The Random Chronicles Book 1

By fishcustardanwaffles

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Hey peeps. I finally have the internets so I can share my random with the world. If you read this book and be... More

TACO CATS
Ummm?????
I AM IRON MAN!!!
I must bring this up
Da JELLO
Random Trek: This meme
Treehouse
I AM TAGGING!
Geoff
Timey Whimey Stuff
Guess What? im sick!
Dear Everyone
Our prayers have been answered
U Callin Me a Shrimp!?
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Torchwood and conputers
We Are...
Impossibilities in the World
a totally random update
Because i was randomly tagged
Cheesy Pickup Line.
IMPORTANT
Heyooooooooooo
Everyone gets a candle!
Cover Problems
MLP parody
hahahahahahh
One Question Quiz
An Update.
read dis.
update
I need a bigger desk
I'm an awkward dandelion everybody!!!
my shower
Expert way to get back at someone.

It started with Ice-T

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By fishcustardanwaffles

Okay, so does everyone know that GEICO Ice-T commercial? If not, I've posted it above.

So when the commercial first came out, I thought the people were crazy because they were asking a lemonade stand for iced tea.

Face Palm me because I know nothing! My mom told me that Guy was a popular rapper singer guy whose name is apparently Ice-T. So of course I understand that commercial. But my mind wanders a lot and has domino moments.

So the combined Ice-T and lemonade made me think of Ice-Cube

Which made me think of Snoop Dog

Which made me think of Snoopy

Which made me think about two different things, A, and B

Branch A:

I thought about beagles

Which made me think of the Underdog movie

Which made me think of the old cartoon

Which made me think of the Underdog Macy's float.

Which made me think of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.

Which made me think of Thanksgiving.

Which made me think of turkey

Which made me think of Turkey, but then I went back and thought about stuffing

Which for some reason made me think of my mom's ham

Which made me think of Christmas

Which made me think of a million other things

Branch B:

I thought of Snoopy

Which made me think of woodstock

Which made me think about Woodstock

Which made me think about beer......

So five minutes after mom told me it was Ice-T, I (not so) randomly said "Alcohol." Which made everyone stare at me, so I'm like "Ice-T made me think about alcohol." And my parents are like "how did u get alcohol from Ice-T." So I was like "ugghh" roll around on floor and scream in frustration.

I never told them, but I told you peoplez!!!

Vote if you liked! Also comment if and how this had ever happened to you!

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