call me Captain Marvel.
Bucky: *gasps* REALLY? OMG THAT'S SO COOL!
Carol Danvers: Aww, Bucky. I'm flattered but believe me, the Winter Soldier is much cooler than me.
Bucky: No, no, no. You're so much more awesome! What're you're powers??
Carol Danvers: Oh, well, I have super strength and I can fly. I've also recently discovered I can shoot energy beams from my hands. But Bucky, tell me more about yourself.
Bucky: Oh me? I'm just a super soldier. *gazes dreamily* So...how long have you been a hero for?
Carol Danvers: Bucky, really, I wanna know more about you.
Bucky: Wha –
DING!
Carol Danver: Oh, sorry, Bucky. Time to move onto the next person. Bye!
(Carol Danvers has logged off)
Bucky: WAIT! Can – can I get your autograph??
(Gamora is online)
Gamora: Hi.
Bucky: Hello, I'm Bucky.
Gamora: Call me Gamora.
Bucky: Okay, Gamora...So, tell me about yourself.
Gamora: Well, I work for the Guardians of the Galaxy.
Bucky: Oh, is that a superhero team like The Avengers??
Gamora: Yeah, but better.
Bucky: The Guardians of the Galaxy are better than The Avengers? I don't think so!
Gamora: Well, Star Lord is much funnier and attractive than all the men on your team put together.
Bucky: Well then why're you here? You can go date him!
Gamora: Haha, funny joke.
Bucky: Well, I bet Black Widow could kick your –
Gamora: My what?? Finish that line, I dare you.
Bucky: Ass?
Gamora: THAT'S IT! Gahhhhhh! *attacks*
Bucky: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ARGH! Ah! NOOO! Oww! Stop kicking my –
DING!
Gamora: I think I'm gonna leave now.
Bucky: Yes. Go! Go! Bye. Nice meeting you.
Gamora: Nice beating you.
(Gamora has logged off)
(Mystique is online)
Mystique: Hello!
Bucky: Hi! Whoa! Your skin –
Mystique: If you don't like it, I can change –
Bucky: No, no! I was just intrigued. It's amazing. So do people usually get scared of your skin?
Mystique: Yeah. They'll never consider me beautiful but I don't care. Mutant and proud.
Bucky: I understand. People get scared of my metal arm.
Mystique: Aww, but you're so sweet and kind.
Bucky: Why thank you. You too, Mystique.
Mystique: You should meet my team some time. They're the X-Men.
Bucky: Sure! They sound great!
Mystique: You know what? I made some cupcakes and I thought I'd share them with you. I bought them along today.
Bucky: Oh! Cupcakes? I love them!
Mystique: Here you go *gives cupcake*
Bucky: Yay! *eats* They taste a bit...weird?
Mystique: They have kale in them.
Bucky: K-kale?? Oh, uh..yum?? *struggles to swallow*
Mystique: You don't like them do you?
Bucky: Oh, no, no. I do! They're – they're amazing.*vomits*
Mystique: Well, you know what? If a man can't appreciate the gifts I present him with, then fine! Bye!
Bucky: Mystique, wait! *continues vomiting*
(Mystique has logged off)
Bucky: Okay, I've had enough of this. I'm leaving.
(Bucky has logged off)
AT STARK TOWER
(Steve is online)
(Scott is online)
(Sam is online)
Steve: I wonder how Bucky's going.
Scott: Probably met the one already.
Sam: Yeah, the lucky guy.
(Bucky is online)
Bucky: HELPPPPP!
Steve: Oh my god. Bucky! Are you okay?
Bucky: *pants* N-no!
Scott: You look like – like a -
Bucky: Like a nightmare!!
Sam: What happened?!?!?
Bucky: I – I – STEVE! SPEED DATING WAS A BAD IDEA! I GOT REJECTED BY CAROL DANVERS AKA CAPTAIN MARVEL!! I didn't even get an autograph!! I GOT BASHED UP BY GAMORA, THE MOST DANGEROUS WOMAN IN THE GALAXY!! I can't feel my balls! AND MYSTIQUE THINKS I'M A DOUCHE CUZ HER CUPCAKES MADE ME VOMIT! They had kale!
Sam: Whoa...you need some serious therapy.
(Clint is online)
Clint: I know a therapist!
(Tony is online)
Tony: DON'T TRUST HIM!!!!! DON'T TRUST HIM!!!!
(Natasha is online)
Natasha: Trust in meeeeeeeee........
A/N – Hi guys!
I know my chapters are never funny but I try. I'm sorry.
Which of the 3 girls at Bucky's speed date would you go out with? I'd choose Carol Danvers baby! Can't wait for the solo Captain Marvel movie! I'm sure Brie Larson would kill it!
I also believe I have awoken the Stucky shippers with the opening sequence.
See you all on Saturday!
Thanks!
Lotsa love,
Chrissie!
xoxo
P.S I wanna marry Nightwing.