Guys. I just realized that season premiere episodes of MLP season 5 is a parody on communism.
Everyone is equal and must be exactly the same or else someone's feelings will be hurt. Every cottage must be exactly the same size, color, shape, and layout. Everyone's hair must be exactly the same length and have the same styles. All cutie marks must be equal signs. Everyone must walk, run, fly, and be able to do magic exactly the same. And because I'm evil, everyone's muffin making abilities must be totally horrible and everyone must eat our disgusting muffins.
pinkie pie: :( :( :( :( :(
Derpy: :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
everyone: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:
muahahahahahahahahahaha
vote Starlight Glimmer for class president. I guarantee a horrible muffin for everyone!
twilight: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I must be the class president! *Throws muffins out the 20000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 story window* YAASSSSSSSS. Now I will be class president. Vote Twilight for class president and I guarantee better pizza for everyone, more delicious muffins, more books for the library, and did I say more delicious muffins!
Everyone: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Pinkie: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Derpy: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
cast your vote for class president now:
comment here for Starlight Glimmer
comment here for Twilight Sparkle
comment here for Sunset Shimmer
AnD COmMEnT hERE 4 DeRPy
..........................................................................Later. Let's just assume Starlight lost.
Starlight: I can't believe I lost
Sunset: Well no one even knew I was running thanks to your muffin scandal!
Starlight: Guys, I'm sorry. I lost sight that there could be no bad muffins. Will you forgive me?
Everyone: Wellllll..........................................
Starlight: I brought Grandma's Muffins. *Giant semi filled with muffins can be heard pulling up*
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. We forgive you. Let's all be muffin buddies. Everyone buddy up.
Ame, you're my muffin buddy.
Kate and Mai, you guys are muffin buddies.
Gem and Cat are muffin buddies
Elle is Mai's muffin buddy.
Kate: But we're already muffin buddies!
Then SHARE! The muffins have made their decision!
Kate: The muffins?!
YES. THe MUFFINS have chosen us, and need us to be in specific pairs.
Ame: You make no sense
Mai: This chapter makes no sense!
Aww! Thanks guys, I try. (I don't this weird stuff just sorta happens)
Mai: So what muffin chose you two?
The English Muffin!
Muffin: Well, I do believe that in the scheme of things, it makes the most probable sense that these two are most fit for the delectable consumption of a most light and dainty treat such as myself.
Kate: That sentence took like two lines.
Muffin: Well of course the previous sentence I stated consumed two lines of font. This is exactly why I cannot, no, will not be eaten by one who must state what is completely and obviously written down in the most clear text available.
Mai: Wut
Muffin: Well-
Muffin, how dare you dis my friends like that! And how dare you start almost every statement with well. You know that is The Doctor's thing and that is very rude.
Doctor: yea muffin, you said you were a fan, but It's like you're trying to be me! *the end of something poking out of muffin can be seen. It looks suspiciously like a sonic screwdriver*
Muffin: *magically grows hand and slides it back in* What sonic screwdriver?
Doctor: Is that my sonic! When did you take it! I've been looking everywhere for it!
Ame: Hold the phone! * hands the Doctor a phone* How big is this muffin?
Don't know, but that was very rude! You can't just ask a muffin how big it is!
Mai: Wait. Wait hold on. Are we just avoiding the fact that the Doctor just appeared out of thin air?
Kate: Bro, that's how it works!
Mai: So whenever you just happen to make a reference the characters show up!
Yup!
Mai: But it's weird.
Umm. This whole book is weird. I'm weird. You're weird. We're all weird. My book, my rules, and have I mentioned I'm weird yet?!
Everyone: YEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!
I get the feeling I'm being really annoying right now.
Ame: *whispers* You kind of are.
But You still love me, and you're still here and reading this.
Mai: Fair point.
Now back to my weirdness, my book. My rules. I can do anything I want. Look, I can expose Kate. She's not a human! It's just a disguise. She's really a POTATO. *Turns Kate into potato.
Kate: Yup. I'm a potato.
I can turn the Doctor into a pony.
Doctor: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Derpy: Wait. He's MY doctor! What!
Doctor: AHHH. I want to be a human again.
Don't complain I was making a point. I can make you dress up like a pear.
Doctor: No
Yes. Okay. You're a human again.
Doctor: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS. Now Muffin. Give me my screwdriver! *Takes screwdriver from muffin*
Muffin: I do say sir, how extremely rude. I'm reporting you for sexual assalt. Keep your hands to yourself!
Everyone: You're a WOMAN?!
Muffin: How Rude!
Salt: What seems to be the problem here?
Muffin: Well-
Doctor: No WELLS for YOU!!!! *throws muffin of of skyscraper.
Salt: Sir, I'm afraid I'm going to have to fine you under code 5-13-infinity.
Doctor: And what is that?
Salt: Throwing an annoying English muffin off the roof of a building.
Get lost salt! *throws salt shaker off of roof*
Ame: Question. How did we get on the roof.
Kate and Mai: YOU DO NOT QUESTION!
Doctor: Ugghhhh. This has been the worst day ever.
You poor thing. C'mon. Let's get you some cookies, and on the way back I have to look for Geoff. I still can't find him!
Doctor: Cookies.
Yes, well. I think we shalls endzs dis chapter here. Secretary, give me the minutes.
Secretary: First you talked about the fact that MLP is a parody for communism. Then Starlight Glimmer threatened to make everyone eat bad muffins and ran for class president. Then Twilight started running for class president. Then we voted for class president. Then Starlight bought everyone's trust back with muffins. Next, an English muffin made fun of your friends. You called him out. Then the Doctor appeared. It turned out Muffin was impersonating the doctor and took his screwdriver, you turned him into a pony, it turned out that Muffin is a lady. The Doctor threw her off the roof, then you threw the salt off the roof. Then you took the Doctor home for cookies. And you still can't find Geoff. Then I told you everything that happened. Next, you are about to sign off. Then you're going to ask me how I know that and if I'm psychic. No, and I'm not a time traveler. I will give you an evil grin and say your creation has turned on you. Then you'll say no more secretary from now on because she's creeping me out. Hold on, now none of this will happen since I told you. You may as well sign off now.
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I think I'll actually update in the next chapter who won the election. My vote's for Derpy. If you liked this chapter, don't forget to comment and or vote!
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