The Random Chronicles Book 1

By fishcustardanwaffles

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Hey peeps. I finally have the internets so I can share my random with the world. If you read this book and be... More

TACO CATS
Ummm?????
I AM IRON MAN!!!
I must bring this up
Da JELLO
Random Trek: This meme
Treehouse
I AM TAGGING!
Geoff
Timey Whimey Stuff
It started with Ice-T
Guess What? im sick!
Dear Everyone
Our prayers have been answered
U Callin Me a Shrimp!?
Torchwood and conputers
We Are...
Impossibilities in the World
a totally random update
Because i was randomly tagged
Cheesy Pickup Line.
IMPORTANT
Heyooooooooooo
Everyone gets a candle!
Cover Problems
MLP parody
hahahahahahh
One Question Quiz
An Update.
read dis.
update
I need a bigger desk
I'm an awkward dandelion everybody!!!
my shower
Expert way to get back at someone.

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By fishcustardanwaffles

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!

To whom you may ask? Well I'll give you a hint if you don't know.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WATTPAD!!!!!!!!

So can you guess now?

Geoff: No

—_—

Where have you been!?

Geoff: Y'know. Stuff.

What stuff?

Geoff: Just stuff! Okay. I have a life you know!

No Geoff. No you don't.

Okay, so Geoff showed up for the party yay! We are having a special party to celebrate, not just a normal birthday. Tell them Geoff.

Geoff: Wattpad is 10 years old today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy teneversary Wattpad!

Not You!

Ten: awwwwwwwww

How did you even get here?

Ten: Well-

No, we have no time for your welling. We must party all night because Wattpad  is a whole decade old!!!!!!!!!!

Geoff: Yasssssssssssssss

Ding Dong!

Geoff:I'll get it!

Mai: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Kate: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ame: They did that the whole way here:(

Oh, I'm sorry. Sally's not coming right?

Ame: She wanted to come but I put sleeping powder in her orange juice.

Thanks for that. 

Geoff: Sally is creepy. She made me a giant cake with my face on it. 

Everyone: weird.

So who else is coming.

Overlord: Ughhhhhh. Me. Mai threatened me to take my t-shirts, again.

*to Mai* Does he have a thing for his T-shirts, or.......

Mai: Yea. It's really sad.

Nathanperson: I came. I don't know why. I don't know even know who you are. I just got a note in my mailbox telling me to come or else. 

Or else what?

Nathanperson: Or else she will hunt me down and kill me in my sleep. Funny thing is it was in my neighbor's mailbox.

Ame: Gee, I wonder who it was. *stares at me*

The world will never know.

Ten: Well, actually it's-

You start a sentence with well again, and you will be sorry!

Geoff: Ahem! Hey!

Kate: 8D ahahahahahahahahahahaaa

Mai: Gee Thanks!

I thought we were partying!

Mai: Yes. Let's have the biggest part ever with ice cream, cookies, punch, cake, dancing, music, and tacooooooooooos!

Me, Kate and Ame: Taaaaaaacooooooooos!

Geoff, Overlord and Ten: why are our girls so weird?

Nathanperson: Ummmmmm

Kate: *twitches* Our girls?!

Geoff: Not in that way!

Ten: Well-

That's it! *launches self at ten*

Kate: Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Mai and Ame: I thought we were having  a party!

Me an Kate: Oh yea.

Sorry ten. So, so, sorry.

Ten: That's my line!

Haaaaaaaaa! Thanks for coming to the party.

Mai: How did he even get here?

Ahem, not Important! Oh look, the tacos have arrived!

All girls: Tacossss! Yes.

Ten *starts dancing* I'm leaving unless we start dancing right now!

Everyone: Yaaassssssssssssss!

Nathanperson: I still don't Know!

Overlord: Well you better get used to it!

Kate: I have no idea how to dance!

No one Does!!!!! Check out my awesome moves! ~(0^0)~

Ame: What even is that?

No idea!

Mai: Hope. This is the best party. Let's all party all night long and not care at all!

Kate: are you singing now. Did you get drunk? We don't even have alcohol!

Geoff: Weird people don't need alcohol to get drunk because they're already half-way there!

Guys, dare I say it? Should I break out the GIF?

Everyone but Nathanperson: Yeeeeeessssssss! DO IT NOW.

Okay. Then we shall party all night and follow the orders of the best GIF in the universe (even though I've used it once somewhere else), and be like:



#BestGIF

Remember to vote and comment if you liked it!

Bye peoplez! 

XHope (+Geoff)

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