Hello, my name is Eric Nam. What is your name?
Shit.
What? Your name is Shit? What?
Shit, you did not just say your name is Eric Nam.
Ahahahaha nah. It's not.
Shit what? Stop confusing me.
Sorry sweetie, but it's my way of living.
Then just die.
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...
... well this escalated quickly. Did I read right? I know you're mean, but not that mean.
Shit...Sorry
Sorry
Sorry
Sorry
Sweetie?
Sorry
Sorry
I should just die.
Sweetie, what? If you die then I die and therefore you shouldn't apologise.
...Sorry.
Gosh! It's okay! I just wanted to know your name. I should be the one saying sorry that I lied.
Wait so you know who Eric Nam is?
No. I just searched up his name, hoping you'll know who he is.
What? Why?
Ah ha ha ha... To see your reaction? TEEHEE
Wow... You are a piece of shit.
Damn girl, I didn't think you would know how to curse so much.
... I've never cursed before so I've always wanted to try.
And I'm your victim?
Well you are a stranger...
Nup. I'm no stranger. I'm Eric P, your TEXTING BUDDY!!!
Woot.
... Well Eric, my name is Solar.
MAMAMOO!!!
So you do know who Eric Nam is.
Shhh... Nobody knows this side of me but you.
It seems we've got more than drawing in common. :)
Did you just smiley face me?
No.
Oh my gosh you did.
I can see it.
Coming out of your chat box with your name written underneath.
What? What are you talking about? I don't see anything and I'm not blind.
Well, I'm not blind either.
But anyway, Solar, I will find out your true name one day ;)
That statement was so creepy.
Hey! I'm trying to be cool here!
What. Why? You don't even know me.
Well sweetie, you don't even know me.
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