As you would guess, this is a totally random update where we will discuss several weird things I have found on the internet (or have not found.) So grab your garlic Coca-Colas and umm well read on.
So, the first thing I would like to bring your attention is this:
Geoff: Oh my god! Unicorns exist!
Okay so I don't know what to think of this picture. Is it a weird deformed horse, or is it Photoshop?
Comment here.
Okay, on to le number 2:
Whoever made this I love you.
(Geoff silently looks away)
This is literally genius!
But if one of my friends and I did that, this is what my teachers would do:
History: He would remove his glasses and stare us down until we just break down and go to the principal's office.
Math: You two. I'm giving you infraction/ detention forms, and you will return to your seats now. *Smiles like a nice lady* if we don't she will send us to the principal's office.
Science: "Why are you late!?" *Doesn't let us talk* "Come get infraction forms."
ELA: glares at us, claps hands furiously, gives infraction form, shrills "Go to your seat!"
Computers: "GO TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE, NOW. You don't do that in my class!"
Art: ummmmmm
Who would want to waste that on art class? Does anyone know what happens when she gets mad?
So yea. Now on to topic 3:
Doctor Whooves. The ultimate crossover. Most people refer to him as the tenth Doctor.
Okay yea. Understandable. He's the most common, but there's actually a really popular eleven sketch that keeps popping up.
*I will come back to this.
Five, in the show
And three in the show
Dun dun dun. Okay topic four, let's go back to the eleventh Doctor Whooves.
Now let's discuss why it's wrong.
1.They need to give him his own hairstyle because that's not cutting it. It needs to be more ridiculous and floppy.
2. If the doctor regenerates, he doesn't always have to be an earth pony. What most people don't realize is that the eleventh Doctor would actually be an awkward unicorn.
Imagine. The magic would always go wrong causing random things to happen. Half the time it wouldn't even work. It would be hilarious to watch him yell at it. And to top it off, im pretty sure he would be one to put doughnuts or other holy foods on it.
Geoff: what? Did the food die and go to heaven?
-_-
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'know. I thought I was going to say something else, but I think I'll leave it here.
Geoff: Wait!
What?
Geoff: *cracks smile and props on elbow.* I just wanted to say-
Geoff, I swear if you say a cheesy pickup line I will lock you in here all night and glue your mouth shut.
Geoff: what! No. I just wanted to say that this is the cheesiest pickup line ever. *Holds up phone.*
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Seriously, wow. That is your new low.
Geoff: What, I thought it was-
Geoff, how many times are you correct when you think.
Geoff: well...
To be continued.
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Bye fellow fandomizers!
XHope (+ Geoff)