Misfit Adventures pert thwee

By Bokukkokhmer

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GUESS WHO'S BACK BABY Damn Neda back at it again More

Chicken bake thoughts
Kiss
Bopha is Kira
Titty triangle
Ride home
Under the bed
Kumo's unfortunate name meaning
Last Night Good Night
Rules of naming a demigod OC
When war is happening but you still relaxing
When break is finally over
Leopard print
Brothers
Three Percy Jackson headcannon
Look
Hades, chill
Swordfish
Asking for a towel
Hermes faints a lot in this b/c Hecate is bae
Hebe the goddess of YOUTH
I'm generous
Hey guys big news
Marceline's Childhood: Banana
Marceline's Childhood: Long ass robes
Marceline's Childhood: Sass
Marceline's Childhood: DO NOT ask your father
I might just do this with all my adventure books
Sex Ed
When your friend is bored
I'm still not done creating Percy Jackson OCs apparently
Hermes x Hecate is my new OTP
Who dat
That mofo that takes too long to read
Hair ties lie
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Ideal Teacher
AAAaaaaamanajhdksjakwjsdudijshakwihdjddjdyjyiryuut,
Drunk Chiron is the best Chiron
Dionysus' mother
Leopards
You know the magic satchel concept?
Last Night Good Night again
Take it off
Low-key I'm scared
How to deal with catcalling
Nico
My best friend
Stripper
Bra
Imagine Ares and Percy as a couple
PONPONPON BITCHES
Black
Bitchy Idol
Itsa puppy
My Tarot Card
Voice (Before)
Yaoi? No!
I have a challenge
Bopha's relationship status throughout the series
"Not that big"
Naming chapters
Who wants to know the name of Bopha's boyfriend
Percy Jackson Headcannon (Berserk)
Innocent, right
Thong
This is how I talk half the time
Peppers
What even
Just thought of something fucked up
Born 2002
I'm really happy
Train
*Rooster
How is life
I got my new schedule
Little girls
All in favor
Godly Ecstasy
Godly Ecstasy 2
The downside of thongs
Important lesson: Don't take Percy to a Asian seafood market
Daddy
Bun Bun
Hades u Hoe
WTF me
How I fill out school forms
Marceline likes to watch people sleep
Marceline likes to watch people sleep 2
Asian Snacks (Throwback beyotch)
Asian Snacks 2 (Throwback beetch)
Watchin KLK (Spoilers)
Rules of hot pot
Attitude
Valentines day got me like
Dumb puns and lines
Ancient Greece
Genderbend
Boys can love (WIP)
Important lesson: Don't leave a pervert home alone
Love Note (WIP)
Pandas
Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle
I revised Marceline's profile but it's still WIP
13 lbs. baby
Tigers are cats
Housewarming present
My new password
Vietnamese
Paparazzi
Rottweiler Puppy
Just FYI
Tiffany's Tibetan Mastiffs
Getting creative
Oh my
I was reading the Percy Jackson Wiki and...
Chubby Tigers
My best impression of a cat
Humping
Smuggle
Mr. Squishy Paws
Fluff butt
Tiger stretch
Corgi Booty Bag
Sensitive ass
Not finished
Marceline's on time-out
Angery Bopha
Important lessons: You can't train a tiger unless you're Dionysus
My PDA PSA
Hot Pants
When xrulerofhellx argues
Ares drunk af
Leaving your room after locking your self in
Zeus' holy booty
Hold on Hephaestus
September
Admit this headcannon is cute
Cute headcannon part 2
My friend darkness
WTF did I just write
Shield
When you crazy but not that crazy
March 28 Koichi's birthday
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Twinkie
When your grandparents let's you do sht your mom won't let you do
Ares is a serious lolicon
Pretty hurts
WTF ZEUS
Turtle
When your teacher teaches you shit your learned last year
Yaoi
CRAZY AWESOME IDEA
For the money
Curry
Drink responsibly kids
Daughter of Ares
Potato dick
Balls
Yem
When you old school af
Ugggghhhhhh
Wait
Chau Long
Vietnamese OCS
Sex Ed
Wait a sex
Small fun fact about Marceline
Calm
This is Hades' sweater
Poseidon's pick up line
Camp walk
Rio
Squad
Chow Chow
Fluffy hair
Yukitaro (WIP)
Maiko
Bye bye

Marceline's Childhood: Lost

18 1 0
By Bokukkokhmer

Ares was supposed to be looking after Marceline but some how, some how, some fucking how, he managed to lose the small child. Now he's running around New York city late at night looking for the kid "Len-Len! Len-Len! Where are you, you fucking piece of shit, I'm not playing" he shouted as he ran across Central Park "Did you find her?" Hermes asked Ares shook his head "I turn around for one fucking second and she-" Ares looks at Hermes left hand which held a elegant box "What's in the box, Hermes?" Hermes opened the lid "Mincemeat Croquettes"

"Why do you have croquettes at a time like this?"

"So we can find Bunny" Ares made a face "What's with all these nicknames we have for her? I mean there's Maru-Chan, Ryoba, Marushka, Marcie, Marce, Lene, Len-Len, Bunny, Line, Roshia-Chan, Vo-Chan, Kage, Potato and Lei-Lei, I mean come on" Hermes shrugged "I don't know but we should check Sakura Park while the croquettes are still warm" he said before shooting off, Ares scowled "I don't have fucking winged feet like you" He muttered to himself as he mounted his motorcycle. He drove to Sakura Park, where he found Hermes sitting down casually with Marceline munching on croquettes while Hermes petted her "How did you find her so quickly?" Ares asked confused "Mincemeat croquettes" Hermes said simply as he wiped Marceline's mouth "Whatever let's just get her home" Ares said picking the two up.

"Let's go home Lei-Lei" Hades slurred, the god had a hundred shots, three margaritas and at least four bottles of cognac. Ares watched amusingly as Hades managed to stumble with Marceline hugging his body as support, Ares sat down and stretched "I'll miss that little fucker" he said Hermes sighed as he kicked off his shoes "You'll see her again next year" Hermes said eating a croquette "Yeah..."

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