Warnings:
There will be NSFW parts and I'll tell you by the title with a mark "§"
If you do not like the first or second chapter or idk,
Shut up and leave. Don't like it, don't read it. It's not don't like it, read it. This isn't school. This is wattpad.
I never forced you to read, I never asked you to read. Only for the ones who are interested, I did asked them.
There will be artworks in some part. (NO REQUESTING cuz my Gaster x Reader isn't finish. Not until I kill vivaldi at least.)
Characters in this story all belongs to me. Not a single character comes from Undertale. I won't be using Gaster, Sans or anyone from Undertale.
Maybe your OCs if you do want to submit.
And this story is a slow-burn:
FUCK YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT. A SLOW BURN. I'M BEING REAL. NO ONE DOES THIS IN REAL LIFE: "hi. We just met i want sex" "Oh god" "let's sex" "yey. Happily ever after"
No. Pls. No. Unless you're a prostitute.
It goes:
Hi, i want to know you more
Oh you're interesting
What? You ... Oh. You liked her.
I sad.
Violent cries and drama
What? You like... Me? I thought-
Yay we're dating
Oh no complicated fucks are disturbing
Oh no, we're gonna break up aren't we?
Oh nevermind
*months later*
Vivaldi is kinky. Vivaldi wants you
Yay, adventures in bed
Yay pregnant
Yay family
More problem? Fuck.
To be continued...
ANDDDD
There will be a lot of:
swearings yayy
Cliffhangers clotheshangers blablablah
Puns
Weird things
"EXPECTING AN UPDATE?" Troll
Sad scenes
Weird scenes
Fantasical scenes which will never happen in the romance of reality because reality destroys imagination
Food. Actual food recipe
Scientific stuff
Battle
Harrypotter wands
Wrecking balls wrecking the fourth wall.
Author's note and bullsh*vic
And amazing magical typos.
BAHAHAHAHAH
So yeah, deal with it. And if you don't read this warning.
It's all your fault because you never read the warning.
And if you blame me. I have a reason and A thing I would possibly do. The title says it all and I will sell you to satan for one strip of french fries from Mac Donalds.
Love,
Panda. Your Fat ass Author.