Dear Diary:
October.
Fuck yeah.
My fears have become true. Today, when I went downstairs to have breakfast, I almost tripped and fell with a stack of costume catalogs. Jfc
I am not going through all this again.
Denmark: Hey, Icey's awake!!
Finland: Oh! Come help us choose a costume for this year
Me: Can't we individually dress up instead of dressing up as the same?
Denmark: What??!!! No! Iceland- we're the NORDIC 5. We're a group and do EVERYTHING together!
Finland: If I buy drugs, you guys cover me!
Sweden: That's not what he me-
Norway: If I punch Denmark, you all help me.
Denmark: nORGE, NO
Me: Alright fine, I get it. How about...
Denmark: OH, CAN WE GO AS VIKINGS??
All of us: .......
Finland: .... But-
Norway: Dairy products.
Me: What?
Norway: I go as a stick of butter, you can go as ice cream-
Me: Hey-
Norway: Finland goes as milk, Sweden like a block of cheese and Denmark as yogurt.
Denmark: Awwww, why does Fin get to be the malk?
Finland: ...... Denmark.... say "melk"
Denmark: Malk.
Me: But... It's "milk"
Finland: Yeah. And I said that: "melk"
Denmark: Same here: "malk"
Me: ..... that's not how y-
Norway: We are not having this conversation again.
Sweden: Furniture
Finland: nO. SWEDEN. STOP NOW. NO
Sweden: I want to see you-
Finland: NO
Sweden: -dressed as a chair
Finland: STOP, NO! THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE
Me: I am older than this house...
Norway: Hm...
Denmark: ROBOTS!
Finland: Robot suits make my butt look big-
Sweden: Let's go as robots.
Finland: sWEDEN! YOU'RE TERRIBLE TODAY!
Me: How about horror movie villains?
Norway: ..... that's actually not a bad idea. Alright, claim your costumes-
Finland: Ghostface!
Denmark: Freddy Krueger!!!!
Sweden: Mm... Jason-
Norway: I guess I'll choose Michael Myers. You, Ice?
Me: ........ Dracula.
Norway: ...... um-
Denmark: That's lame.
Me: I don't care. You guys took the good ones.
Finland: ...... you can always be Annabelle.
Me: Fuck no.
Norway: ...... you said the "F" word....
Me: .......
Denmark: ooOOOOOoooooh
Me: I am 200% done with this shit.
And I went back into my room.
I swear, last year was worse.
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
Today, Sweden was not feeling okay. He started making weird noises all of a sudden. We were all very concerned.
Finland: What's wrong with Sweden??!! He's been sitting still on his chair for five minutes!! (he started crying) HE HAS TO CATCH UP WITH HIS KNITTING! THIS ISN'T HIM!!
Denmark: Woah- Sve, you're okay?!!
Sweden: (smol cough) mmmmhm
Finland: aHHHHHHHHH SOMEONE CALL THE AMBERLAMPS!
So we took Sweden to a doctor.
Of course, we took him to a special country doctor. It's like a normal doctor, but he knows we're countries so that's okay-
Doctor: What seems to be the pro-
Finland: pLEASE, YOU HAVE TO HELP!!!! MY SWEDEN IS VERY SICK!
Doctor: Have you been taking care of your Sweden?
Finland: Yes, yes! He's been eating healthy and all that shit!
Sweden: F'nland-
Finland: oH NO, NOW HE CAN'T PRONOUNCE HIS "I-"
Doctor: Please calm down, he has a thermometer in his mouth.
Sweden: (For some reason he was glaring at the doctor) hmmmmmmmmm-
Doctor: Let's see.... OH! He has a fever! And a cold.
Finland: aHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (he cried)
Denmark: ....... can I get a lollipop?
Doctor: No-
Norway: Can I go home? I'm not needed here...
Me: .......
We went home after an hour.
You know, it was pretty funny to see Sweden sitting on the couch with a gigantic blanket almost covering his face. Finland was taking all this too seriously. Godammit- he gave the poor man five bowls of soup!
Sweden was very annoyed, and everyone could tell- except Finland. He didn't say anything though. He didn't want to make Finland feel bad.
Finland: You feeling okay, Swe?
Sweden: (The blanket was covering his face so his answer was muffled)
Finland: I'm glad!
Norway: Wow... you sure know how to take care of him well. Why don't you write a book or something? Geez-
Finland: GOOD IDEA! I'll start now!
Norway: ........
Finland has gotten dumber.
I really won't be surprised at all if I wake up tomorrow and see Finland writing his book.
Oh dear...
-Iceland